Just Joshing Around

Hello. Can you guys hear me? Hello. I feel like I'm barely louder than the desktop audio than the very goofy silly chatter music. Hey. Oh, that sucks. Ash. Okay, you guys hear me? Hello. All right, shut up. Hello. What's up, guys? All right. A lot not a lot of people are going to care. Now, this I got this. This is the 12th edition collegiic dictionary. I was going It's post It came out on my birthday around my birthday. I wanted it so bad, but I finally got it. It's so nice. It's such a nice dictionary. You know what I'm saying? Look at this. It's got the nice like weird red leather. Y'all don't care. But this is cool though. This goes in my library. My library is getting better by the second. Hello. How you guys doing, brother? I am at work. Yeah. Making new videos. Hey, Patrick. What's up, Patrick? You going to censor your feet, buddy? Nerd. Okay. Okay. I'm never going to share my interests with you guys ever again. You wouldn't believe me anyway, but I have I have what's the word? Damn it. You know, let me just go get it because you wouldn't even if I said that I have it, you wouldn't believe that I owned it. It wouldn't even matter. So, I have to get it so you can believe me. >> Yeah. Quantum physics. You don't got to be the smartest to understand. Well, I mean, technically you do. It's a good book. Technically, you do. But it's a good book, though. It was cool. It's cool. It's got some really cool All right, I'm go put it back. Let's see what we going to do today. I'm just getting all the all the the stuff I usually do out the way. So, say hello to the to the brother and sister to Winton. Look at this. They're beautiful, aren't they? And they love each other so much. Wendon Penelope, Queen of Ithaca. I'm not reading that book, brother. Okay. Okay. What? Yeah, you guys are on camera. You guys got anything you want to say? Very talkative. What about you? Thank you. All right, guys. Now, it's time to do what I came here to do. Play that Resident Evil Reququum. You know I'm ready. You know I'm about it. I'm leaving you guys one more time. for headphones. If I had a nickel for every time Penelope hit her head when I let her out her crate, I'd be rich. All right, everybody got to hear words from Penelope. I put them up. I put the dogs up. I put the evil dogs up. What if I had a thing right here to make it look like I was I feel like this setup lowkey sucks. Joshua, do you like pickles? This is not an option. This is a demand. I do like pickles, actually. I'd like a pickle. Resident Evil, but every time Joshua dies, he takes a 10 mgram edible. I could do that. Let me just set everything up. Think I should play Pizza Tower? What's Pizza Tower. My favorite Resident Evil character. I want it I want to say Leon, but I really like Wesker. I really like Wesker. I can tell you my most hated character than the dang chainsaw Mini. I hate those so much. Or the damn dogs, but that's about it. I feel like I should shout you out. Okay, shout out to Jacob M JM3. I bet you can't handle weed. I bet I couldn't handle weed either, considering I don't smoke. Only reason my eyes are puffy is because I don't have my glasses. I order new glasses. Hopefully they get here before my trip. So, do you consider jalapenos as a vegetable or fruit? Jalapenos have seeds, so that makes them a fruit. Nah, Patrick, I'll play both of these when you uncensor your feet. That was a rhyme, by the way. Thank you. Gotcha. Couch potato 4600. Sorry, Lillian Pong. Winton, we we showed Winton. We done with Winton. I'm looking stupid today. Thank you. I tried my hardest. I tried my hardest, man. Okay, now I got to make sure everything is working. Make sure like the stupid like caster labs thing because I don't you know what's crazy? There could be people on Twitch right now, but I forgot to turn the chat thing on. So whole time they're being ignored and I got to stop doing that and I got to charge my phone too. Why do I have a dictionary? Because sometimes when I don't know what a word means, it low-key feels Yeah, there's 11 people in here, guys. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Twitch. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> Hold on. But yeah, a dictionary, especially a more recent one, is good for like, you know, what does this word mean? Then you get to pull out the big book. You get to feel like a big nerd. You know, you guys don't like feeling like big nerds sometimes. Okay, hold on. Yeah, I'm sorry, Twitch chat. I'm so sorry. Hold on. I'm fixing it right now. I'm fixing it right now. We should ignore him back. NO, NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. Hold on. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Okay. I think I have the Twitch chat up. I am so sorry. Hold on. Hold on. I got to look up here again and make sure that this is the actual Twitch chat. They should put Joshua as ank for the definition in addiction. No, let's not do that. Let's not do that. Actually, I'm not even 26 yet. You know what? This is what I'm going to do. All right, I'mma mix both. I think I turned it on. Is this the the Twitch chat and the what's the name chat? You guys should be on screen now. Can you see my feet? You can see my feet. Blob topped her when when uh when Patrick Moore shows his feet. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, these are two separate chats. What if I made What if I just like segregated the chats? Hold on. What if I Wait, can I do that? Can I just like be like, "Oh, this one's Twitch." Like only Twitch. Oh, now I don't want to freaking work. I'm 25 and a half. Not even Not yet. I just turned I wanted to see if I could segregate you guys. Don't segregate us. Why not? You guys don't want to be split. Like I put the YouTube chat. I don't like like I do this. I put like the YouTube chat somewhere. Like I put them above you guys because they're or I put you guys in the left and then I Oh, but that's somehow both chats. Hey man, I'm not a tech guy. So, but I should have this multi- chat up so I could actually see everybody's stuff. So, Patrick, please show Josh your feed so I can see them. That's what I'm asking. I've survived three decades. You're lucky. Black history is over. Black history is never over. Firstly, did you not know it's actually called Melanin March? What the hell was that? Why did my camera just do that? Bro, they should they should lowkey let me just segregate you guys, you know? Let me put you guys half and half and you can just fight for my attention. Christmas ends July 3rd. Does it? I didn't know that. Thank you for letting me know that. All right, let's set this stuff up, guys. I'm in 100K. You're going to show You're going to do a foot reveal at 100K, Patrick. I'm so there. I'm so there, man. You don't want to live with YouTube chatters? So, Twitch wants to be segregated and then it seems like YouTube doesn't want to be segregated. So, I'm going to segregate you guys. Hey, hey, Ray Patrick, don't just be in my chat having random conversations. I'm here, too. Involve me, okay? Petition to name Joshua Joshua. Where is it at? Let me sign that. I kind of like that a little more. Hold on, guys. I'm trying to figure out how I can segregate you guys. Trying to segregate. segregation. So, let me get a a link to this. No, you didn't invite us onto your stream when we playing Fortnite. We do actually. We should play Fortnite. It's been a minute. But today, I'm playing Resident Evil for like an hour and then I'm going to just beat the entire game in one big recording session and then post it on the other thing. divorce. Why are we being chat racists? I don't know. You know what, guys? It's It's 20. No one. Okay, you guys don't want to be segregated. Okay, I'll fuse all you guys then. No more segregation. Congratulations. You guys have just came together and ended segregation. Now, if we just keep it even, keep it fair, there should be no issues anymore, you know. Okay, let me just do this so you guys can be put up here. Now I got to get I don't know if I want to play with a controller or not. I think I'm gonna just play with a controller. Josh more like washed. Dude, I just got here. Patrick, what do you mean as soon as you can figure out how to play? We've played together already. Okay, I think I got it. And then I Yeah, here we go. We should have a Twitch chat and a YouTube chat and then a Panda Gamer chat specifically for Panda Gamer. Okay, if I can figure that out, I'll do that. I'll uh Wait, what? Wait, Joshua, please don't segregate us. That's mean. Also, if you use Joshua, you must credit me. That is my patent. If you steal, then this is plagiarism. Yeah, I'm going to steal it now. I'm gonna steal it now. I think I'm going to do that. Hey, why are we fusing my chats? Hey, stop using my chats. I just want to see the Twitch chat on this one. YouTube got their own thing. Joshua, hop on Delta Rune. Dude, I'm supposed to finish Delta Rune. That was supposed to happen a long time ago. It didn't happen. What if I like put these side by side? Hold on, guys. I'm figuring it out. Joshua's still a little bit of a unk. So, you guys have to forgive me for that. For being, for being old. Josh, who's a YouTuber you want to collaborate with? Funny enough, I would really love to try my hardest. I don't know how it would work. I want to try my hardest to get Berlesy in a collaboration. Like, he would sit right here, but since he's so like tall, you would only see this part of his face because his forehead, his head, right? And we would just be right here. What would we do? I don't know. But then instead of me going, "What's up, guys?" We'd be like, "What's good, guys? Guys, welcome back. And now, you know, maybe we commentate on some stuff. I think that'll be a cool collaboration. Okay, Resident Evil. I'm getting sidetracked. I don't have my glasses, by the way, so that's why I'm going to miss all my shots. If I have my glasses, I would hit all my shots. I haven't played a game on this computer in so long. Okay, Resident Evil. Where is that at? Reququum. And then new DLC for Resident Evil has been added to your account. There's DLC for a game that just came out. You want to see a Balar collaboration? Hey man, I tried. I ain't got clout like that. So, he for sure did not see my DM. That didn't happen at all. What's this? Oh, I didn't know I could do that. What's your fandom name? Oh, it's fusing the chats anyway. Okay, fandom name situation and now. Yeah, I still don't have a name for you guys yet, so just imagine that I do. I'm still working on it. I have a notebook actually for fandom names. Once we figure out the fandom name, I'm thinking of making a video about like all the names that I went through. It's hard, man. He has like one million subscribers. I know. I wish I had 1 million subscribers. Do I like One Piece? I like One Piece. Not as much as everybody else, though. Um, Joshua Whites. That sounds oddly biblical. That lowkey kind of work. $1 parlay on Joshua dying. Okay, you guys are mean. I'm not gonna lie. You You guys are mean. I'm not gonna lie. Um, what controller am I using today? We're using the black controller. And where am I going to plug this up? Actually, no, forget that. We're using the freaking Xbox 360 controller. Joshlings is basic. Yo, you know what's crazy? The Josh is actually low-key probably one of the best non-cannon names just because so many people agree to it. I don't know why I wouldn't pick the name, but the fact that so many people kind of mess with it, you know. I I threw in a Naruto reference. All my Naruto fans. All my Naruto fans. Joshua, I'm missing court right now. What do I do? Um, tell them that I was streaming. And then they'll be, "Oh, okay. We'll just reassign your court date." And then after that though, I want to do an in-person collab with like all of my friends. Like Ray, like Sunshine, freaking Where am I going? What am I trying to get right now? I have a controller. I just need to plug it up. I'm sorry. I don't know what that was. I actually might be seen on it. What the [ __ ] was that? Where was I going? Okay. Okay. Let's just play the game. Let me see. Let's see the game. Didn't the new Poppy's Playtime come out? You guys want to play Poppy's Playtime? When I come back, I'm going to be in I'm going to be in Chicago for I'm going back to my hometown, Gary, Indiana. But I got to go to Chicago because Gary, Indiana has no planes. Um I want to I'm gonna be there for a week. That's why I'm doing the stream now because I'm getting ready to go. But then after you guys want to play Poppy's Playtime, where am I plugging this up at? I kind of don't want it to be. Let's just do this. Baby, I love you, baby. Stay away from my baby with mother. I love it. That's some That's an UN reference right there. None of you will ever get that. Go ahead. Go ahead of the game play Iron Lone. Oh, real ones watch Funky Frog plays play Poppy. Real ones watch Cory Kenjun actually. And then real ones wait for him to come back two years later to finish the fourth chapter because God knows he ain't gonna be caught up. Some people say Poppy's Playtime isn't good anymore. Is that true? I think so. I don't think Poppy's Playtime is good anymore technically speaking just because Let's see if we can display. There we go. I think There we go. I don't I think it's more the Joshua jerkers. Okay. Uh I think Poppy's Playtime is all just puzzles now. I don't even think Poppy's