Internet Rap Needs Saving

What's up, guys? It's been a long time since I seen you. About a week ago. My name is Joshua and I'm hitting the flow. An old flow. So old that it's old. M. >> So you know that which this video is. Yeah. This is another Instagram rap video. What's up, guys? Yeah, you guys like that. What's up, guys? What's up, guys? No, I didn't like that one. Okay, I'm sorry. The back of my afro hair get any longer and I'm just like turning in a black Curtis Connor. Dude, I'm not even gonna look at this. I want to mix it up a little bit. Instagram isn't the only place where terrible artists can post their music. They can do it on YouTube as well. If you guys thought the Great Vine invasion was one of the worst terrorist attacks, wait till you see what what I got on YouTube. Let me get my So, this is a YouTuber named Okay Donuts. I didn't know furries made music. I didn't >> Excuse me. >> I mean, it makes sense. Furries are people. So, I thought the most furries did was post on the internet and just be super freaky at convention motel or hotels. Sorry. Makes a lot more sense to be a hoe at a hotel than at a motel. If anything, I'm expecting some Mottown at the motel. You're waiting in line to use the vending machine, but it's the [ __ ] soul train. Wo wo hey. Okay. Okay. I don't know what I'm doing. I just want to get some chips. Come on. Come on. Come on. You [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] machine. >> Oh no. He's coming. He's doing the [ __ ] kick move. Why is that the ONLY MOVE HE'S DOING? NO. ALL RIGHT. SO, LET'S AT LEAST get this to 1080p cuz this is probably the only thing uh good quality that we will be getting. So, okay. The first mistake was having this um this T-Rex with the BBL tooted up in this extremely expensive house. I know furry's got money like that, but you don't got to rub it in my face. You don't got to rub both of these in my face. >> I like them big. I know it's kind of weird, but I know it sounds wrong. >> Wait, what did you just say? Did you just say kids? Is there any subtitles? It just says music. Even the captions don't want to be involved in this [ __ ] Oh, it's called the tail song. Yeah, that makes sense. It's about tails. It would have said the kids song if it was about kids. Duh. >> Wait, there's tails that have mouths. Coming around the corner. security. >> You could be high off anything. You could be high off cat piss. If you watch this, you would overdose. You would die. I'm speechless. In the furry community, if there are any furries in my community, hi. I want to give you a hug. A >> secondly, are there some furries attracted to tails? Is that like a furry kink? How could you be attracted to a tail? There's nothing phallic about a tail. It like starts thick at the top and it's a tail. Do I not need to have you guys around my dogs? I'm not bringing my dogs to any conventions. Now >> you're going to need a bath by the time it >> we can do. Shove the tail up your ass. How many views does this have? 170,000 view. This has more views than DC's diss track. That that shouldn't be allowed. By the way, I'll let you guys know that. You guys should really go listen to DC's diss track on my second channel. I don't know why he posted it there, but give it a try. I'm going to rate this a smooth two out of 10. All right, back to Instagram, guys. I quit listening to psycho music 3 months ago and I hate when people say that you can't get hyped to Christian songs because what am I right now? >> I I don't think this just applies to any race, but how do like white dudes how do how do you guys feel when you say Yahweh? You guys know that meme when you say anything Japanese and then there's like that fat white guy in the kimono and like it's the same thing with me but I'm in like like a Muslim attire, you know? I got a couple issues. Got a couple like gripes with this. I feel like secular is just a term for music that isn't specifically praising God. So what he said was factual. Nobody said Christian songs aren't hype. Firstly, there's like a whole rap community dedicated to Christian rap. From Tripley to LRae to I think his I think his name is KB. Incredible artists. You can be good in that realm. Those are hype. Tripley's Manolo is hype. And the craziest part is he talks about God, but not in a way like these guys do. These guys make sure that there's got to be something religious in each singular, not in each verse, in each singular bar. For example, hold on. I want to show you guys the pattern. >> Got the script in this tux. Bible. >> Yahweh, I be lifting them up. Two. >> One day without God, I feel weak. Three. >> So, three out of the four. That's 75% of your first bar. 75%. I couldn't imagine what the entire song is about cuz at that point you're not really praising them. You're just talking about how without God you're a loser. With God, you're a winner. Nothing wrong with that. But that's it. There's no substance. You're not really talking about anything. If anything, your music is just as secular as everybody else's. Also, gospel music in itself is always hype. Eddie James, God, Jesus. These are name titles, by the way. I'm putting y'all on all my religious people out there. Imagine I did this one. Everybody with all my Christians, all my Christian fans would have left. Wrong one, guys. There you go. This is the symbol we use when Christianity becomes illegal. Me and the bros. What up my G? What up my G? Yeah, dab me up. We going to figure something out. 10. 