The Basement Yard Plays Hot Ones Wing Pong

So, I have to eat the the bomb. Smells like a tire. >> Big bite. >> How's the spice level? >> Uh-oh. [music] >> What's up? It's Joe and Frank from the basement yard, and today we're playing Hot Ones Wing Pong. >> Eye to eye. Yeah. You better watch that elbow. >> You better watch your eyes. >> You better watch that elbow. Watch your eyes. Don't worry about me. Set up. Here we go. 3 2 1, baby. Bang. >> You got in the death cup. You're dead. Game's over. No, I'm not dead. Okay. >> All right. So, I won eye to eye, which is which is crazy. All right. Here we go. Bang. Watch this. I'm just going to just Uhoh. All that. All that to me. Yes. [laughter] >> Okay. You better not bounce. I swear to God. >> Oh, >> is this is this bad? Like, is this bad for me? >> No, it's bad for me. Uh, all right. Death cup. >> Death cup. Joe, you went viral for making people laugh with water in their mouth. [music] Now, let's see if you can make me crack. I'll hold water in my mouth for 30 seconds. If I laugh or spit, I eat I eat the bomb. [screaming] All right, I'm going to go. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Go. Fill it up. No, fill it. Fill it up. Also, look how he drinks. [laughter] Oh my god. Spit it out. Spit it out. Go ahead. Go drink. Let's show us your little pinky again. Show us. Yeah. Get it. Get a little curl going. Go ahead. [laughter] [laughter] >> All right. I SPIT. SUE ME. SO, I have to eat the the bomb. That's a bad place to start, dude. >> I will say these are good looking wings. >> All right. Whoever Whoever >> This smells like a tire. >> It does smell like a tire. >> It smells like wheels. >> It smells like my father's like plumbing van. Here we go. >> Big bite. Big bite. Oh, you're going for seconds. You're going to regret that. [music] How's the spice level? >> Uh-oh. Why are you standing like a wrestler? [laughter] Like you're It's like Triple H. He's like, "The hell are you doing? Is it bad?" >> Oh, yeah. >> You're turning like purple, I think. >> I'm like Thanos right now. >> I mean, you're doing better than I thought. >> Yeah. Well, eat up, [laughter] >> Miss one, please. I'm sorry. I can't. Never mind. You know, the last time we played uh beer punk, do you remember the last time you and I played? >> Do I? >> It was in the basement of my house on my birthday. We played eight games. I lost every single one [laughter] of them. So, I have something to prove. My god. Yes. You and Frank have been friends since you were kids. And your basement yard tour recently sold out Madison Square Garden. What's one way fame has changed Frank? [laughter] >> This is the easiest question I've ever gotten in my life. Dude, >> what are you talking about? >> Where could you drink [laughter] my pinky out? >> YOU'RE DRINKING MILK WITH YOUR PINKY OUT. >> I'll do both just to be in it with you. I'm going to eat it, but I'm also going to tell the truth. >> I love that. I love it. >> Uh but Frank, um he's just a he's a diva. He's just a diva. We'll see like people sitting like courtside at basketball games and he'll be like, [music] "Why are we not down there?" You know, like we should be down there. Like we should be on the jumbo. They should let us take a shot. Not shy to order from the menu. Uh when the company card's on the line. >> Oh yeah. [laughter] >> Oh yeah. >> And then he's like, "Oh, I'm stuffed. Dessert comes." And they're like, "Do you have room for dessert?" He's like, "One of everything." [laughter] >> Every time. >> He's not lying. I've done two of everything on the dessert menu. And that's because >> I'm going to eat it though. All right. I'm going to eat it. All right. >> That's all I'm doing. It's already hot. It's literally already hot. Welcome to the jungle, >> Yo, that's already hot. >> What number? 10. [laughter] >> I'm a idiot. >> I'm starting to see double. >> I'm We're having fun here, baby. >> I'm not. >> Oh, me neither. >> The corner of my mouth feels like I cut it with a paper. >> I'm coming back down. >> Oh, give me a break. >> I need to put my whole body into this one. [music] >> Oh, thank you, Lord in heaven. >> Just do me a favor. Next time I stand on the table longer. >> I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I'M LONG LIVED. >> Joe said in an interview that working [music] with friends means sometimes you have to be the boss. >> Oh god, this >> and that could get awkward. Name a time Joe went into boss mode that made you regret partnering with your childhood friend. >> Do it. You're spicy. >> Say it. >> I'm already hurt. >> You think you think >> you think my