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Hey guys, I got my hat. That's odd. Says here, I posted about a week ago. What's all that? I'm not even in the middle. All right, so I need to address a couple of things before we start this video. I've been seeing a bunch of comments asking where my glasses are. That was only one comment. I don't like wearing my glasses when I'm recording. I feel like they take up 90% of my face, so you can't see my face. But I get it. You want me to embrace everything about myself. You guys are supportive, so I guess I'll put my glasses on. Anyways, what's up, guys? Today, I'd like to talk about how awesome VR could have been. Don't get me wrong, still pretty cool, but they they for sure dropped the ball. And by they, I mean Mark Zuckerberg. And by drop the ball, I mean stop funding Meta and sell all of our data to, I don't know, maybe Israel or something. But it's also probably because I only have the Quest and not any of the fancier versions like the Vibe. I think it's just the fact that the standalone version doesn't have the strength for me to really enjoy the level of games that I would expect from VR. Don't get me wrong, Batman, Metro, and most recently Deadpool have all had me glued to my seat. Well, no, not really, cuz I cuz I stand when I play VR. Other than that, the only complaint that I really do have is that the MetaQuest versions of the games are never better than their PC counterparts. This really wouldn't be an issue if I would just buy the PC counterpart, but I seem to always buy the headset version first before I realized they have it on Steam. That being said, if I was given an ultimatum between the worst VR game or the best VR chat servers, I'm picking hell. >> Yeah. I can't wait to make Instagram rap part three, baby. It's coming. I'm coming. To nobody's surprise, VR chat is the worst place to be on the internet ever. >> Are you sure about that? Well, eventually you'll slip up and then you'll be all >> VR chat makes the dark web look like a Roblox hobby. Now, everyone is probably already familiar with Meta Horizon Worlds, especially if you watch Jarvis Johnson. He made this really good video about living in Horizon Worlds for about a week. Little did we know that that was the biggest clickbait video of all time because he's been stuck in there for two years now. He didn't forget his password. Benjamin Metanyahu has him trapped in there. Just know Mety Yahoo has him derking in Mr. Beast. I feel like everything has already been said about VR chat. It's cringe. There's furries. Phantom pain >> BECAUSE I HAVE PHANTOM PAIN. >> That was until I saw this account on Instagram. And I got to warn you, it's it's it's a little weird. [laughter] All right, so this is Kizzy 23 VR. Okay. Damn. Wait, she doesn't have that many followers. We're going to find somebody else. I'm not making fun of her. Wait, is this AI? She's promoting AI. I take it all back. So, this was the initial video that piqued my interest. Confronting my VR baby daddy. SMH. >> Yes. So, I'm about to confirm my baby daddy because he ain't been texting me back or nothing. Like, he got me [ __ ] up. >> Yo, look at her dress. >> This is so cute. >> Hold on. They're pregnant. Horizon World has the most expansive and diverse customization options. Or sweet baby rays. >> What What are you guys making for dinner? >> It's a property of baby daddy. Who's your baby dad? >> Oh, he's over there. Which one? >> The one in black. I know you're lying, bro. That's my baby dad. >> What do you mean? >> No way. Are you being serious? >> Excuse me. >> What's up? >> Is this why you ain't even been texting me back? Because you got her pregnant, too? >> All right, y'all. Go. This phenom. >> This was more talking to another pregnant lady who happened to be sleeping with my baby daddy than confronting my VR baby daddy cuz he only got to say like three words. >> So, I was right. I hate when I'm Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan probably hates being Michael Jordan right now, too. especially since all he can see is yellow. I don't know how I feel about the existence of VR intercourse on a headset that's mostly owned by children. I'm not making the take that since kids are on the platform or they can share a platform with adults that means that adults aren't allowed to have adult things. So even if there is 18 plus worlds, all I'm saying is that my YouTube account still says that I was born in the8s. I just found the baby daddy's Instagram. >> Wild Wednesday DJ Salty on the deck bringing the heat all night long. 9:00 [music] p.m. Central only at Leo's Ultra Night 18 and up. No phones, just vibes. >> What do you mean no phones? You're in the VR headset. >> Bring it on your phone or step in the VR. [music] Feel the energy for real. >> So, not only is he a deadbeat father, but he's also