The Baghdad Bob of Baseball STRIKES AGAIN

oh yeah Jeff Argos ego trip coming to you live from the iron study and I'm here this morning to talk to you about the Baghdad Baba baseball Dave Cavill and his puppet master noted affluenza victim John Fisher why because as a macho man used to always say the cream Rises to the top oh yeah and these dudes ain't the cream who am I I'm Jeff August I have worked at Yahoo Facebook square and Dropbox all when those companies were Building Products that shaped the last 20 years of your existence I'm an Oakland A's fan Tony camp what did I learn during those periods of time well I learned that when something doesn't work and then consumers don't engage with it that it isn't the consumer's fault it's ours but I'm not here to talk about me today I guess I should stop doing those pro wrestling voices I'm actually kind of mild-mannered and anyway but I am here to talk about the Baghdad Baba baseball Dave Cavill and his puppet master noted victim of affluenza John Fisher my audience besides all of you is actually two groups of people the first one is Major League Baseball owners the second one is Nevada state legislature members people listen I got some stuff to tell you and actually luckily I only have to tell the same message for both of you listen up come get your lesson first yesterday I was hella depressed because I saw this message about the Oakland A's and how they were going to move to Las Vegas and you know they had a deal done and all this sort of stuff and then wow turns out that was all Cavill speak yeah it was just the Baghdad Bob of baseball Dave Cavill once again pretending that something is a fade accompli wait why did I say once again let's go back in the way back machine you can see right here this all happened before it was at this site called the Peralta Community College District offices when Dave cavil went not only on major league baseball television and talked to Matt vasgersian explaining how he'd gotten a deal done he also put it all over the local press here but oddly not too long after that the headlines were somewhat different and Dave was caught off guard Baghdad Bob a baseball seemed to be full of shaving cream so not long after that the Baghdad Bob of baseball Dave cavil he shifted to a different site and we've been working on that for five years but it's weird because he says uh it's taking too long when perhaps at the very beginning of this whole thing maybe somebody said it would take like 10 years for this thing to get done if it was going to be done at a site that complicated who was that person he was me here we go fast forward to today and Dave cavil's once again making an announcement that seems to maybe not square one hundred percent with the truth the Baghdad Bob baseball has struck again but why why is he telling people something's 100 done and presenting it as such when it really isn't I know why it's to put pressure on you Nevada State Legislature doesn't it feel good to have somebody lying so that your constituents think that you've already agreed to something that you haven't so that they can leverage that at a future date to get a better deal out of you it's awesome isn't it so moving beyond the Nevada state legislature just for a minute let's talk to MLB owners MLB owners for 20 years you people have complained about Baghdad above baseball Dave cavil's owner the Puppet Master noted affluenza victim John Fisher because you guys run a product together and there are 30 different product lines and you as a company have realized hey we should invest in each of these product lines and you have it's called Revolution what has noted affluenza victim John J Fisher done with your investment if we all remember 2002 Moneyball everybody's like oh look at The Little Engine That Could the Oakland A's but actually what that was and all of you now understand it was that he took your money and he didn't invest it in the shared product he kept it I don't know about you but I'd be pretty pissed off if my partner was pocketing my money rather than investing it in the shared product that we all run together last message directly for you MLB owners do you really think that those 20 years of decline in attendance that started in 2002 through today has nothing to do with the fact that John J Fisher didn't invest in your company and that that infected everything because look watch the attendance line you dropped all the way down to 1997 attendance levels you know back when you guys were fighting to get your way out of another Quagmire created by a canceled World Series why because John Fisher's lack of investment turned into a model that all of you embraced and you started to pay for things that your customers just didn't care about did you guys just change all the rules to get people to come back isn't that John Fisher's fault isn't it because he refused to invest in your company that you all run together and as a result noted affluenza victim John Fisher's attempt to undermine all of you and keep your money turned into a business model that people just didn't give a crap about watching okay way back at the beginning I said I had a message that I could share to both the Nevada legislature and MOB owners and that you should both be thinking about and you know what it doesn't have anything to do with baseball America's fastest growing sport Major League Soccer that's what it has to do with why because John Fisher does the same thing in that Sport and he's in the richest Market in America right in the heart of Silicon Valley and he has a brand new stadium and all of that has fixed his approach so that everybody loves the game wait a minute he's at the bottom of fan engagement in that sport too God you know I think the only thing more embarrassing than that could be if perhaps there was a more popular minor league soccer team in the same Market holy crap look at this the Oakland Roots sell more merchandise than an MLS soccer team wait I thought people in Oakland didn't care about sports and now it noted affluenza victim John J Fisher has been telling you guys for a long time maybe he's just trying to gloss over the fact that he doesn't know how to run a sports team that engages people he's in a mega region with 13 million people and you're going to let him have the entertainment capital of the world when he's already proven he can't even engage people three years down the road five years down the road how well do you think Las Vegas is going to be doing in Major League Baseball with this guy running it well anyway I kind of want to wrap this up because this is going on way too long but key message here for all of you Nevada State Legislature Major League Baseball owners the Baghdad Bob baseball Dave Cavill and his puppet master noted affluenza victim John J Fisher are not your friends they are your enemies they will not build a business that engages people at all and they've already proven it in two different sports in the same Mega region with 13 million people and now he's going to come to a place where there's two million people and he thinks you guys think he's somehow going to be able to mine that market better are you kidding me 13 million versus two and it's the 13 Millions fault that these guys can't run a business please as I said the beginning the cream Rises and in this case we're talking about the opposite of cream which I don't know what the word for it is but I'm just going to call it the Baghdad Bob baseball Dave Cavill and his puppet master noted affluenza victim John J Fisher Nevada state legislature MLB owners you guys should be thinking about this stuff before you sign off on these two people running anything that has to do with your state your city or your shared product God I'm so angry I'm gonna go lift weights oh yeah

Dave Kaval and John Fisher have no idea how to run an engaging sports product. This message is for the Nevada Legislature and MLB Owners. Get these dudes out of your plans ASAP. OH YEAH!