Playtime is necessarily a horror thing. I love you, Black Curtis. Connor, don't do this to me. This is why I'm getting my hair braided because the back of my afro is actually now seeping out the back of my head and it's starting to look like an afro mullet. And low key, I'm not gonna beat the allegations. Look at this. Look at this. An afro mullet is insane. Next, I'm going to get like a fluffy mustache, maybe a couple nose piercings, and I'm just going to be Black Curtis Connor. Yes, we are all friends, Ray. We are. We are friends. I saw that, by the way. I didn't mean for it to be that late. All right, guys. It's time for volume testing. All right. Voice language, Italian, because I am bilingual. Display language, English. Subtitles. Actually, I'm quad lingual lingual. So, Oh, damn. I thought it was only going to be foreign languages on here. Lowkey kind of just called my bluff. Okay, let's just continue to the game. Max brightness. Adjust until the pattern is no longer visible. Until the pattern is No. No. That's stupid actually cuz usually most of these games No, he ain't doing that. I mean, technically you already have them adjusted. I don't got glasses, though, so I'm literally adjusting to my vision. Resident Evil Reququum offers you the ability to change the camera perspective. It is recommended to use the first person perspective when playing as Grace to enhance the horror elements and to use third person perspective when playing as Leon to enhance the action elements. Would you like to change the perspective? Well, yeah. I mean, yeah. Grace's camera first person, Leon's camera third person. That's how I wanted to play. So, I'm thinking enter my age. Ooh. Oo. Wait a minute, guys. How old should we put? How old should we put, guys? Cuz I'm like 20 on a good day. You don't think Poppy's Playtime was that good to begin with? It was massively overhyped. Honestly, here, let me down this hill. I think the best chapter was Poppy Playtime Chapter 2. And not because I was attracted to the Poppy Playtime Horror Monster the Mommy, right? But I think that was one of the best one. 73 real age. Okay. 55. So you can twin with Leon. Okay. Okay. Twitch. You guys aren't Hold on. What about YouTube guys? How old should I put 14 67 109 100? I'm not seeing any younger. Can we Can we make the ages younger? Can we make the ages any younger? Will there be a VOD for this? That's not a number, but yes, there. Yes, there will be. So, YouTube is saying four and Twitch just keeps making me old. Oh, that was Twitch that also said four. 43. All right. Thank you guys. I gota I should buy one of those stream deck things that like Yo-Yo got so I don't got to keep clicking the thing. What's the oldest you can be on here? Imagine it stopped at 26. Dude, imagine being 100 years old playing Resident Evil. That's crazy. This is going to be your first and last time playing Resident Evil Reququum. We're going to go four years old. Is this your correct age? The age you entered will not affect the content of the game. But once your age has been confirmed, it cannot be changed, dude. But if I put four, no, I don't want to be a minor, but I don't want to be barely legal either. Let's just let's just put my real age on here, man. It's low key. It's a low-key embarrassing, but yeah, man. I'm 86. Sorry to sorry to drop the bomb on you guys. Imagine being 101 and you are unrepresented by Resident Evil. Yeah, I'd have to start a I'd have to start a riot. I knew it. I knew it. What are y'all What are we doing? Really fooled us. All right. Okay. What is all of this? Compiling shaders. We're going to be here for a while and everybody's still making fun of my age. I don't like this. We knew it. How you guys doing, man? Guys, so I'm making a video about the first Mortal Kombat movie. I bet you guys can't guess what it is. This movie actually did come out before Mortal Kombat. Yes, I am changing the subject. Um, it's s I've watched it 20 times in a row. I'm currently writing the script. be there or be downright f. No, that's technically that's Street Fighter, but like Okay, just like how we are going to beat this game. Yeah, that's like the best we ever. Yeah, we are going to beat the game all together. Joshua is 86. Yeah, 86 decades old. How did you make me older? That's ridiculous. What's my favorite food? That's a difficult one. I think my body just physically gave up pizza. Well, that's Well, to be fair to my body, I've been eating pizza like I like I'm Michelangelo for like the past month, couple of months. So, I want to say I want to say a burger. Yeah. You know what's good? Linton stew. You know, me and Moses used to eat that all the time. Will I be streaming this regularly? If this is regularly, then yes, I will. Yes, I will. I know that one movie that only had the text because sound wasn't invented back then. Bro, Mortal Komb Okay, so yes, I did exist before Mortal Kombat, but the thought of pizza makes me want to throw up. But I like pizza. I love pizza. I'm great at quizzes. Wait, why are we forgetting it? You said you were Winton Stew. I said Linton Stew. Joshua Scary Movie dropped. Guys, listen. If Kaisen Nack could be a background character in Scary Movie, I could be the main character of a parody movie. You know how Drake Bell got to be Rick Rker in uh the Dragonfly in Superhero Movie? When Superhero Movie 2 come out, it's going to be a Miles Morales parody and I am going to be Killer. Okay. And then, you know, so someone send this to the Wes Bros before anybody else pick it up. I'm already typ cast it. I get to be the Miles Morales parody character for Superhero Movie 2. Okay. Dog revealed. I already revealed my dogs. Will we be quizzed on this later? Yeah. Yes, you guys will actually. Thank you. It's your fave, Lily. I also started watching my vids about a month ago. I don't watch my videos like that. So, if Jack Septicai was in Free Guy, you can make it into Hollywood, too, unk. All right. You guys are okay. Who told you to pronounce kilometer like that? I'm sorry. Colometra. However, I don't know any other way to pronounce kilometer. Everyone was surprised that I didn't know about like what the money looked like in Europe. I don't live in Europe, so I wouldn't I wouldn't know. I I guess multi prioritize performance. Don't even try Don't even try testing my computer. Change graphics settings to prioritize performance. Yes. Measurements complete. Graphics settings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can we get into the game now? Yes. Okay. Cool. Cool. Yes, I'm American. Thank you, Panda Gamer. Be patient with me. Okay. I didn't know everybody else had colorful Monopoly money. I didn't know it was just the UK. I didn't I thought it was just the UK. I'm sorry. I thought you guys are still dealing in pences and pounds. I'm sorry. And notes. I'm sorry. Kilo me. Oh, kilometer. kilometer. Is that the Is that the how you guys want me to say it? Kilometer or kilometer? Meter. I'm naming my child Joshua. Because of you, Joshua, don't do that to him. All right, guys. Let's do the audio testing. All my sound engineers, all my sound engineer fans. Come on, guys. All my sound engineer fans, how how does this sound compare to my voice? I actually use shillings. Some American schools don't teach the moon landing, guys. You got to understand the situation. Yeah, cuz the moon landing was fake. That's why we don't teach it. Um, Kiko meter. Okay. Yeah. Kiko meter. All right, guys. So, I'm going to be Kiko meter. Kilometer. Kilometer. Morales. All my sound engineer fans. So, I think what's going to happen is is that for the first hour, we're going to play um what is this? Casual, standard, classic. Oh, they're not saying hard anymore. So that way people don't fall into a traps. A traditional. Yeah, we're going to play classic. I don't even need to read that. But I'm thinking for the first hour I stream this and then I'll put the rest of whoever's part I play first. Unless they make me play back and forth. If they may make make me play back and forth instead of like I get to play a chapter of Grace and then like the thing of Leon's then you know I'm just ch I just post the whole thing. I'll just post the whole thing. I'm going to do one whole Resident Evil video. Play the whole game in eight hours. Can you watch an eight hour video? I'm genuinely asking because I can. Marvel or DC? Uh Marvel. It's going to be for my It's going to be for my uh superhero movie, too. I'mma pitch it to the Wayne's brothers. Have I play Ultrakill? I've never played Ultrakill, actually. I know a lot of Chuds like it though, right? Raccoon City Lockdown extended to 2040. Low key with games trying to push stuff into the future, it's not working now because we're so close to 2040, it's not even funny. This is like real news now. Grace. >> Grace, >> can you edit an eight hour video? Yo, don't don't heat check me. I can for sure edit an eight hour video. Do not heat check me. If I had the if I had the whole like Chud streamer setup, I'd be switching doing sound effects. What's that one like big New York streamer guy? He's like he's like big. Not like in clout, not Phantom. The other one he'd be like pressing all the buttons. He be like, "Hey yo, all all the sound effects be going off." Don't he check. Come on now. >> Grace. >> Yes. >> My office. >> I'm sorry. I'll let you guys watch the game. >> I'm coming. >> And Grace, she's the daughter of the main character from uh Biohazard and 8, right? I just I just recaught up with everything. If this is about the report you asked for yesterday, it'll be ready in three. No, no, two days tops. >> Put a hold on that for now. We found another body. >> One that exhibits the same pathology as the others we've been investigating. >> He look like Forest Whitaker. >> Now, I need a good technical analyst on this. >> Okay. >> Yeah, I'm fat shaming cuz I wish I could get some meat on my muscles on the crime scene. the hotel. >> I actually have to charge my phone. Twitch chat, please trust me that I will be reading your chats really quick. I will read your chats because I have both of them set up, but I can't have my phone up or else it's going to die. Also, someone asked for Resident Evil lore. It all started with uh Herpes. Now you're caught up. Where the heck is my charger at? Found my charger. Guys, are you proud of me? Okay, going to charge my phone. Twitch, I will be here. I promise to to the two Twitch streamers watch to the streamers to the two Twitch viewers watching, I got you. Trust me, you will not be ignored. If I ignore you, you can clip it. You can send it to me. You can unsubscribe. I'll give you $50. All right. Make sure you guys have water. I got water because it's hot in my room. Okay, let's go back now. Shocked he didn't come back with a carton of milk. Okay. All right. >> I know that's where your mother was murdered >> and I know it'll be upsetting for you. Alyssa died eight years ago. Perhaps it's time for you to face the past. >> Get it? Eight years ago. Cuz Resident Evil 8, he also looked like Forest Whitaker. I don't know if he said that or not. I thought the mattress was popped. >> This is a completely new mattress, guys. This is like his great nephew. >> I won't force you to go, >> but you think you can do this for me? >> All right, Tony. Thank you for sliding by. I wouldn't want to be spoiled either. I did the exact same thing. I don't blame you. >> Investigate that crime scene. >> You ever skipped my videos, though? >> To me with your findings. >> You got to get locked up. >> You hate this guy's videos. Yeah, I hate Forest Whitaker's videos, too. Have I played BO3? Come on, guys. Come on, guys. Why are you guys Oh, wait. BO3 or Balders's Gate 3? Cuz I have played BO3. I haven't gotten to play Balders's Gate 3. I was actually trying to play with my friends, but they didn't want to restart their save to play with me, so I never got to play. So, I guess they're not my friends anymore. Do I know anything about AP world history? Uh, will it count if I tell you about my perspective of when I interacted with them people? Man, that is Mr. X. Come on now. Is that not Mr. X? Grace Renwood. Head to the Renwood. Uh, why did they Okay, so he just walked past me. He bumps into me and then he's like, "Fuck you." And then he runs back with the BBL. What the [ __ ] is this game? Secondly, why am I on Alia sensitivity? Why am I looking so slow? Let's fix that. Also, I'm streaming. I don't know. Hopefully, this doesn't like expose any sensitive any sensitive information. Um, where is the dang sensitivity? because I know they split it sometimes. It's right here. Sensitivity curve. Yo, I miss when games would just like let me change the speed thanks to Call of Duty. That's just dead zone. That's like stick drift. What? This has nothing to do with the Is my controller too old? My IP is in there. Unk, be careful. Jokes on you. I live in an apartment complex, so our IP is in there. I'll be careful. Dude, I might just have to play with a freaking mouse and keyboard cuz they're not letting me like actually type. Dude, am I stuck to Alia sensitivity docs by Resident Evil? Yeah, dude. I think I actually might be stuck to I think my controller is just too old or something like that because there's no like actual Hold on. Let me Yeah, >> this is so trash. Wait, where BBL man at? >> It should be around here. >> The audacity of this guy, bro. >> I hope she don't let you crack either, cuz