DJing at a fake wild and out concert. We're asking the wrong questions here. Kids, would you rather have an addicted VR single mom or a DJ deadbeat VR AI dad? BTV virtual television and entertainment. one-stop spot for all the best VR and AI entertainment. I'm starting to feel less and less bad for making this video. Money Grind Hustle Series, a gritty and street show based in the depths of Gary, Indiana. >> What? My baby. >> I know it's supposed to be a funeral and whatnot, but that sound effect just would just completely kill the vibe. >> Y'all, y'all see what the [ __ ] going on? Like this come over here looking like [ __ ] Bob Marley talking about homicide. [music] What's funny? >> He look like Drax from Osmosis Jones. What am I doing? I'm too immersed into this. Back to the video. I know he got cut off, but was he about to say it was phantom pregnancy? >> Yo, this phantom. >> No, I didn't get her pregnant. What actually happened was when I got you pregnant, it was twins. So then when you looked at the other girl, one of the twins left the body that they were in, they left your womb and then they possessed the baby in her womb. It's called Phantom Pregnancy. You know I can never do that to you, baby. You are my special. >> Yes. [music] >> Okay, so we got like a Sonic summary, mission summary for another completed day in VR. Drama 12%, mirror time 80%, I don't know what mirror time is, and screen time 10 hours. I can't sit here and act like 10 hours of screen time is insane. I love playing video games. In fact, I love playing my VR an unhealthy amount of times as well. I've played VR Batman so much that I felt like I was him. So, imagine my shock when I got a phone call from my mother. I thought Ray Sha Ghoul was up to no good. [music] >> Not too bad. >> Cracked. Yes, they got Fortnite. If 10 hours of that screen time was used to have fake sexual intercourse with somebody else in VR, it might be time to take the headset off. All right, I don't care if you die when you do. I got a question for you guys. Today is Thursday. Last night on a Wednesday, are these good eats? Here, pay attention. So, this is what I ate last night. I had like eight mini tacos, a Big Mac and a chicken sandwich, and some chocolate milk. W Eats, guys. The VR community is so backwards because the norm that's out here is not the norm that is inside the headset. >> Well, that depends on if the good boy or girl acts or >> the cherry on top is that you can't really argue with a person. What was that? What What was that? Did I I hope I didn't just do another gang sign. Man, if I had a nickel, bro. Oh my god. You can't argue with these folks. You tell them to go [ __ ] off somewhere and they will take you up on that offer. They have options. >> What do you want? What do you want? >> It's not that simple. >> What do you want? >> Call me crazy, but I think it's pretty messed up that they ask you to change who you are before you start cracking each other. Maybe VR is just breaking boundaries because if you ask that in the moment right there, your date's just going to walk out on you, block you on Tinder, maybe come back and give you some real blue balls. But in VR, everyone is so gungho. Not me, though. I'd be hurt if you asked me to change myself before we got it on. I thought you loved me for me. Um, Horizon is so bipolar cuz it looks like the customization they have is extremely limited but also vast at the same time. You can get pregnant but you can only change your skin color green. But then the video just ends there so we never get an answer. I guess he cracked the code. [ __ ] get away from me. [ __ ] Oh my god. Looks like Danny's Nutcracker has just been up to no good while he's been away. >> [ __ ] get away from me. Please stop. You irritating. [gasps] Two mans in VR. Are we serious, guys? Can we just play the games? When I put my headset on, I just want to play the game, not roleplay the date night life. >> You know, I find it hard to believe that somebody who plays VR for an extremely unhealthy amount of time lets their headset die. I only have a base kit. I haven't gotten to get any of the prescription lenses yet because I do need them or even replace the stock VR strap. And the craziest part is I can still play on the VR headset for hours on end. And when it's about to die, I just plug it in cuz I have one of the super long cords. There are people who attach multiple batteries to their headset just so they can avoid it dying. I think there are people that actually live in VR. Jarvis is stuck in VR. I can understand being addicted to customization. This isn't a crazy take, especially if you play Animal Crossing. But isn't relationships all about compromise? Why can't I just sit in your fake apartment while you customize it? There's another, isn't there? Everybody wants a VR girlfriend until they cheat on you