mouth hurts? Well, he would he'll spank my bare bottom after we get out of here. There have been times where like I've been like, "No, I'm not really feeling like doing this." And you're just like, "Dude, I need to let you know like optics, [music] this needs to be the thing." Like, and you've just had to kind of like level with me. It's, you know, I I don't envy your position, but I would never say I regretted it. Absolutely. Don't touch me. Nine. I dodged a >> No, you got two tens there, buddy. >> Spartan bullet. >> Yes. Ooh. All right, let's see what it is. It's time to meld our minds. As lifelong friends who've worked together for years, you and Frank are known for being incredibly in sync. Now, we're putting that to the test. Countdown from three and say a word at the same time. You have three tries to match. Miss, and you both eat a death wing. Wait, what? Why? [laughter] >> Yeah. Why do I get looped into this? I You're >> all right. No, we got this. Hold on. Let me just think of a thing cuz I can't think of anything. >> There's there's a word that we have tried when we've had to do this before we start with because >> I don't remember right now. >> Damn it. >> Okay. Okay. Oh [laughter] god, I don't even know. Okay. Ready? 3 2 1 sweater. >> Oh no, we're really all over the place. >> Red and sweater. >> All right. I mean, do we Let's Are we starting from zero now? >> Let's just start another random word. >> We only have three tries. All right. So, we're we're confident we can get into that. >> Yeah. Three, two, one. >> We're silver. >> Okay, [music] we're >> I said tree. >> Yeah, we're going to lose. >> Silver tree. Here we go. >> Okay, look at me. [laughter] >> All right. Was that supposed to give me something? >> Nope. >> Okay. 3 2 1 Cherry Blossom. >> Oh, I went to Japan. I went to a different country. That counts. >> No. >> Here we go. Holy Yo, >> that's actually not That's actually not as bad. >> What? >> Yeah, I'm pretty good. >> WELL, THEN I GOT SOMETHING IN THERE. Someone's with me. I've been pranked. >> That's 10. >> Oh, okay. >> You mind? >> All right. >> Yeah, I can't feel pretty good. Don't ask me what this dance is. I'm like doing like a like a like a fsy, you know? >> Holy hell. That's actually that. That's tasty. I'm going to say that right now. It's better than the bomb. I'll tell you that the bomb could all the way off. [laughter] All right, so it's your turn. All right, come on. Rack up. Pledge. Give me a diamond. And shut up. [laughter] I just ate a grenade. I can't believe I agreed to do this. Oh my god. Oh my god. There is a Jesus. [laughter] Yo, my I can't even I can't Okay. Challenge your opponent to a game of never have I ever. Three strikes and you're out. Never have I ever. >> Oh my god. >> As an adult, my pants. What? my pants. [laughter] Like a full >> I think crap left your body in your pants. You're going to say you've never like you, oh [laughter] Like a like a diarrhea. Like a like yo, I'm I'm in much control of my own bowels. I had neurovirus. So, you know, I was I think I got off easy to be honest. [laughter] Come on. Okay. Never have I ever had children. Oh, yeah. You got me. Never have I ever been skiing. >> Yep. I have been skiing. This is bad. [laughter] Never have I ever Oh, been to Columbia. >> Yeah, me neither, idiot. >> Oh, that's right. I'm an idiot. [laughter] >> Get your butt ready, baby. Never have I ever had caviar. [music] Have you ever had caviar? >> I've never had caviar. >> Why are you looking around? They all think you're a loser. [laughter] >> Damn it. >> So, the level of the wing that you're getting? >> Six. >> Okay, >> that's not bad. That's manageable. >> That's not bad. >> And you know what? I'll eat a six with you. >> Well, here. Bonapit. >> Tinky clinky. >> I'm not I'm not eating that part. Okay. Okay. I made it. >> I don't feel like a six. >> This was a mistake. Give me back kiss. [music] You want You want a front kiss or a back kiss? >> I want a front kiss. >> Go. I'm just going to Yeah, just go. >> Why did I sound like a Super Mario character? I don't know why. >> You're [snorts] in the hot seat. [laughter] >> I get it. Frank now gets to ask you any question he wants. Answer or eat a wing. [laughter] >> Oh, great. And his answer is etched in time forever on the internet as it is. You have to >> I have so many questions. >> I know. >> Did you steal my fruit roll up in second grade? >> What? >> You swore to me that you didn't steal my fruit roll up in second grade. And then I found one in the closet of Miss Mio's class. You found it in the closet. The rapper, did you? Cuz you knew