you were rude. >> Why does everybody here got big booties? >> No, except for him. He need a He need a transplant. >> What the hell? >> Controller no work. The controller does work. The controller is just [ __ ] ancient. I'll switch my controller. It's a 360 controller. It's a 360 controller, y'all. I don't think >> what she do. Not going to do anything stupid again, are you? No way. >> What he do? He cheat. >> Yeah. I'm in BBL town. Yeah. Does he got a BBL? Yeah. Why everybody got big booties, bro? No. That's disrespectful. Joshua is a dinosaur. Okay. Which type of dinosaur? Depending on your answer, I'll accept it. It's just the men. Why do all the men got like the fattest asses? >> I'm lowkey jealous. >> Hey, that's a restricted area. You can't go in there. >> FBI, buddy. FBI. John Cena. >> Why? >> It's an active crime scene. >> Oh, right. Sorry. >> FBI. Grace, can we see your big booty? I don't have a big booty. I'm a T-Rex. Is it cuz I got small arms? >> Oh, your FBI. >> Damn. >> Investigating all these strange deaths, huh? >> Yeah. Attitude switched up when she revealed it like that. >> If you can see Norris, if you can see Norris, >> then he can see you. >> Why else would the FBI be investigating, right? >> Dude, I actually have to differentiate. Oh. Um. Um. There might be answers inside. >> How are you a nervous FBI agent? >> I could have sworn I watched a movie where there was a character like this, too. >> It was like the de It was the one with Nicholas Cage where he was like I think it was called Longlegs or something like that. >> Same character plotline. She's like this anxious >> FBI agent. She's so nervous. She's so quirky. >> And uh she has to and she has to go against the devil or something like that. The plesiosaurus. Okay. Yeah. Everybody sing it. Chuck Norris. Roundhouse check. Yeah. I'm glad. Yeah. That's some OG's, man. I would have called the cops on her. That fake ID. Yeah, she acts weird. Yo, I don't like this sensitivity. I don't like the sensitivity at all. But I'll try to make it work. I will try to make it work. Um, real quick question. Is the audio balanced? Like you guys can hear some good game audio with the um with my voice. Did I know the Hitittite King? Okay. I'm not that old. Okay. I'm not one of the first men. Let's see. So, let me let me know, guys. >> Why am I even here? >> Because it's your job. That's why you're here, Grace. Come on now. Let's not act new. Let's not act brand new. Come on, Grace. We can do this wherever we are. Is this supposed to be Raccoon City? Cuz uh actually, where are we? The Resident Evil world makes no sense to me because if the world is overrun by zombies, how is there like normal people walking through everything and why is it so damn dark? Okay, camera when aiming. What is that? Camera inversion. I wish you would invert my freaking my gameplay. What is this object based audio? Yo, can I just Let's see. Um, brightness. This is max brightness. No, can't be. I don't want it to be like ashy gray, though. That didn't change anything. Okay, let's just put it back. Let's just put it back. Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Please talk in brain rot terms. Dude, I don't think I could do that at all. It's dark because my eyes aren't working. That That's also a very good point, actually. You've just made a lot of sense. Hello. There we go. A flashlight. Joshkeeping. It's so much different than house cleaning. Instead of cleaning your house and making sure that it looks nice, I clean your house, find the things that I think look nice, and then I take it home. So, I better not catch any PlayStation 2s, Nintendo 64s. I already have those things, but I'm a hoarder, so and I want multiple. What's this, girl? Are you scared of some worms? That is nasty. There spiders in there, too. Josh keeping. Y'all didn't like that. Y'all didn't like Josh keeping. I'm seeing a bunch of tomatoes. I'm sorry. All right, I'll stop trying to be funny, man. Too many tomatoes. If Leon Isn't on that tomato timing? I don't want this game. I'm not going to lie. Leon better just be talking. I want all the craziest cornyr quips ever. I want them all. Joshkeeping just assisted robbery. >> How does she get this job if she's like this? by the way. Oh, yeah. Also tomato. Yeah, thank you. Okay. All right. How does one get a job in this area? How does one get this occupation if you are just Shaggy from Scooby-Doo? Read the investigation report. You can check your acquired items from the items menu and examine them for more details. Sure, pal. You wanted me to read anyway. All right. Investigation report. A report that details the unexplained death at the Renwood Hotel. Sure, man. Let's read it. Let me read it. I read it. You want me to physically open it? What's going on here? You did not have to take the picture of him that close. I'm not going to lie to you. Submitted by FBI special agent Kyle Emmes. Why do we need the submission part right here specifically? I don't know him. No free shout outs over here. Overview. On September 28th, 2026 at 11:20 p.m. The body of a man was found at an abandoned hotel in the Midwestern city of Renwood. The body was discovered in the hotel restroom. Based on the level of decay, it is suspected to have been there for several days. Prior to this incident, multiple cases of similarly mysterious deaths have been reported in the location across the United States. This is exactly This is exactly, and I mean exactly. I don't know how much I can stress it. This is exactly This is exactly how how the King of Rock died. Not the King, not Michael Jackson. No, no, no, no, no. This is exactly This is exactly how Elvis Presley died. Exactly. I'm trying to like Hold on. This is exactly how Elvis Presley died. That and but it wasn't blood. Hold on, let me go back. But it was not blood. It was not blood. It was poop and [ __ ] It was poop. That's how Elvis Presley died. By the way, I just want to let y'all know that if anybody seen the movie, if this wasn't put in there with his death inaccurate. It's the movie was already inaccurate. I'm just saying that's exactly how he died. Anyways, um Ramirez, 59, pronounced dead at Stone. I remember when I was 59, man. And the reason I know that's how Elvis died is because I was there. So, okay. White pronounced dead. Okay. Yep. They got the hood sharing gone. Victim's body had all extensive black bruising. Okay. Red files can be viewed again in the files menu via Y. But why? And then I would edit a tomato right there. And then like I would just keep doing that for eight hours. Okay. Okay. Listen, Claire. Seriously, how do you get How did you get this job? We got footsteps. Who's there? Hello. Yeah, breathe. Just breathe. Just breathe. Take some Shoot. Low key, take some Lexapro. I don't think that'll help. I just saying that cuz that's what I'm taking currently. It's not helping me either. That's just the house settling in. I know I'm supposed to go that way, but you got to look around. Someone once said, "I wouldn't be me if I didn't loot." There's going to be a jump scare in this bathroom, by the way. So, let's be prepared for that. Everyone clinch your butttock. Everyone, make sure the poop and butt poop is out cuz Nepo baby. Yeah. Is Grace a Nepo baby? How did she get this job? If somebody actually knows this, um, can someone let me know? cuz her dad wasn't even a part of the Did Did Chris Redfield give Grace this job? And if so, why would Chris do that? Hello? Anybody in here? Is that guy from 8 Mile in here still pooping to this day? Well, no. That was that was scary movie. And 8 Mile Eminem actually just got to throw like a regular person. Oh no, the nasty shitty toilet has nasty shitty poopy stuff in it. Come on y'all. Okay. I was going to say now. How is that scary? But wait, do I got a gun on me? Yeah. Put the flashlight on the gun. Actually, I was going to say, where's the fuse? Can I like fuse my flashlight? No. Okay. Well, then [ __ ] you. That's all I know from Dexter, by the way. So, anyone caught that reference? Do not do not start talking about Dexter. She's a pretty woman. So, yeah, give her the job. This is not the 60s any Well, they didn't do well. No, she she Grace got to be good at something. There's no way. Grown man saying poopy. I can't say poopy cuz it felt right. Let's talk. Room 204. Okay. >> Oh, it's over with. Who's there? >> You have a gun. You have the advantage. Grace, come on, girl. You can do this. Your gun better not be in your backpack. YO, COME ON, GRACE. What do I do? She's a disease researcher. I mean, she has the right to be scared, but it's also one of those things where it's like I mean, she isn't Leon, but you know, Jill and them weren't scared. They weren't doing all this. I didn't play the remasters, though, so I I I can easily be um corrected. This looks like the bar and buried from Black Ops 2 zombies. Dude, I love me some buried, man. I can't believe she had her gun in her backpack, dude. I got mine right here, y'all. I stay strapped. No, that would be crazy. That the stream would just end right there. I get taken down. This is fake, by the way. That would be ridiculous. Okay, there's the key. Dude, Chris Redfield better not be in this building waiting for Grace. I don't know. I feel like Chris Redfield gives off more Nick Fury now than the guy that punched the big ass boulder in Resident Evil 5. He's like all edgy now. I don't know how I feel about that. Josh know. Let's see. That would have been such a crazy way for me to go out. I would have immediately been on Sunny V2. You guys would have saw like Don't get me excited. Yo. Okay. Okay, guys. You know what? I'm not posting anymore. That right there. That right there just showed that I that people don't really want you around, you know. Okay. What's this? The Renwood The Renwood Hotel has been welcoming guests from all walks of life since opening its doors in 1928. Why are we lying? from all walks of life. We're lying because I was there. They did not let me in until 2010. Okay, so all I'm saying, experience the warm embrace of nearly a century's worth of history along with Renwood's timehonored traditions. There's a lot of timehonored traditions they had going on back there. And I can promise you, I I I can tell you Chris Redfield is in here, dude. He's in here aura farming, waiting for Grace to show up so he could just give a bunch of dialogue, a bunch of exposition. I know Chris. Me and Chris go way back. You know, I think I found a 40-year-old rapper inspired by the Migos. Let me know, man. 60-year-old YouTuber inspired by Curtis Connors. You didn't think I'd read that? I got eyes everywhere, man. Okay, they should they should have made Grace more like um what was to it say to all employees following the recent incident management um let me actually read and not just internet read there's a punctuation there following the recent incident manage Right, Grace. That's what I'm saying. Uh, management has been working hard to restore public trust. Unfortunately, due to the extent of the damage, it is unclear if it would be possible to reopen. Consequently, it is with great regret that we must announce the hotel uh the official closure of the Renwood Hotel. We apologize greatly for the impact this may have on you and your families and wish to extend our heartfelt gratitude for the support and hard work you have brought to the long-standing business. Do you know how kind of sad you got to be to lose your [ __ ] over a hotel closing? The Renwood hotel floor plan. This is like the easiest lick of all time. If this place was booming, you could have easily stuck up this place. Like if McDonald's shut down anyone, NO ONE'S GOING, "OH, MCDONALD'S IS GONE." Cuz we still got Little Caesars. Little Caesars is the only restaurant. Let's see. Dude, I can't believe they have my vinyl. I remember when they approached me like, "Yo, the Joshua vinyl is gonna be big. It's gonna be bigger than Elvis." And they they they lied to me, dude. I get the place is closed and shut down, but did they really have to just come in here and throw everything on purpose? We can't have a clean establishment with zombies for once. It always got to be dirty. I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of them got to be ugly. I don't want to be forced into a cut scene. I want to explore a little bit more. Okay. What's that? Oh, she look creepy. Yeah, I would close this place down, too, if that was my nurse. Collab with RDC World. I mean, yeah, we're all in Texas, so that sounds about right. I could easily just hit up Mark, hit my line. Yo, uh yo, Ben, I know you're watching, bro. Call me. You're eating M&M's for the first time in a long time. in a while. And you're absolutely and you're getting absolutely joshed. I like some M&M's, man. I'm not looking around. Well, how about we shoot the [ __ ] the thing? Okay, I'm gonna look around some more. They looking for the shooter. I'm right here. Grace, what are we looking for? I feel like my dumb ass just walked past something important. Grace, calm down. We've already scouted the area. There's nothing. We're okay. You are okay. All right. Wire cutters. Here we go. Damn. >> [ __ ] >> Yeah, somebody paid an arm and a leg for that, too. Let's see. Oh, snap. Ronald, dude, I missed you, man. I'm glad you're back. Grace needs to stop breathing so damn hard. She's supposed to be FBI. Yeah, she Oh, that was me. I wonder how she acts. I know there's specific divisions, FBI, people don't really go out on the floor. They have different missions, but you would think that their missions are a lot scarier than just like a closed hotel. See, I can't even go into here cuz the zombies soft locked in here. Look, you can hear Elvis Presley down there still pooping. Hey man, cut it out with the poopy. Hold on. Yeah. No, we got to Oh, you can't have both out. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is so much better. Ah, check them corners. Hold on. No, I'll listen to you later. Haha. I know you ain't here. Hold on. Let me search around for a second. I got that thing on me. It's a completely different game now. Miles wouldn't have died in Outlast if he had this baby. I'm not going to lie. Outlast would have been a 30-minute game. >> What? Who? >> Wait a minute. Is that me? Wait a minute. Yeah. No, this is H. This has to be Chris. Hold on. Let me go over there. There was like another prompt, right? Am I tweaking? I guess not. These are really pictures of me and my mom. I guess now we know our mom ain't dead. I think cuz we saw the the the trailer. She was running with her mom. Jump scared. [ __ ] [ __ ] you. Okay. What's in here? N this hotel lowkey. Uh, do you have any tips for struggling rice farmers looking to upscale and graduate to being a thriving rice farmer? Let's see. Uh, um, uh, I just like just try Joshkeeping. Find some other rice farmers, Josh keep their stuff, and um, you should be thriving in no time. Works all the time. A lot of people like to call it stealing. I like to call it Joshkeeping. So like let's say for instance, let's say Curtis Connor made a video about Dr. Witnesser. As a Joshkeeper, I would watch that video, take the exact same plot points, and then Nope. I can't go through here now. Okay. Was that just just for fashion? Okay. I think I'm supposed to walk back. I didn't I didn't I didn't come back with nothing. I think I need a key. Hold on. Pull that thing out. Hello. Okay, that thing is on me. I just want to let you know if I could, if this was me, I would reach my hand through this door with the gun and let them know the gun was here. I'd have been like this. Like, watch this. Hold on. I'm going just full screen it really quick. We're just going to do a We're just going to do it like a real Joshua Joshua skit really quick. You know what I'm saying? Walking through the door and I'd be like, you know what? We I got an actual door right here. I don't even need that. I don't watch this. How about this? So, like imagine you guys are the zombies and I see the door stuck like this. I'm easily just like, you know what I'm saying? Like this, okay, hold on. Wait. Yo, if there's a zombie back there, could you slide your gun back under the door? Hello. [ __ ] Oh, there was a zombie in THIS CLOSET. OKAY, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That would have been like a grade. That would have been like a A1 skin on the channel, but I'm not I'm not going to do that on this. Okay. I'm sorry. All right. Damn it. [ __ ] it. Holy [ __ ] Okay. All right. All right. Joshua, why do you not pay attention to us? Ronald, I see you, man. I was happy that I that I saw you. Um, I am tiny and old. It's cuz I'm old though. That's why I'm so tiny. So, am I getting my $50 now? Oh my god. Let me guess. Twitch chat wasn't showing at all. Dude, I'm like the worst Twitch streamer of all time. No, Asmin Gold exists. I'm not the worst, but like I could for sure do better. Here, let me just pull up Twitch chat, man. I'll pull up I'm dead ass just gonna pull up Twitch on here. I'm gonna have to get like another monitor or something like that. Joshua, that's an investment for the future, by the way. I need you to do that for me. Okay, so let's just do this. Just do this. There we go. There we go. You know what? That's better. I'll just split the chats like this. There we go. Anyways, um and you won't comply to our terms and YOU'RE IGNORING US. I'M SORRY, GUYS. I'm not segregating you guys. I see you. I see you. Start a union, guys. You don't have to start a union. Okay. Anyways, back to the game. Back to the game. Back to the silly game. The silly Resident Evil. Okay. What is this? Why? That's fine. Okay, I forgot something for sure. So, I'm going to go back and look for it. Gonna use Can I just play like this? I can. Okay, it's low key a little better. Got to look around a little bit better. All right, I'm down. I'm down. All right, Corey. There's nothing here. Just doing a a delicate sweep. I can actually use my mouse. There's a dude that dead ass played like this in the olden gaming Tik Tok days. Y'all don't know about that though. Pause real quick. I got to pee. Okay, we're pausing for Sunpool. And we're actually committing to the bit. Someone got to use the bathroom. So, we're waiting until they get done using the bathroom, guys. We need to be nice. How you guys doing? Hope you guys are doing well. I played basketball high yesterday. Now, I would never be high on my own stream because that would be promoting that to you guys. I know most of you guys are grown, so it's okay. It's not But, you know, but I was for sure high on Yo-Yo's stream, though. I'm not going to lie. It's not my stream. Oh, yeah. Simple, just take your phone, dude. What are you doing? Yeah, guys, let's get back to the game. I forgot they did. the day and age we're in. If you don't take your phone to the bathroom and don't do anything inappropriate, just take your phone to the bathroom and watch the stream. Let's get back to it, guys. It's a YouTube chatter. Keep playing. Boy, wait. Firstly, I don't think you can call me boy. I don't think you call me that. Can't be the worst with the top of the line skit you just performed. Thank you. See, and that was Twitch, so I am paying attention. And that was Twitch, guys. Boy is crazy, guys. Boy is kind of crazy. Anyways, um, back to the game. It's okay. I'm just joking, guys. You It's okay, guys. You're all right. I think I'm supposed to look for a photo. Oh, yeah. There was a prompt here. I know I wasn't tweaking. I thought they just wanted me to walk over there, though. Nah, this is a stalker. Her hair not even the same length as last time. Chris gonna be like, "Grace, Grace, don't be afraid, Grace. I'm just standing in the corner in the shadow. Standing in the shadow, waiting for you to walk into the door. If I can put my hand on you." Oh, it looked like her mom might be dead. Okay. Yeah. Eight years ago. Yesesh. Yeah, her mom's dead. Hi, Mom. You have been on that thing all day. >> Well, if you're going to work so late, >> get some sleep. E, >> I'm almost done. Just a sec. >> You don't be treating your mama like that. She is about to die. >> Nag me until I go to bed. >> This lowkey reminds me of Home Alone for some reason. And because of that, rest in peace to Catherine. I think that was her name. The mama Home Alone. Dude, that's my childhood, dog. That actually hurt. That's not my childhood. It was for sure before me, but still. >> Mom, >> if you were named Steven, would you call it Joshua Joshua? Yes, >> mom. >> I would. >> It's right beside you. >> Yo, on Twitch, should I have put that I'm like playing? Should I not being I think I'm in like just chatting on Twitch. I think I'm a dumbass. Hold on, guys. Am I stupid? I didn't even noticed. I think I'm dumb. Okay, hold on. Let me just like now I hold on. Hold on. Oh, this is a cut scene. Hold on. We'll wait. Hello, Pooky Josh. Hello. What is that? Naran McN. >> Who was it? >> Someone told you before, but you neglect us. I >> And then they hung up on me. >> Panda, that's right there. Also, I saw you. You clipped something. It better be a good clip. >> They're coming. >> What up, 019? Who's coming? >> I'm not paying attention. Mom, what's going on? >> Hurry. Wait. Who's coming? What's wrong, >> guys? Quick. The ops are coming. I brought you to this hotel. The ops are coming. I have a gun and a pen. Take the pen. All right, let's go. Like, what are we doing? What are we doing? If you don't, >> this is ridiculous. >> Come on. >> And all you got is a suitcase. Tell me what's going on. Now is not the time. >> YouTube, I care about you guys, too. Don't you guys start this fighting? >> No infighting. Technically, it's not infighting. It's a different platform, but Joshua finding out he's stupid. 2026 colorized. SHE DID. I GOT A GUN. MOM, GIVE ME ONE. Can I have a gun? I don't want to stay close. >> Mom, wait. Mom, what if you aim like Dashy? We are so Well, you're dead. You died. I know how she died now. >> Hurry. Keep moving. >> Yes, I'm Josh keeping the views. >> What in the world >> is that? >> Donald Trump. >> I'm so sorry about the power outage. >> What happened? Oh, it's probably the electrical panel. >> Yeah, he about to get touched. >> 40 years old, so it doesn't take much to trip it. >> It's really no excuse. And I apologize for the inconvenience. >> Oh, no. It's fine. >> Yeah, don't worry. >> I should have it fixed soon. I just need to find my >> No, NO. He didn't ask for that. Shoot him in the head, mama. >> What the hell? >> MAKE SURE HE'S DEAD. DOUBLE TAP HIM. OH, >> YOU GOT ME SWEATING. THAT'S NOT EVEN MY MAMA. >> STAY CLOSE to me. >> Are you going to tell me what's going on? >> Grace, you worried about the wrong thing. >> What are you doing? >> You need to wonder out. You need to like ask how come you don't have a gun? Mama, please. Did I cut the afro mullet? No, I didn't cut the afro mullet. >> I'll explain later. >> Why did some guy on YouTube censor Twitch? Did a guy on YouTube censor Twitch? You guys are fighting in the different chats. Wait, did she give me something? >> Grace, come on. >> I'm here. I'm right here. You come on. Why didn't she shoot the guy in the head? That's all it took. Everybody got dashy aim. >> Calling the police. >> No, don't call. >> Don't call the police. >> Hello. Yes. I want to report a murder. No murders. >> The Renwood Hotel. Yes. Hurry, please. >> Wait, what? >> Why are we acting like Grace is in the wrong here? Mama, >> I feel like I'm going to throw up. Grace, >> she's like, "Grace, why would you call the police on me?" >> Okay, look at me. Look at me in. >> You got me sweating with y'all, man. >> Breathe in. >> I'm immersed. It's like I'm there. >> Oh, Grace, I promise you I will explain this all to you one of these. >> She going to break this promise, y'all. Why did she snitch on her mama? Panda, from her perspective, her mama just shot it. Well, I mean, yeah, it was for sure self-defense. That guy slit that hot that hotel guy's neck. >> What are you talking about? Just love you. I love you, too. Okay, >> if you're in this situation, >> I'm scared. >> No, no, no. We need to find a way out of here now. >> We don't have any of our stuff. We can come back for later. >> Grace, you worried about your laptop with your >> OH MY GOD. I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS GOING TO DIE LIKE THAT. I WAS LIKE I WAS WAITING FOR like a send off. like a I was WAITING FOR LIKE A GO WITHOUT ME. I'LL FIGHT FEND THEM OFF MYSELF. I WAS waiting for like a you know. Hold on. I'mma show you exactly what I was looking for. This is what I was hoping for. You know, don't worry, Grace. Come on. Oh, you know what? Then she shoot this and it's like, "Oh shit." KIND OF, YOU KNOW, LIKE A SEND OFF. DUDE, I hope I didn't break my Kiwi ears, man. That's honestly, that was really good. That They got me. Holy sh They got me, bro. That was good. That was [ __ ] good. I'm not going to lie. Oh my god. I'm sweating. Hold on. Let me uh plug these back in. Why is my Yeah, go ahead, man. Go ahead. Crank up the heat. Yeah. Get the heat in here. Like reverb it, you know. That's crazy. Oh my goodness. Okay, hold on. Wait. I got to make sure this is in the right headset, too. Right, left. They did her dirty. I'm not ignoring you guys. She could survive that low key. Dude, I would eat I would have ate that. I'm not going to lie. And it was the same guy. I told you she should have shot the dude in the head. Found you. No. Mom, yo. Oh yo, why would you send me back here? That death is so That death is so different. Talking about face your fears. My My mom was murdered in front of me. Forest Whitaker. Are you serious? Yo, Ronald, you got to relax, man. We doing the marathon like backwards. Okay, 19. I was going to I was going to actually acknowledge that there was no way in hell I was going to beat the entire series in two months. You got to stop, drop, and roll. Who is this? It's going to be Chris Redfield. It's going to be Chris Redfield. Is it going to be like a key under the photo or something? Cuz we still don't have a key. >> Something important. I'll explain later, >> dude. >> I for sure can't understand why she's jumpy all the time. She don't know what's coming around that corner. Look at her shaking. I'd be scared, too. I take it all back. This is I'm thinking like I'm telling you, if the mom would have died in a more over dramatic way like against the zombie outbreak or something and she didn't see it, but we know she died on some movie stuff, that would have been one thing. But dude, she literally got packed up in front of her. Her mom got packed up in front of her. I don't think now my that wouldn't have happened to my mom. My mom would have shot the dude in the head like twice to make sure he don't get back up. I don't know why she didn't do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And