10 out of 10 for effort. I was going to give it a seven cuz but that would mean it would be perfect. So, five out of 10. Six out of 10. Yeah. >> I ain't from the hood. I'm from where they grow the wood. Think we ain't got guns. I run with a gun club and buy ammunition by the tongue. >> Oo, that's a bar. Think about it. Bullets are expensive as hell. So, this guy's got to be rich. That's all I got from that. So, let's keep going. >> My mechanic Rambo, he will fix your Lambo. He got my trucks, but that don't bother me. >> Kind of wasting his talents, don't you think? Specially trained mercenary just fixing people's cars. What if he works at a store that doesn't allow the customer to intervene when they're being robbed? And this uh copy of God War 2 is going to be 50 cents. Yeah. Put the money in a bag and do it real slow. >> Whoa. Whoa. Now, what do you think you're doing? You are you robbing me? You think you could be robbing this establishment and not pay for your crime? >> Yeah, I am robbing you. What are you going to do about it? Now, why don't you go ahead and open that cash register up before I put two in your head? I like to make sure that they're dead cuz I am a murderer as well. >> Okay. >> Like after you, I think I'm going TO KILL EVERYBODY. A >> YEAH. HOW you like that? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And don't let the bone hit the door out the way. You may die from the extra bleeding. >> I'm so load. >> Rambo. What are you doing? I thought I told you not to do that when robbers show up. >> You can't do that. That's not okay. You could get hurt. >> You could get everyone in the store hurt. Dude, look inside this [ __ ] ass cash register. WE ONLY GOT TWO CENTS in here. We could have gave it to him, Rambo. >> Well, I know it's not a lot of money, but like he's a bad guy. Bad guy. What do you think this is? Some 80s action movie? What? You think you're going to be all oiled up, swole with like a bandana on and your hair flying swiftly, looking good? I don't think so, buddy. GET OUT. YOU'RE FIRED. >> OH, damn it. This is the seventh job today. Jeez, man. Maybe I'll go hire Jackie Chan. He never asked for trouble. >> Welcome to my carnival. That was an experience. >> Out of 10. Yeah. >> What? >> Out of 10 for sure. POV. You just found a 40-year-old rapper inspired by the Migos. Oh, this is new. Oh, this is new. Guys, guys, guys. The first time a 40-year-old rapper isn't inspired by just Eminem. The Migos. More like the Unos. Cuz there's there's there's just one guy. Is he going to like there's going to be like three voices coming out of his out of his throat? >> Wait, does he think the Migos just say giggity like all the time? I think he's more inspired by Quagmire than he is the Migos. Yeah, that's a that's a for sure like a hard one. There was nothing Migos inspired in here at all. And then I'm g have to make it a zero because there's a comment in here that says, "I hope you take inspiration from Takeoff." That's not funny, guys. I'm not gonna lie to you. So, yeah, that's this is a zero out of 10. >> This is like letting the worst guy, you know, get access to like Chad from the Neptunes. This sounds cool, but what he's saying, nah, you wouldn't catch me bumping this anywhere, man. I mean, you could probably bump that in the UK. I think they let that slide in the UK down there still. But here, dude, no. That's not okay. Maybe if this dude was a UK rapper, we could give him, you know, Pete and Bass, the old rappers. Sometimes the ball headed one, you know, not the tiny one, the tall one. Sometimes he'll slip that in there like, "Oh, wait. He's in the UK. They're talking about something else." But is he though? Is he Is he really though? For the slur usage, they're going to have to make it a for sure going to have to make it a one. But everything else sounds cool though. Like even the guy's voice. Imagine if he put that to use somewhere. I don't know, like in the studio or something. >> What is God thinking then? If you're not going to do anything, why are you in God's army? This is why some people need to stay God's children. Now you're just going to promote yourself to be a warrior in God's army, but you don't want to do [ __ ] That's like being a pirate who doesn't do anything. >> Oh, they were just not. Yeah. Now the kids are marching to their doom cuz they're not going to do anything. They're not going to shoot any artillery. Shoot. I mean, the devil's army isn't doing anything either cuz she said she's not going to fly or the enemy. So she going to have a nothing off. I do think that it is super old tradition to compare the military and and Jesus for some reason. We all know what Jesus said. No, not love thy enemy. No. Um, shoot thy enemy with the the 9 mm of righteousness and the chamber of holiness and the trigger of duplicity. So shall you not multiply and flourish and be happy, but so that you may take the life of another man. Because that's what Jesus was all about. >> You cheated on me. >> You cheated on me, too. >> We both cheated. >> It ain't the same. Women cheat when they in love with somebody else for nothing else. Women ain't cheating the same. We going through pain. We need sexual. >> Well, I can agree on that. You do need sexual help. It's so damn bad that you cheated on your partner. It's exactly the same. Wait a minute. Let me just finish this. got got to be somewhere in his in this in his verse. There's got to be something. >> Unless women are like the Na'vi and they have tales where