I had a fruit rollup that day. Your theory right now is that I took your fruit rollup and I ate it in a closet. Things happen in closets. What does that mean? Just Just answer the question. You see how he's >> No. No. >> He's pushing it off. >> No, >> you didn't. >> No. I rated 22 years [laughter] apparently. No, I didn't do that. >> And that's not like a tell. Don't be like an FBI spy here. I'm I'm dying over here. >> I'm choosing to accept your answer as >> It's true. I didn't take it. You did get mad at me cuz I didn't share one with you. You were mad about that. >> Yeah. WHAT THE WAS THAT? >> YOU should have asked that. >> Even though we know what happened there. >> We know what happened. I don't feel well. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Finally, it stays in there. [laughter] >> What is it? It's a good question. >> This is a great one. >> Okay. When Derek Jeter retired, you posted a very sincere Instagram caption celebrating him as quote, "Someone you personally looked up to for 20 years. [laughter] Did you do that? That's insane." >> Derek Jeter, my Jesus Christ, look into the camera and say one bad thing about the captain. >> Ooh. I will hope that he will see this. Go ahead. You're not going to do it. Oh, that's how much he loves the Yankees. Your mom's going to be proud. I was born and raised a Yankee fan and I will die a Yankee fan no matter what they do. >> Not only will I take this time to completely say that I will never say anything bad about captain. Oh, captain, my captain. But I will double [music] down on two things that I will always say when it comes to the Yankees and baseball. the Red Sox [laughter] and the Houston Astros are cheaters forever. >> What level? That's either an L or a backwards seven. How to say? >> Wow. >> Delicious wing. Tastes even better cuz I support my captain. >> Frank. [laughter] There's a bias in this room. >> Audible gasp in this room. How about this? How about this? If I make this cup, you have to eat two with deaf wings. No, you didn't even give ME [laughter] >> death come. [groaning] >> Before internet fame, you delivered pizza. Let's see if you can fold pizza boxes. You have 60 seconds to fold five boxes correctly. Fail and you eat the bomb. This is incredible. Thank god. Where? YES. [laughter] OH, IT'S THESE. OH, I'M MUCH better with the cardboard. Not these. >> What do you think that is? >> No, it's like waxy. Okay. Oh no, these aren't these aren't. This is not good. [laughter] This is not good, ladies and gentlemen. Oh god, Frank, we're in big fat [music] shrubs here. >> We We aren't. >> No, just simple math. I'm not going to get it done just because [laughter] >> you got about 30 seconds left. >> This one. Is this the bomb? >> If that if that's the bomb, >> you're in for a butt of pain. >> Yeah. Yeah. [music] I feel like a permanent marker just exploded in my mouth. Um Oh my god, I lost. >> I won. [snorts] I did it. Like a theater kid. I lost a Frank and he's wearing Home Alone boots. >> Yeah. Wow. Look at that. >> Congratulations. >> Thank you so much. >> I would give a speech [snorts] if my mouth didn't feel like it got gangbanged by the Georgia Devil. >> That's going to get edited out. [laughter] >> That's getting edited out for sure. is yours. No, it ain't. He's saying no. Thank you guys for having us. Thank you. You were a trooper. Hey, >> go watch the basement yard. We didn't do this [music] for no reason. [laughter] >> Go check out the basement yard on all socials. Go check us out. [music] We've had a ton of fun. Thank you to everyone. We don't ever want to come back. No. [applause and cheering]

Welcome to Hot Ones Wing Pong, where fiery Death Wings collide with your favorite backyard party game. In this episode, comedy duo and childhood friends Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez of "The Basement Yard" podcast are put to the ultimate test. If they sink a shot, their opponent must pay the price. They can either answer a spicy question, or risk it all by eating a "mystery wing," ranging from 1-10 on the Hot Ones spice scale. Most of all - beware of the Death Cup! From Joe roasting Frank on how fame has changed him, to a mind meld challenge that tests their friendship, these two are putting it all on the line in Hot Ones Wing Pong. BUY HOT ONES HOT SAUCE NOW: http://hotones.com/ BUY HOT ONES ROULETTE GAME: https://tinyurl.com/hotonesroulette SIGN UP FOR THE HOT ONES MONTHLY HOT SAUCE SUBSCRIPTION: https://bit.ly/2veY50P SIGN UP FOR THE FIRST WE FEAST NEWSLETTER: https://mailchi.mp/firstwefeast/signup http://firstwefeast.com/ http://hotones.com/