with Jenga's dad. And how could you want me around every day if your headset is dying? Questions. These are the questions we ask before we're resting. Awake with all our questions. How do they >> You have any kids? [music] Yes, I have one daughter. [music] How about you? How many baby daddies do you have? If you don't mind [music] me asking, >> you know what I don't understand? How the hell is she getting her mouth and face to move like that? VR only covers the eyes. Does she has some weird version that I don't know about that just covers her whole face? If that existed, I promise you it would look like one of those BDSM masks. And I knew that there were jobs in VR, but I didn't know Mark Zuckerberg was this chill. >> What What are you guys making for dinner? >> While doing some light research on Meta Horizon worlds, I did find out that there are 18 plus worlds. So, the potential of a strip club world being in Horizon isn't impossible, but I kind of doubt it. And dude, if the strip club isn't called Face Boobs, then just delete the whole And look, we're not babies, guys. We can kind of piece together that she obviously does private sessions for men who can't pay someone in real life to touch them. Do you know how weird you got to be for a sex worker to not want to have sex with you? >> So, uh, are we going to get this started or what? >> All right. Well, if you want to get to Kraken, I'm going to need you to follow me to the hotel room. >> You don't you don't want to get in my limo? >> No, I would rather do the the sex than to be sex trafficked. We kind of change up how we do it nowadays. So, yeah, it's motel or or no tail tail. >> You know what? I I think I'm okay. You You can keep the chain. >> No, no, no. Come out. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, you you already paid. You might as well. >> You'll think I'm ugly. >> I promise you I won't. Okay, I'm going to roll my window down. >> Donald Trump. >> Ew. Donald Trump, you can wait millennia. She won't touch me. >> I also want to state that I do not condone any of the physical attacks that are targeted towards kids at all or any of the body shaming that goes on in the VR community in general. I think it's completely obvious that just because a creator does something different, whether they're a furry or whatever they do, as long as it's not harmful to you, it doesn't give you the right to really call them a 300 lb man. [laughter] It's funny, but I just want to let you guys know that critiquing something that makes you uncomfortable doesn't start or end with how they look like. That would be like asking your teacher what you could do to write a better thesis, and then they tell you to hit the gym, lose 500 lb, and get plastic surgery. Critique is better when you can put yourself in their shoes and pick apart the nuances from there. You know what they say, you got to put your money where your mouth is. I I think after the skit I just did like 5 minutes ago, that's not a good phrase, but you get what I'm saying. So, now I'm going to go into the metaverse and see what the hype is about or see if I can get invited to a party. I don't get invited to things. >> A maybe find Jarvis Johnson. Why are we fighting in my office, man? Us Don't get next to my son. You try. Come on. Come on. YEAH. YEAH. Lighten that face up. [screaming] Who do YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM. GIVE ME a sec. The hell? What the [ __ ] You following me? Winon, get out of my way. Can you not stand in my hallway, please? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Don't start no matches. I'm not done. Hey. Hey. Okay. So, where am I? Oh, this is me, guys. I work hard on myself. Peep game. Looks just like me. All right. I'm sitting down. Hey, it's the guy. Is that the guy? Guys, I got to take the I got to take five. Oh, I think I'm about to throw up. Ah, I don't think that was a good idea. Should have gave it one round. Okay, we found her, guys. No, no, no, no. Guys, I promise you I'm an adult. >> I must master this. >> Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. My headset's dying. >> Okay. Yeah, that's it. Okay, guys. We tried. >> Okay, guys. We tried. Maybe next video. Ships in bottles. Do ghosts ever get hungry? What do spiders ever have parties? Who would win in a fight between a shark and a panther? That depends. Is the fight in water or on land? I guess on land. Can the shark walk? Yeah, the shark has legs and can walk. I say the panther. The shark has arms, too. Oh, yeah. Sure. The the shark has arms, too. We're getting totally off track. Back to who invented houses. Was his name Mr.'s question. These are the questions we ask before awake with all our questions. The last question I ask before will I have that weird dream again about the giant toad. Oh.

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