if I'm FBI, you can't you couldn't pay me to come back here. Not with the way my mom died like that. No, not at all. I got the gun ready. Trust me cuz I'm going to be shooting people in the head now. You want to open now? Can I go in now? Nope. Still can't go in. Guys, am I missing something? Am I stupid? Am I slow? Oh, if there was something behind me, I would have been fried. You said that's why you keep a fire extinguisher in your pocket. Two of them. Dude, you're resourceful. We got to segregate them. The YouTube chatters. So wait, you guys want Now you guys want segregation? Who was that dude? I don't know who the dude in the cloak was. Do not know who the dude in the cloak was at all. Just as lost as you guys. Can I go into here now? I still don't have a key. I feel like I missed something extremely. I for sure overlooked something which wouldn't be hard to do. I don't have glasses. So we changed our mind. We want segregation. Realistically, they would send a different person here cuz PTSD would affect her performance as an officer. Yes. Yes. So, I think if Grace ended up hurt, that would be over the overseeing officer. That would be his responsibility. I would fire his ass. Especially if he knows what happened specifically. I don't think this glass was broken last time. I think they want us to go down here. Hold on. No one in Resident Evil. There's a lot There's a lot of backtracking in Resident Evil. Check my bathroom. Um, no. Cuz there's like a poop in there. Elvis Presley left his poop in my bathroom. He died in my bathroom, by the way. Okay, you got me. You got me. Walt Whitman. Walter White. You got me. I already checked this out, didn't I? I did. Okay. This was a notice of closure. Have you drank water before? It's very refreshing. Actually, I just got my first water today. I want the good Joshua that takes his meds. YouTube chatters. Get the stupid Joshua. Please segregate us now. You guys want segregation? Get these damn YouTubers at my chat. Y'all need to relax, okay? We are all a community now. Wait, we censoring my name? Resident Evil because the evils reside in this place. Yes. Yes, it does. Resident So evil. It's called Resident Evil because I tried to greet my neighbor and then they punched me in the mouth. So I read this as well. I guess I'm just supposed to be backtracking. Yo, playing a game on Twitch with the just chatting thing. >> It wasn't this way. >> Oh, it wasn't. Oh, WAIT A MINUTE. OH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. This is where my mama died. Right here. Yo, move this out the way, buddy. Okay, I get it now. I don't think Twitch and YouTube can reside together, guys. Trust me, you guys can. Wasn't it called Biohazard originally? Biohazard is the previous game. I don't want these guys a part of our community. What's this? Let's see what Let's see what my mom died over, guys. Dude, you got to open You got to open everything in here. She died over a journal. I don't know, Mom. I don't know how to feel about this. October 17, 2018. You guys want to guess how old I was in 2018? If you guess 53, you are correct. Yes. Oh, Biohazard is what the YouTube chat is, guys. I'm not the interpreter for like the Twitch beef and the YouTube beef. Shall I play Dark Souls? I've never played Dark Souls. I think my first Souls game was Elder Ring, and that's one of my favorites, but I really do want to play Dark Souls. So, that's something that's got to happen. You guys are censoring each other each other's name. 372. Okay. I'm not that young. All right. Work has settled down and we're heading to a new town the day after tomorrow. I'm thankful my freelance work allows me to work anywhere, but I'm worried about Grace. It's difficult for her to make friends when we're constantly on the move. Maybe we can spend a little more time in the next town. Oh, yeah. This is the mom's journal. She was a freelance artist, a successful freelance artist. Finished some research and stopped in a cafe when I noticed a hooded man. I could have sworn he was watching me. Maybe I'm paranoid. I heard that. As soon as I put this down, I'm chop cheese. Saw that hooded man again. He's definitely following me. We only just got here, but I think we should move on. I can't let anything happened to Grace. Mom, there is no way. Yeah, I was going to say you better have something in here more important than a freaking journal. Sorry, officer. >> Shouldn't he have been in there with me? >> What's wrong? >> Something stone >> and you came to me. >> Are you okay? >> Do I look like a medical professional? >> Realistically, what do you do if you got a gun in your hand and somebody starts like doing this stink meter transition? The whole I'm shooting you in your chest three times. >> What do I do? >> I'm Allison's mom. I'm not shooting you in the head. I want to make sure you can at least come back and kill me 2 minutes later. There's no way you guys are actually arguing above my head right now. Did he spit out his teeth, too? >> I'm stuck. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT THE [ __ ] WAIT. THIS IS WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT? THAT WAS COOL. WAIT A MINUTE. THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST. OH, I finally got the key. He had it the whole time. GRACE, PICK UP A SHOTGUN. NO, WE GOT TWO GUNS IN THE THING. GRACE, GRACE, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME. YOU'RE so stupid. WE HAVE TWO guns in their area. Oh [ __ ] Stay away. >> Grace, get the gun. >> Grace, please. Oh my god. Oh, I can run now. Oh my goodness. I can't even look behind me. My my sensitivity is too slow. Hold on. >> Let me do a ali spin. No, he not that close. Never mind. >> Nice job, Grace. You brought him in here with us. I was going to say if uh I was going to say if a pole to the head ain't stopping him, what makes you think slitting his throat was going to do anything? This YouTube's chat she got bitten. Yo, YouTube, me personally, I wouldn't let that I wouldn't let Twitch do me like that. Okay, I know I'm not tweaking, but Okay, Grace, you're like Ellie from The Last of Us. Oh, wait. You see the lamp? That means it's not real. If the lamp is clear and everything else is blurry, it's not real. She's as useful as handlebars on oatmeal. Is is anyone there? >> It better not be Chris Redfield. Well, well, Trashy Llama, I think sometimes Resident Evil kind of switches up the zombie rule from time to time. I think in Resident Evil you shouldn't expect any head shot to kill, which sucks to be honest. But I mean that's what makes the zombies so formidable cuz like in a walking dead yeah you know that pole through the head would have for sure stopped them. But I mean uh shoot I don't know if you guys count the movies but even on the animated ones and the ones with the uh the one actress but shoot sometimes the zombies can even use guns. So, who's in here, bro? That's not Leon. Leon got blonde hair. >> Hello. >> Yeah, that's not Leon. >> It hasn't been easy. He looked like the uh >> But after much effort, here we finally are. >> Oh yeah, I know. He got a fedora on. That's Chris Chan. >> I'm the one who planted that body. >> I'm the one that brought you here. I know now that you're the one that I've been searching for. The special one. The chosen one. Miss Ashcraft. How? He got shooters. >> Yo, you workplace harassment. This dude's like 9 ft. Is that me in the game? >> How dare you? >> Why do the zombies have guns? We have so much to do. >> It literally depends on which I feel like you'll see zombies have guns if it's Leon or Chris or Jill, but if it's Grace or I think her name is Chloe, if it's any of them, they won't have guns. Oh, so now we're Leon Elbridge a few minutes earlier R. Kelly simulator. You know, I never changed the just chatting to uh Resident Evil, but oh well. >> Talk to me. Is this one like the others? >> The same black launches. >> MY GOAT. MY GOAT. YEAH. Benjamin Franklin. >> No. >> No. This is different. >> He got that [ __ ] Oh. six survives in Raccoon City. All dead from the same thing. >> Yeah, that's not good. >> No, no, it's not. >> Why is it called Reququum? See, now this is where it gets cool. So, hope, bro, if this dictionary doesn't have it, that's going to actually make me upset. So then like, oh, what does Reququiam mean? So then we like we pull up our K our 12th edition collegia dictionary, right? Hold on. I'm going to put this Can I They won't let me. All right, you just got to see it from here. Right. And we look for req. Right? I'm in regen, re t, you know, rag nation. I don't even That's a word. Oh, regation. Anyways, I just went past the whole thing. Hold on. I'm sorry. Hold on, guys. This is why. Hold on. And I actually get joy from this. Okay, leave me alone. Revolutionary. Are those R I passed it. Passed it. I'm sorry. I can't I can't do numbers. I'm almost there. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Hold on. This is a big ass dictionary, y'all. Some of this paper is super thin. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Almost there. Almost there. Almost there. Hold on. Hold on. Super close. Republican. No, we don't need to know what that mean. I think we I think we know what that mean. We almost there. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We almost there. Respiratory system. Resurrection. We already know what that mean. I don't know why test testicular is there in the RS, but that'll make no sense. Okay. I can't find it. But like Reququum, it means something. You know what I'm saying? All right. Anyways, because like Leon's back in Raccoon City and like Resident Evil 4 took >> a person. >> Is J Prague on that dictionary? I don't know if I find it though. I'll let you know. >> Someone with ties to Umbrella. >> They always got ties to Umbrella. >> I don't even know what that mean, by the way. I hope I didn't just say anything that'll get me [ __ ] obliterated. >> I'm not cool anymore because I didn't find Reququiam. Oh, no. No, no, no. I want to be cool. Hold on. I can find Reququum. I promise you I can. Hold on. I promise you I can find it. They just put me in a P for some reason. Come on. There's like a [ __ ] thin piece of Oh, I got to do the teacher lick. There we go. Found it. Requum. A mass for the dead. A solemn chant as a dire. I don't know what that means. For the response of the dead, one that resembles such a solemn chant. Here it go. A musical setting of the mask for the dead. A musical composition in honor of the dead. I could have sworn it also meant something else, but I'm I'm not. I found it though. It's right here. It's [ __ ] right here. You can see it. You can see it. I found it. Anyways, >> just got a report of a missing police officer. might be unrelated, but he disappeared near where the fifth body was found. >> You there, Leon? >> Yeah, I'm here. >> Lowkey docked yourself. Oh, bad. You don't think I can do that either? Crap. >> No, wait. My phone's too far. Okay, so like I live in Texas. Boom. >> You okay? >> Send me the address. Leon, is that a Lamborghini Urus, bro? No, that's for sure a Porsche. Check it out. Leon was never humble, I guess. So, I guess he could drive that. Hello, I'm so silly. I hope that's what that says. Leon's outfit is worth 300 grand. Really? And he just gets to carry this woman. Yeah. Are none of the BBL bandits going to stop? >> Just about stuck in traffic. >> None of the regular citizens see this 9 foot man carrying unconscious woman down the street. He saw it and ignored it. Look, I know I'm a short guy, right? That's why you got to go to the gym. So you could protect people because this guy is just casually walking off. They're like the only two people who see each other. It doesn't even have to be Leon. It could have been a random dude like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing?" And you just run at him cuz like that's weird. >> What's going on? Is she okay? >> Oh, she's fine. >> Oh, here we go. Yeah. >> I'm just taking her home. >> Shout out to the lady for checking. Notice how the dude saw it. He was like, "Oh, no." He think, look, with big booty come big responsibility. This is crazy. These poor people. That's so not fair. So, he just got zombie. Was that Idris? Elbow. You just got zombie transformation stuff. >> Don't do anything stupid. >> I won't. Watch out, buddy. Get back. You see this? You see this iron in my hand? Yeah, boy. You don't want none of these problems. Keep on walking. This is official police business. You, too, ma'am. Matter of fact, freeze. Put the number in the phone. Put the number in the phone. >> Can't let him get away. >> Don't care about none of this. Use Well, yeah, I know. Watch out. Hey, ain't you FROM WATCHD DOGS? YOU CAN HELP ME. WAIT A MINUTE. ALL RIGHT, it don't matter. Come on, let's go. I got a job to do. I'm sorry, guys. Yes, thank you for reminding me, Trashy Llama. I got a job to do. >> What up, green? What's that say? >> Hey, what the hell, lady? >> Help me. >> You okay? >> THERE'S NOTHING SHE CAN DO. >> What are you doing? >> Me next. What? What was I say? Uh, green awesome dolphins. Hello. Okay. I was into it first. You know what? Put my hand down. I'm sorry, man, but you got to die. And then you run up. Ah, I still got it. Hold up. I still got it. Wait. R1, RT. There we go. Yeah, that's my boy. Close combat attack. Powerful attack. Oh, okay. Okay. Damn, man. You know what's with Leon not helping