they just connect with a dude secretly that we don't know about for that emotional connection, then what are you talking about? >> Yeah. Yeah. I knew there had to be something religious about this song. The women are the demons and not the guy gaslighting. They both cheated by the way. >> We both cheated. >> Both of them. Do >> cheated. >> And then they join the dude inspired by the MIGO. >> And that's how you get three. Sorry, I just had a brain. Yo, we're not thinking on the same wavelength. Dude, I would literally go to this song to dislike it. I would report this song. Zero out of 10. >> Common insult from haters thinking I'm wackest to leave. two word comments like coworker rap fine. Let's dissect that. >> So you're not in a pocket. So let's dissect that. >> Let's dissect that. >> I think it's already dissected. Let's put it back together. Put the frog back together. >> Put it on the mat. Smash open the meaning with a cynical bat. That's code for corny. See that's code for lame. But the same refrain for any rapper with a brain in the game. Mocking conscientious the label cuz you're scared of mental depth. You're clinging to the shallow end until there's nothing left. You call it co-orker rap cuz I speak with intent. >> No >> garbage. >> You do not speak with intent at all. >> That's code for corny. See that's code for lame but the same >> because you're just saying words. And then I'm going to have to deduct a point cuz I know you're about to say something about mumble rappers which doesn't exist. >> And that was like the last part. Mumble through the gums. No rapper mumbles except for designer and he's not even doing that [ __ ] anymore. The second bar had him tweaking. Everybody get your fingers ready. Check the posit. Okay, that was the second bar. The second bar had him like proper bombs in it. What the [ __ ] that mean? Bombs in it. Yo, what is dude? Oh my god. Of Hold on. I got to bring the screen recording up. Y'all got to see this. Of course, he's touring Canada with [ __ ] Yellow Wolf and the Mexican OT. Oh my god. I want to give this like a five. I don't get the point of the song. I want to say to anybody like firstly any actual inspiring artist. Um, I see you guys DMing me on Instagram to ask me to react or whatever to you guys' music. I don't want to do that because firstly, I'm just doing I don't think I do these videos in good faith to where I can give you actual critique sometimes. So, I don't want to be put in a position to where someone could be someone could be the next Michael Jackson. they end up on my videos and that could deter them. I don't think any artist upand coming should come to me looking at me to be the the bar for any critique. Okay? You should hear the music that I make. So, there's that. So, I just wanted to put that out. I don't make these videos in good faith. You would dead ass be better off in a Fantana video than in a Josh Shoot. You would probably be better off in a [ __ ] balary video than a Joshua Joshua Instagram rap video. Not going to lie. Can you guys see the back >> when you're in a pirate band? So, your recording sessions look like this. >> These dudes are literally the >> How can I join this? I'm being so serious. Let me be the rapping guy at least. Let me be the token. And no, I'm not I don't mean like the only black guy. Let me be Token the rapper in the pirate rap band. >> No, that we missed that like a couple a couple months ago. That the rapture was last year, buddy. We're waiting on Ragnarok now. So, >> is he going to like die in the next 5 seconds or >> drive against me? My family is suicide. That's why I cut in this rap game. No lie, >> no lie. When my daughter said that she was voting for Kamala, I decided to cut her off. No ties. Loyalty to the one man destroying me and my family. Why you think eggs not even cheap anymore? Huh? Cuz I'm a hillbilly rapper. I'm a hillbilly rapper. No cracker. Hey >> rapper, no cracker. Hey, somebody imagine me with a big ass beard that I don't take care of cuz I don't do that [ __ ] It's not manscape cuz we manscape. >> I'm the goat. Like it's a manscape. >> They call me the manscape goat. >> This was ass POV. You're just a Matt Ride fan that made us who the hell is Matt Ride? >> Ladies know I'm funny as like Matt. >> Big [ __ ] X buddy. Yo, Matt Rice and funny in a same sentence. Unless you like abusing women, then I'm going to have to call somebody. Dude, we already caught you in your first lie. What? She comes over expecting like a nice time with you and you're just up here like, you know, when that guy beat on that woman and got a black eye for making the steak wrong, I wouldn't I don't blame him. The steak was obviously asked, but like you could at least not do it in front of me, you know? So, yeah, like I was saying, um when I was walking downstairs and the lady was taking my car to like drive it to the back, the valet, um she kind of scratched the car and you know, that's like a $500,000 car. So, you know, I kind of had to scratch her face up, too. You know, I backhand her with the with the with the ring that I had, the sign that I had, you know, cuz you know, [ __ ] right? Yo, why is nobody laughing? >> Okay, that's it. I'm going to start grifting. >> Okay, either he is at some the song is called Praise God. I don't know if you could tell because of the the cross in the background, you know, all my Christian fans. guide me to rake me. Help me find my way. >> Trying to find a voting poll. Cuz when Trump get the third term, you know exactly where I'm going to go. You still didn't put a beard on me yet. >> Probably cuz you're queer and you know I hate them bars. >> All my Christian fans, all my fans out. >> Did you make it out the hood? Well, he was not in the hood. Did you make it out the Did you make it out the boondocks? I guess you fake it till you make it in some situations. I sometimes act like I get a 100,000 views each video. You know, sometimes I act like I'm a YouTuber. You just fake it till you make it. >> Yo, okay, that's going to be the last song. This Jam Wayne being the last song. You'll fold my dick dick. >> Not even like no homo. It's just like which way? Firstly, why is that the thing? Like if I disrespect you, you just going to run up on me and just start like >> Wait, is he still talking about a guy? Wait a minute. Let's replay this. I think he's still talking about a guy. Hold on. >> Okay, he didn't switch. He said that porn star, right? He said like porn stars though. He didn't say that porn star. If you disrespect him, he's going to introduce you to a good time. >> I think we have more potential in the last batch. I found some hitters for sure, some heavy hitters. I mostly found some problematic people though. I don't understand how that didn't work last time though. I thought we're going to end up with like another same old stuff again. I still don't have a name for you guys. Just imagine that I do. And I'll see you guys later. What really brought this song to life is just my pure hatred for Eminem. You know, he's a great dad. He's uh like the sixth best rapper. Well, not anymore. That's me. But it's just like, yeah, man. Eminem just really grinds my gears for no other reason than just he's like the only white guy in that spot. You know, it's not that I'm trying to bully him out of it, but it's like he really has no competition, you know, with Mac. Miller being gone. And don't get me started on MGK. He was never an option. So, you know, when I made this diss track, um, you know, that I'm still waiting for a response to, I had it within mind of just dethroning him. If anybody can rap better and faster than Eminem, it's me for sure. Hip hop. You don't really want to get into it with a bad, you know, it's just crazy. So firstly, I've been trying to rap my whole life. You know, I'm 48 years young. I've been trying to make it work since the golden age of rap. I dropped Canker. I hardly know her. Run DMC drops. Run DMC. I dropped taxes stealing my checks. LL Cool J drops. Mama said knock you out. I don't blame the audience. Kangaroo Jack would be nothing without, you know, without Jay. But I like to think that my piece was a lot better than his. My granny said that I was going to be the number one swordsman. What's the number one to something who doesn't know it's important? So yeah, my granny always had faith in me. You know, she's been taking care of me since shoot. It's almost like it was yesterday. Well, it was yesterday, actually. I had to fix my car and she came all the way out, you know, put the iron up, put the wheel together. Man, I love her so much. She's 112 years old, full of life. Never been healthier, you know. Um, but yeah, she always knew that I was going to be the best, number one, you know. Uh, I just wish that it was something that I wanted to be like a rapper. So, yes, I am the best swordsman in the world. Fun fact, I created Fruit Ninja. Um, but my judge said that I can either hand over the rights or use the funds that I made from the game to feed my 12 kids. So, go look up who made Fruit Ninja. Damn, my money stuck fast. It's racing. Damn, I wish my kids would stop hating. Damn, same for my granny, too. She keep asking for new shoes. I tell her no. Yeah, my grandma is kind of needy, you know. Ever since I became successful in the rap thing, shoot, before the swordsman thing, I already had tons of tons of money to just throw away. Ever since, you know, I became DC, she kind of just asked me for too much, you know, like, "Grandma, you you I mean, you only raised me for most of my life. You only fix my car, and you also, you know, sometimes pay me money." Um, that Yeah, that $400. I will get that back to you. Thank you for watching this video, Grandma. I love you. But yeah, one time she asked for new shoes and I was totally out of the budget. She wanted some expensive LeBron or something. No, no, no, no, no. She wanted the Nike from Back to the Future. And I was like, "Girl, those are expensive." And she was like, "But DC, you just bought a pair yesterday." And I was like, "Yeah, for me they're expensive for you. You can't go outside wearing those, mama. You'll get grandma. You'll get robbed." And then grandma was like, "But we live in the safest city in the world. No, you can't have shoes. And don't disobey me ever again or else there's going to be problems, Grandma. So, thank you for taking care of me. Um, yes, I am hungry. Can I have a big uh a kids meal? A big man kids meal. Yeah. Yo, thank you guys for having me. Uh, before I waste your time, I do want to announce I got an album on the way full of incredible songs. I don't know who the hell the guy is in that beginning saying they're silly songs. I take my craft extremely seriously, so I would appreciate it if that guy would just stop showing up. But trust the song album will be coming out. Maybe seven tracks. Don't worry, seven's the best. So, um, just look out for that. And DC will see you later.

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