people in the middle. Yo, run him over. I'm super swinging my feet right now. Hold up. >> Yes, sir. Damn. >> Something to do with Victor. >> Oh, he didn't fall. Hold up. I got you. >> Thank you for all the excitement. >> Ah. Yes. Let's go. And then cuz you got to make sure that they dead. Not going to lie. >> Excuse me. >> Y'all get back. THEY LOOKING FOR THE SHOOTER. I'M RIGHT HERE. Where the zombies at? Oh, wait. They right here. Are you a zombie? You a regular person? Oh, you a zombie. Wait, who all zombies? Slow down. I need to see. Are you a zombie? You a person? I can't tell the difference. That's a zombie for show. That's not a zombie. Oh, wait a minute. That's not a zombie either. Come on. Climb up. Where are the real people? The less real people, the easier it's for me to kill every like you. That was a person. Y'all can climb up these cars. Hell no. When could y'all do that? Hold on, buddy. Ah. So that's what would happen to me if I did that in real life. So like I did that and then like he would kill me and then I would stay like this forever cuz I'm dead. So Perry, get back, buddy. Don't worry. I got that potion for all of y'all. I got that potion. Oh, wait. They all don't get stunned. Okay, I didn't mean to miss that one. Seriously. Yo, bro, get off me. And I like that. That's a pretty cool gameplay mechanic. They don't all get stunned from head shot. His eyeball just came out. Yo, Leon, you need some stronger bullets, bro. I'm not going to lie. And yeah, just attack the man with the gun. Don't attack any other regular people. I know I'm supposed to be the person defending everybody and all, but I mean, all I'm saying is if I'm the zombie, I'm not just going to be attacking. Look, man. You can't just be eating dead people. You lowkey earn that body. Got to make sure you dead. You got an axe. See, this is what I'm talking about. Hold on. I got Don't worry, I GOT YOU. MARTIN LUTHER KING. OH, WAIT. Never mind. I thought a brother was being attacked. Okay, hold on. Drop the nine iron. Drop the nine iron. Yes, sir. Ping. Damn, Leon. What your gym sessions look like? A green herb. Give me that. Oh, damn. Let me go. Come on, man. It's Black History Month. We supposed to have each other's backs. YOU ONLY SUPPOSED TO ATTACK THEM. WAIT, what's this? Damn, I didn't know I COULD DO THAT. HOW'D I DO THAT? GUYS, I'm Guys, uh, rape my um rape my my gameplay. Anyways, hold on. I'll handle you later. Look at you limping so you don't get shot, buddy. I got you. I got that potion. Got to make sure you dead. You know, you have to be dead. I don't I play an absolutes. Why did she fly back like that? I got this, man. Oh, >> [ __ ] Let's make this quick. >> And you don't hit one equipquium. What? Oh, it's a bigger gun. I GOT THAT. AH, YEAH. SPY. YEAH, I like this gun. Who wants some more? Don't everybody show up at once now? Yeah. Throw a weapon dropped by an enemy. Where the other guy at? No. Yeah, I knew there was one more. Yeah, I like this gun. What the hell? This is not Resident Evil. KING KONG AIN'T GOT [ __ ] ON ME. HOLD ON. JUMP UP HERE. OH, I can't. [ __ ] Yo, this gun is so cool. I ain't got no more. Okay, hold on. All right, we can go back to the regular pistol now. Yeah, this that real gameplay, y'all. Now I got her looking like Ria Ripley cuz they're like they're No, wait, wait, wait. Kena from Gachiakura. Okay. Uh, where to where am I supposed to go? Reload this. Um, does this Yeah, this is a cool gun, guys. I'm not going to lie to you. This may sound crazy, but I wouldn't watch I would bet I go play this. My viewership just I'm just saying even if you w I would still play this. Where am I going? This is lowkey cool. >> Leon, have you located Victor? >> No, I lost him. >> Back to square one. >> Not necessarily. Victor purchased a building after Umbrella went under the roads chronic care center. Guys, can is Twitch and YouTube finally getting along? >> Leon. >> We're running out of time. >> Is that it? I don't get to play any more of a a Clair. No way. I'm spreading pro Joshua propaganda. Yeah, we do need more of that. You still fear it might be [ __ ] YouTube over here? You guys got to get together. Never. We're going to have to have like a a talk about that. We're going to have like a a meeting. More like propaganda. You down to make peace between the nations. God bless Twitch America. Dude, she sweating, bro. I'm not going to lie. Claire got it bad. Josh Laganda. You know what's crazy? This would have not have been the outcome if Claire grabbed that police officer shotgun that almost blew her damn head off. If Claire grabbed that, then Kevin Bacon over here, freaking Benjamin Franklin would have been turned into like 20 holes by now, and she wouldn't be sitting upside down in somebody's abandoned building. In order to have a meeting, you have to respond to us. Don't worry, guys. You'll get along. Trust. >> If not, I'm going to have to pull out the belt like granddad from the Boondocks, handing out ass weapons to all. Isn't that still feeding her blood through something, though? She's got to be weak as [ __ ] Don't [ __ ] Don't Please don't slick your wrist on here, man. >> That would have ended terribly. There's this movie called Nice Guys with um Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe. And Ryan Gosling's trying to break this window, right? So he wraps his hand in paper and he breaks the window, but when he pulls it back, the glass [ __ ] slits his wrist, dude. Now he's threatening us. I'm threatening the both of you. Okay. It's not just you YouTube. It's not just YouTube. It's YouTube. Okay. Wait. I really got to get this. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Wait. How do I Hold on. Wait. Hold. Wait. Wait. Wait. Just Just save that. Let's wait for this cut scene to be over. Remember that it's not just YouTube. It's you two. Wait. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Don't throw no tomatoes yet. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah, someone just said that her being upside down giving them a headache. So now she got a headache. Anyways, yeah. So what did I say? Um, yeah. So I said, uh, yeah, it's not just YouTube, it's YouTube, too. And I'm still trying to figure out how to make that something where you can actually throw tomatoes at me. I don't got it yet, but we'll get there. We'll get there, guys. Okay. All right, I'll play a little bit more, but then the stream's got to end. And then I'm just going to end up recording the whole game and putting it on the on the second channel because when I get back, I have to make more commentary videos, and that is the focus. So, but we will be getting the full game. Trust me, I will edit the whole eight hours. I'm not lying. I put it on all of you guys, everyone in here. So, you better hope I finish you better hope I actually edit the video because live tomato is crazy. You know, we do that around here. Okay. Okay. So, let's just see what he did to us. Began blood extraction. Check pulses. No abnormalities. administered dexifil condition stable, ready for further examination. So yeah, this guy is sick and I cannot wait to blow his head off with the first gun I get. That's a lot of blood. And that's your blood, too. If I was you, I'd like open your wound and try to put that [ __ ] back in then. Can't be wasting blood nowadays. It's crazy how oddly sterile these rooms have to be, too. That's what makes them creepier. So, he can't be that crazy because if he was really crazy, we'd be in some sort of jigsaw trap right now. I have no flashlight. Can't see a dang thing. Listen, no glasses. There's a red room. Speaking of red room, can we talk about how creepy Jonathan was for um taking those pictures of Nancy's and Stranger Things? They should have never been a relationship solely off of that aspect. I don't care if he was searching for his lost brother. How do you end up in somebody's backyard taking pictures of Nancy and Steve doing the deed? Somebody else is in here. Hello. Yo, is somebody in here with me? Nah, bro. I think Resident Evil 8 might be the new scariest game mixed with action ever. Ready? throw. Well, now I ain't got a bottle. Still can't see nothing. Hello. Let's try it again. Damn light. Okay, I chose to forget about Stranger Things. Yeah, I get it. Oh, number one chatter's leaving, guys. It's up for grabs. That's the second channel. Keep it niche. Yeah, guys, keep it niche. I don't want nobody finding out about the second channel, okay? Only us live interactors know about the second channel. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Let's go. I'd rather go into the darkness room full of darkness and despair. No, that look like that's going to run at me. And I don't got any type of guns, man. I ain't got any type of guns. Just kill me. Send me to my maker. Hold on. There's got to be something back here. What's this? It's too dark to see. I bet it is. I bet it is. Okay. Everyone agreed with me, right? That That's crazy. Don't matter what race you are. That's This is ridiculous. Yeah. Down the hallway. And Yeah. I know. Okay. that like a horse with it. Just looks weird. Thought that was like a horse whatever with arms. Don't none of these lights work. Yeah, man. I don't know why I thought I saw something different. Anyways, this room's locked. Here we go with the key stuff. I still haven't recovered from um the original Resident Evil and all the key shenanigans. Well, you need the shield key to access the the sword key. Then you need the sword and the shield key to access the gate key. But then you're going to need the I got the fuses and the dead. >> Yeah. Get the fuse. >> There's other people in here. Yo, help me. Oh, here go the the cherub key. Yep. Here we go with these keys. Apology has to be spoken word form. Ari puzzle's been lame lowkey. Bunch of running around. Yeah, I agree. I think that's why Outlast is still my favorite because the Outlast because they're I would say they're still technically puzzles, but they don't feel like puzzles. Probably because the amount of chasing that that's that's going on in the game. I was just about to talk about uh Miles from Outlast as well because that's one of my favorite horror games ever. Isn't this Oh, you need an ink thing to save anyway. So, I guess I'm playing until I actually hit a save. Okay, that's cool. That's fine. Oh, ink ribbon. Yeah, I know what an ink ribbon is, man. I'm 90. I know what an ink ribbon is. It's a fuse right here, too. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put the fuse in here. Then I'm going to come back and save. No, just give me the fuse. Oh, you need a screwdriver for that. Okay. All right. Let's see. Outlets will always be the best horror game in my opinion. Yeah. Yeah. I think um What's that? Okay. Empty bottle. Am I supposed to be hiding or something? What was that? I need a uh need a screwdriver. But it's got to be in here, though. There's no reason why it wouldn't be in here. Let me look around one more time. Try to open some stuff. Try to open some stuff. One by one, he shall bring attention to all of us. I'm getting there, guys. I'm getting there, guys. I would literally be nothing without my YouTubers. without without you. The YouTube chat, guys, all my YouTube fans. All you got to do is say the word and I'll immediately fall off, you know. Can't do nothing with a bottle. I actually need a screwdriver for this. Is Josh a YouTuber? Yeah. Reusable Caesar. I think I am a YouTuber a little bit. Let's find a screwdriver, guys. Joshua, have you watched Community? Uh, I need to. I never got to watch Community, actually. Got to add it on to the binge list. I'm going to watch all of Community on my flight back home. I can't find I cannot find a screwdriver. Watch this. Oh, wait. It's in the Oh, if that was Resident Evil 7, it would have for sure been in the horse's mouth. Okay. All the rooms are dark, though. Like, I don't understand what they want me to do. Progress notes. Redwood report on Victor Gideon. Who was Victor Gideon? I couldn't dig up much on Victor Gideon. What we do know is that he's a former employee of Umbrella and was involved in researching the T- virus. Oh, the neck beard. The neck beard. Okay, let's see. Okay. After the Raccoon City incident, he was called as a witness in the Umbrella Trials, but the court couldn't track him down. I traced his whereabouts to the Roads Hill Chronic Care Center, a private institution where he acts as the d as the director. The center is also a research facility that handles highly sensitive data. It's had a clean bill for years and avoided the scrutiny of any and all agencies. Additional notes. Roads Hill Chronic Road Hill Chronic Care Center was once run by the Spencer Foundation. I'd be surprised if we didn't find something off about the place. I see. I'm going to just walk in here anyway. It's that dark. Where am I? Okay. Guess what? Chicken butt. You got me. I'm gonna start gonna start posting YouTube videos now. I mean, where the hell am I going to find a screwdriver? Look at those fire extinguishers. I remember uh a YouTube chatter saying that they keep two fire extinguishers in their pockets. Can I have one? I can tell I'm doing something right because now the world is doing thunder and whatnot. So, it's letting you know you're going the right place. I'm not surprised that I got to do all this freaking backtracking. Oh, now the light just don't want to work. Okay. All right. Running back. Gonna go find a screwdriver. Then I'm going to save it. Let's see. Nope. That just turns the lights off. Cool. Resident Evil. What is this? 910 has interactable lights. That's cool. Where's the screwdriver? There's got to be a screwdriver around here. Looks like it measures vital signs. It sure does look like that. Let's look for a screwdriver. Let's look for something that can Let's look for a Phillips screwdriver, guys. Re equals backtracking. Same thing. Exactly. Yes. Community greatest show of all time. Is it opine or was that open? I can't read. I give you all the fire extinguishers. Oh, it was you, Sunful. I don't have a flash. Oh. Oh. Oh, duh. Duh, Joshua. Okay. Freaking duh. Oh my goodness. I forgot I got that. I didn't just get a a ink ribbon. Guys, be patient with me. All right, you almost got me. Nothing will ever be scarier than trying to kiss your grandma on the cheek, but then she turn her head and then kiss you on the mouth. So, >> he's dead. Okay, Gumball. I think Gumball literally referenced that for my life. WHOA. COME ON. Come on. What the [ __ ] What am I playing? All right. What the Yeah. Are you NOT GOING TO CHASE ME? This is the dead end. You know, I knew when I was running over there, like in my mind, I was like, "Oh, Joshua, if you go further left, that's the dead end." And then I did it anyway. So, come and get me. Oh, I tried. You might as well kill me, twin. I can't get past you. Wimby Wimyama, can you move over there? Okay, you are dead. Thanks. I didn't know that. Didn't know that at all. This dude think he got ankle breakers. No, I think their defense is just way too good. That's all it is. Let's I got to restart right because of the ink ribbon. Well, now that I know what to do. Just going to run down here. I'm going to hit the right. Now that we know we have nothing to fear but fear itself and zombies. But oh, wait a minute. Zombies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Zombies. Wait, this room was too dark, wasn't it? We got to go get Oh, and then you use the glass bottles for the thing. That thing that's in here. I see. Okay. Well, at least I got two glass bottles now, cuz I for sure would have been chopped cheese with only one. I would have realized that I needed the two and I would have been cooked. dead. Let's see. I really wish there was a way I could change my sensitivity. I will figure that out for the rest of this game play. Not going to lie. I'mma have to. Guys, you should see um what do you guys want my um my thumbnails for the channel to look like? Should I do the overdramatic facial expression? uh put myself in the right of the corner. Or should I just make my gaming channel thumbnails look like my commentary thumbnails? Okay, we got the lighter and then we're gonna get the screwdriver ink ribbon. Now, I didn't I lowkey didn't like that I had Oh, and that was her, by the way. I didn't like that I had to restart all the way from there. And since since I die, I got to restart. I'm going just save here. What is my favorite type of cheese? Um, I honestly like every cheese. When I was younger, I detested the American single cheese. I didn't know cheese could actually tasted good. So, that led me into thinking all cheese was bad until literally when I became an adult and left my hometown, I figured I found out other cheeses existed. So, now it's just like I love all cheese the same. Funny how that works, actually. Where's that bottle at? Oh, and then this light just turns off because So, I don't get the bottle now. I just soft lock I just soft locked myself out of an extra bottle. Okay. Yeah, the craft singles are [ __ ] disgusting. Just do the same as the commentary videos. Yeah, I think I'll just do the same as the commentary videos. I think that'll be funny. All right, so Joshua, when you run out, man, we run to play. Go left and then, you know, it's just new gameplay from there. I really wish they didn't kind of hoe me out that bottle, though. Five red circles pointing to nothing in particular just for the love of the game. Yeah, I'll do that. >> He's dead. >> Really? I'm not going to lie. Whoever's been writing these scenes for Resident Evil >> infected >> low key have been on point. I think every scene that's been happening so far has gotten a very a very visceral reaction out of me. Yeah, I agree 19. I agree, man. You guys can't see it, but Stanley right now is currently playing My Hero Ultra Rumble. What the [ __ ] Oh, do I go into that dark room and turn the light off, right? Cuz she can't see. Go in the light. Where my man Leon at? Well, we just lost Leon. We just got done playing Leon. It literally said it hated bright light. Did it Did it actually say it hated bright lights? It did. Okay. I trust you. I trust y'all. I trust y'all. I did the exact opposite. I didn't see that. I didn't see that at all. I did not see that. That's the girl from Tall Girl. Yo, you made a Tall Girl reference. That's crazy. All my Pyrocynical fans gave it the advantage. Yeah, man. I want to see how that works actually cuz technically these lights flash though. Hold on. I want to see something because knowing knowing Resident Evil, I'm going to have to backtrack into the Hold on. Let me see something. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's being affected by the bright light. Yeah. Dude, you guys are right. You guys are so intelligent, man. >> Something might be behind you. Turn around and check. No, I'm good. Oh, I didn't see that. Yo, whoever said that, um, what can I offer? I don't have anything to offer, but just know I I really value what you just said because I didn't read that. So, the concept of Joshy Joshy watching Pyro Fitnicle, guys, what's wrong with Pyro? You guys don't like pyro uh cynical with his chop chin. Now, how do we know which room she went into though? You don't support fairies. Okay, so I've been into this room. How do we know where she is, though? The freaking bottle that I don't have. So, let's get that bottle. Let's get that bottle. Let's get that bottle. And the bottle is not here. Was the bottle ever there? No, I think the bottle was in the Far Cry 3 is a fire game though. That is for sure a game I remember playing, but I don't think I ever beat it. His hair is crazy. His hairline is crazy. Pyroynical somehow has a receding hairline, but he has no none of the like retention alipcia. >> He's like evil KSI. It doesn't matter how he styles his hair, he's just going to bald. Dude, I have no bottle. Let's just try going in here. Can we shut this door? Yes. Yes, we can. All right. That gives me the freedom and the peace to walk around and look for a screwdriver. Shadow ghost. If this was Amanda the Adventurer. We like to talk about puzzles, but I think Amanda the Adventurous puzzles are insane. I'm like, at least with Poppy Playtime, something happened, man. Because that that last one that uh Corey played. Yeah, you better be quiet or else tall girl's going to be here. What is this? The bottle was in there. Yeah, but I don't have it now. Go back to the fuse room. The bottle was in there. I'm I'm going to go check again to the staff. I have moved some items out of the closet. The screwdriver is now in the toolbox and the nurses station. Sewing kit is text blurred and uh illegible. Cool. Cool. Reusable Caesar, thank you for showing up. Thank you for for blessing Twitch America. I appreciate it. Rigby. All right. So, I'm going to open this. Open this. And we just got to make it back. But I'm going to go back to this room now. They said the bottle was in there. So, they said the bottle was in here. This is the fuse room. I could have sworn the bottle was like right here. It's not here. Yeah. Oh, don't tell me she can tr No way. Oh my god. I didn't notice that. Are you telling me? Wait. by the bed. Are you telling me that she has the ability to traverse in the ceiling like um what is it? PT in the dresser behind the bed. I'm going just like mash it. Oh, there I go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are smarter than me. Thank you. What do you guys think about Morai from Regular Show? Because as a kid, he was my goat. My friends been telling me Morai is a ri Morai is a grown man. He is a terrible grown man. I would say is about I would say is selfish but has never killed his friends. So Morai is a terrible person in general. He's fixated on one girl that do not like him. It's not even that she don't like him. I don't think Margaret ever wanted to be committed to Morai in the first place. But then there's like watch my corners. But then like Morai always treated differently because he didn't like the fact that always just treated Margaret like a girl. Not even like a girl. He treated her like a person so he was able to talk to her easier. Morai on the other hand was always trying to crack something. You know, that's why he was so shocked when Eileen happened because he didn't think someone like he didn't think someone like could pull could be in a happy relationship if that makes any sense. >> Oh my god. >> I'd be psychoanalyzing a little bit. Morai is a loser. Rigby is the goat. I'm not going to lie. I'll stand on that. And he fumbled CJ so hard. Oh my god. Oh my god. CJ was the one for Morai. But now he's like he's the father of some bat kids or something like that. Couldn't be me, dude. Hold on. Close this door. Can you close this? I don't want this open. Fumbled so hard. And he did it at his close friend's wedding. Made it all about him. Rig Morai is a terrible person, man. me and actually late night on the golf course. Y'all, I'm so chopped. So over with. So over with. I was just trying to talk about Morai. I think maybe the maybe the monster like Morai. Hold on. What's this? Like how good [ __ ] can she hear? You know what I'm saying? How much uh this game? I think like 70. I think like 70. That's like a lot though. Missing games was 60 at least. There's nothing in here. Why would you make me open it? She's here. I'm just trying to see where, man. [ __ ] this. She camping. She Oh my god, bro. Would I rather have a Joshua son or a Joshua daughter? I need both for real. So then I'll have like a trying to make my own gumball Darwin. [ __ ] it. What was that for? Did I just play sounds? This game rage baiting me, man. Can't even go through that way. Could have gotten Wil uh could have gotten Wilson a Wilson ball and some sour patch kit for 70. You could get a lot for 70 actually, bro. And bro, I can't believe she he has the bottle out of me, bro. I'm actually going up against Kevin Durant right now. Here's the toolbox. No, that was the med injection. I'm slow. I'm sorry, guys. Under the table. She wasn't even here to do whatever she planned on doing. She massacred these folks, by the way. Oh, there go a toolbox. Can't reach it. Need something to step on. Stack the bodies up. You got a chair right here. Dang, she really packed y'all up. Me personally and you know I'm like eating them eating them js old. This way. >> No, she's coming this way. Grace, I'm not going to lie. Not going to lie. I'm not going to hold you. How do I decide what to make a video on? Um, well, nowadays I kind of just I kind of just see what YouTube what YouTube likes to push that I make. Yeah, there you go. So, I haven't been able to really make anything that I have enjoyed in a minute. Not that I haven't enjoyed, but you know, I have a bunch of topics, but they have to do good in order to, you know, make a video on the KD files. I thought she found me. Hey, is your [ __ ] fat, too? I'm asking cuz the whole town got booty. So, just asking. What's my favorite sport? I love basketball. I'm a but I love it. Dude, did I just get freaking raided? Thank you, man. I'm like an actual Twitch streamer now, guys. Come on now. Relax. You don't even see me for real. Get out. You know, go do something with your life. Wait, some you asked something. Joshua, we are so [ __ ] You guys are [ __ ] Jeffrey, please. I need to know how much longer your stream. Once we get done with this this little bit, I'll be done. You heard me move the left. Don't wait. She's coming back. I barely moved. No, bro. This time is we. No. No, it's not we. It's not we. Twitch don't deserve you. Okay, guys. I'm sorry. I'm a YouTuber again. Oh, she moved it out the way. Thanks, stupid. >> Can't hurt to pick some, I guess. >> I was going to say there's no way I did all that for a freaking Just grab it. I was going to say there's no way they need me to pull that so she can grab it. She's a grown woman. I'm not pushing that. I'm not push. No, she can she can dead ass grab it right here. She could she could literally pick it up. If you can do all of this. Oh my god. What are we doing right now? Yes. Just take the screwdriver. There we go. Yes. Okay. Now we got to like low-key bring her back. Oh, okay. I was going to say if you need me to push that, she's way too old for that. You rather be in this situation or the situation from eight with the big ass baby. Honestly, give me this. I'm dying regardless. But cuz I don't know what that is. That's why I said give me this. I need to be familiar. Dude, I thought that was her right there. Is it crazy to say that she looked like one of my teachers in high school? Cuz she do. Hell no. H Wait, no way. Right here. >> Yeah, I was going to say what? You got lock down badges or something? We out. We're out, buddy. I got the screwdriver. I got Yo, Grace is running like she's not like her life isn't on the line. What? So convenient for this [ __ ] monster, man. AND I CALLED IT. GRACE, if you don't stop playing with me, please. Please, Grace. >> Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh, this [ __ ] actually frying her, bro. Uh, son, I don't think I answered your question, by the way. Little man, this is uh this is Resident Evil Reququum. Grace need to get in the gym. No, Grace need a gun. >> She gonna do the horror movie pull. No. A That would have been It would have been cheesy, but I would have liked it though. Grace had eight years to toughen up. Yeah. Yeah. I think this is where we're going to end it, though. Yeah, cuz we're back on Leon. Okay. I heard this game was like eight hours in full. So yeah, now with this Imagine this is the same mansion from um the same mansion from the first one. I'm so chopped cuz I barely I didn't even beat that one. Do I partake in a certain green plant? No. Uh because I don't Leon Road Hills. I don't um smoke. Smoking has never been interested to me. Do I practice in like other ways? You know what I'm saying? You know, maybe Funky Frog Bait, maybe they could hit me up. We could play that game where you make drugs and then we could both be high and play that game. Sounds like a great idea. I think they already did it already. But didn't they blow this mansion up? Yeah. Isn't this the mansion from the freaking first one? Oh my god, it is, bro. Oh, it's so over with. It's so over with. >> Oh, there's people in here. Okay, cool. Never mind. >> Never mind. >> Never mind. I don't remember getting an invitation. >> Well, he's waiting for you. >> Can't have that, can't we? >> Follow me, please. >> The way, >> I'd love to collaborate with Broadway. So, How long have you worked for? >> Yeah, this is literally RE2. Yeah, you got to ask to be a Discord mod. >> You want to be a Discord mod of my Discord that I don't know if I'm going to still make yet? >> I probably should at this rate. I might as well with everybody asking. But >> that's the police station. I think >> guys, it's the goat. It's the goat. Wait, do how much ammo I got in my five? None. Damn. I used all my five bullets. I use up my fire king bullets, guys. Wait, I you I used up my fire king bullets. Okay, sorry. Sorry. Sorry for that having to do that. That was bad. That was Ah, I'm sorry. That was terrible. Sorry, guys. That was bad. It's pretty bad. I know. So, we got Curtis Connor, Berlesy, and Funky Frog Bay collab lined up. Yeah, you guys are saying lined up like I can make it happen. That's Who do you guys think I am? Wallpaper jump scare. My fault. >> Oh, my wallpaper. You guys want to see my wallpaper? Uh, let's see. Let's see my wall. Let's see if I can pull up my wallpaper. I did it last time. I don't know how. I would have to quit. I'll show you guys after. I won't just end it on the game. I'll show you guys right after. I don't know why it's not letting me do it now. Oh, there we go. You guys see it? Can you guys see my wallpaper? That's Monsters We Make. I think I did it. Can you guys see that? There we go. Yes. Monsters we make. I think a new chapter's coming out too, which I need to be aware. I think I need to um see. So, wait, my name, you guys call me Jason now? Please play Lego Marvel Superheroes. Dude, I would love to play Lego Marvel Superheroes, man. >> It's all very cutting edge. The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature. >> No way. She trying to tell me about this place like I ain't been here before. Did I draw? Oh, no. No, no, no. I haven't done a full drawing in a minute like with colors and all of that. I think everything is just in my sketchbook as of now. That means you can play Leon in first person. I don't know why you would want to, but that just means you have the the opportunity to, which is pretty cool. Yep. Got to look around. This is going to for sure be a lot actiony. So, when this lady dies, because I know she is going to die. She has to. There's no reason she's just here and she doesn't have a name. So, when she dies, I'm going to We're going to end it. And I like, >> please wait here. >> Am I on Twitch? Yeah, I'm streaming on both. There's not a single Lego game that isn't Peak. I think low key the um There's a Bro, this dude's a freak. You got to It's your building. Firstly, I think the only I think the only uh bad Lego game I didn't like was the Lego Movie game. I feel like they just made that one as quick as possible. Feel like it wasn't as good as the movie. Dang, I feel like I just missed something important. Hold on, let me look at the stream. He's like the lead scientist for something. You made Jimmy John say it >> is the Oh, is the Cory manga good? >> Pretty decent. >> It's pretty decent. I think the I think um it's okay right now. I wish I wish >> Kennedy, we need to leave immediately. >> What's going on? >> Give me a second. I wish Corey could at least draw something like the way he sees his characters so we can get a style from it other than it being somebody else's style because I feel like that's all that's missing from the manga to be honest. >> I don't know what's happening. Some kind of mass hysteria. The hospital is on lockdown. >> What did I tell y'all by the way? >> Cal. Yo, Leon, are we going to help her or where was all this when the lady what? Oh, okay. Yeah. So, this is where we end it. Where we end it all saved, by the way. And then the rest I'm literally going to play this whole entire game for one big video on the second channel. That's what's going to happen because I just don't I got to it's five. I got other stuff to do. Also, why didn't Leon save her? What was up with that? What's up with that? Just let her die. Is that what we're doing? Okay, here. Let me let me let me show you guys the wallpaper. Here's the wallpaper. He was thinking of when to back flip. Yeah, he was looking for the perfect time to backflip. That's exactly what he was doing. You just got to love. Are you guys calling me every J name? Is that what's happening right now? My hat. Yeah. What about my hat? Oh, it's flat. Oh my goodness. Yeah, it is. The hell? Look at that. My hat has for sure seen better days. It's okay. That's insane. Leon is low-key lmans for that. What in the world? If you shout out Scotland in your next main channel video, I'll give you $10 next stream after the video. Jokes on you. I don't even have freaking donations on my stuff. I don't want you guys donating money to me. Now, when I say that, this goes viral everywhere because I'm not moist critical and I don't have millions of dollars yet. So, now the millions of dollars roll in from other people and then I turn my donations on because I'm a hippocrip. Hippo, why I say hippocrip. All right, guys. What you think? What you guys think of the first chapter? Well, I guess that wasn't the first chapter. They would have told us. The introduction is pretty good. I don't know if that was the whole thing, though. I think that was pretty I think that was pretty good though. Are you guys calling me Jupiter? Jupiter's kind of cool. I might have to make that a character in the Joshua Joshua video. I'm Jupiter. Jerome. Jerome ASF. Julius, when are you doing a drawing stream? Jerry, that was a great stream. Okay. Why does your hat have a headset dent? It's so my hair doesn't have a headset dent. Panda Gamer, what happened to the olive fit? I'm just wearing the all like I'm comfortable, man. I got like these jogging pants. This entire fit is literally extra large because I like drowning in my clothing. I gotta start working on segregating you guys. Yeah, I'll do that. Um, thanks for letting us carry King Julian. Okay. All right. Whoever started this, once I figure out how to um make beheading legal again, you will be the first person to be beheaded. So, and let us throw tomatoes. Jerry Seinfeld. Okay. Out of all the Jay's, do not call me Jerry Seinfeld. Okay. Not only am I engaged, but I like women my age and older. Okay, I like them. I like them with no teeth. Like old. My girlfriend's so old she doesn't have teeth. I bet you guys can't tell me where that's from. Loved your stream. Just hate the fact that you ignore this. Goodbye, Jameson. I will comment on your new video if you did not apologize and acknowledge and shout out every single one of us. Okay, I'll do that. Don't behead you. No, it's too late. Ronald, I'm gonna behead you second. You can't even be mad at King Julian, bro. Yeah, whoever started this is getting beheaded and then Ronald's getting beheaded second. So, I will figure out a Discord. I will figure out a freaking And next time for the stream, I will for sure put it on what the game I'm playing and not just chatting. I know they're looking at me like I'm weird right now. I probably missed out on like a lot of investors. And then um I'll be back with a new commentary video. I'm just gonna steal from Balari. That's what I'm gonna do. Sometimes I don't got the video idea. Sometimes you just got to steal from people, guys. Janet, not a single person has called me Jackson yet. Okay. And I got to download this VOD so I can put it at the beginning of the fully edited video. So yes, it will be a VOD on the second channel. So I'll be sure to do that. Didn't I have superpowers? I still do. Please play Spider-Man for the PS4. Do you want me to buy a PS4 so I can play Spider-Man? You're just going to hear the fan in the background. I don't deserve a comparison with the King of Pop. Yo. All right. Firstly, we were born in the same We were born in the same city. Not sick, I guess. Is Gary a city? Technically, yeah, Gary is a city. We're born in the same city. His house is a museum. I lived down the street from his house. Guys, if anything, I do deserve to be compared to the big Michael Jackson. Please play my game, Jay-Z. Jay-Z, you have a game. I know it's on the PS5, Ronald, but you said play the the thing. Hi, YouTube trader. Yes, this is making it into the YouTube video. Baby, Jonas, I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. You guys are lucky I don't have any Fortnite V-Bucks to get away. So, that doesn't make you MJ. Jonah Joanna. All right. Okay. Jand Muri. I don't like this. Thomas Edison's house in my town. That don't make me in it. I don't like y'all, man. I don't think I'll ever stream again. I think this is it. This might be the last stream ever. This might be the last stream ever. Frying me on my own [ __ ] I don't think so. I don't think so. Promise. All right. How about you guys find your own name? Does that mean I'll see who started the name calling? If I pay attention to it, probably most likely. And when I find out, you will be getting beheaded. I'm not going to lie to you. That's just the way it works. I have to break your neck. So, but here I'm going to show you guys the gaming channel so you can go off all over there. It's been a month since I posted on there. Dang, that sucks. Anyways, I'm going to put this on here because let's see. My flight is Thursday. I'm probably going to play all day tomorrow, Tuesday. And then it should be out around the time I make a new commentary video when I get back. I get back the 12th next week. I won't be gone for long. I'm just letting you guys know the schedule. Um, I guess I can work on a Discord, whatever. I'm kind of scared, but I will do my best to keep it, you know, I will be beheading weirdos and we're going to like figure out mods and stuff. show. React to AJR the band. No, you're not tricking me. I know AJR is hot. Ah, show. And you know, I never finished Silent Hill F. I should probably do that. Okay, there's there's just Josh. Everybody go there. Be prepared for the thing. For the thing. And I'll see you guys next time. I'm saying that like I'm not James Sunderland. You probably don't even know who James Sunderland is. You're just looking at people with the name that start with J. Yeah. I'm going to play the whole game. Just going to play the whole game and make it one big video and then I'm going to go back to making like the faceless Fortnite videos because it's hard to make the facecam videos and make commentary videos at the same time. I lowkey be tired. So, but be be prepared for a Discord that I have to make and watch tutorials on now. Be prepared for it. Should all be done before I leave my trip in Chicago. So, expect news Wednesday. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Look at what happened to my dictionary. Look at that fold. I'm so disappointed. We should do a book reading. I've been reading 1984. It went from Fallout to like a guy's weird sexual fantasies. Insane. That mean a fast growing Asian vine of the used forage and erosion control is often a serious be in the southern US dude I got to go make that freaking I know I didn't end the stream by the way and here this is where I'm making the DC silly songs out it's literally a whole studio turn my closet there's Bad ass. Another computer in here with a microphone. Dude, it smells like me in this closet. Oh my goodness. And now I'm going to end stream. I don't read [ __ ] I stay illiterate. That shouldn't be funny. I shouldn't be laughing at that. Dang. Sa playing Resident Evil. Guys, I gotta get a collaboration with Senna. I don't know what the collaboration would be. I'm gonna figure it out. Bye-bye, Jamba Juice. Okay, Juicy. I can't even say that. All right, I didn't say PC. Did I say PC? It's a laptop. Okay. And then I would just hit the stop