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Welcome back to the Italian bar channel. Do >> not flush your toilet. We're having a [ __ ] >> Well, it wasn't me. >> WELL, I WISH [ __ ] ONE OF YOU IS DISGUSTING. >> Family drama. >> New jingle for this episode as well. Don't panic, guys. I haven't had a twin brother this whole time. That was the power of editing. Okay, for this video, I'm just going to be a fly on the wall, and you're going to be a fly on the wall with me, and we're going to be there going like they do. Just watching in on family drama that people have uploaded online and they don't even know we're here either. We're just there and they don't know. I can't believe I played this with my parents. Spin the bottle. 7 minutes in heaven. What is it? What are we talking about? >> Finger down. If you've hooked up with a higher up. Okay. I have [laughter] >> What? Real subtle, mom. Real subtle. [laughter] Put a finger down if you've hooked up with a higher up. Okay, I have. Not saying who, though. It was your dad. Your dad was my boss. [laughter] Why [snorts] did you choose to play? This is like the I guess your whole your name is literally Shaina plays games. So, you're going to eventually play this at some point. Otherwise, you'll run out of games. But this has got to be the worst game to play with your parents. [laughter] Oh, put a finger down if you've ever had anal. Please don't put a finger down, mom. Oh, twice. Does that Can I put two fingers down? No, mom. That's not how it works. Please. Ew. Four fingers. Okay, I was lying. Four then. Whoa. I accidentally just hit I'm half bad boy. 50%. That's probably why I did that. Bad boy on the dance floor. Anyway, that time in 2023 when my parents were going through a nasty divorce and were fighting over changing each other's Netflix account names. Pill pop. Kate is an ugly. Come dumpster. Enjoy the STDs. I mean, that's a rough one. If you were to log into your Netflix account on holiday in an Airbnb and forget to log out and then the next people to stay there go check the Netflix they're like don't know which account I should use. It's Kate is an ugly [ __ ] dunster. Enjoy the STDs or fart [ __ ] [ __ ] breath thrush eyes cheating felon lover. Ursula meets Joe Dirt on a scooter. Irene the filter queen and Helen's a drug dealer. Everyone's a downgrade and I was the best you ever had. Oh, and then they're she's just getting to just spitting bars now. Peace. You made your bed now lay in it. Everyone's name's changing. No one on the Netflix account is safe. >> Football player. >> No, but just let me try. >> No, I don't want you to try. Please don't. I'M GONNA FALL. DON'T LET HIM GO. >> OH, that's just What was he trying to do? Just lift her up for a little bit or something? Like you're just around lots of hard things. That just makes me cringe, man. Poor mom. Who just Who's just lifting their mom up like that and thinking, "No, you know what? I'm going to I'm just going to lift you up. It's like people don't see bad things happening before they happen. How can you not think, "Oh, there's a chance she's going to smash her head here." Yeah, I'm mad for her, too. I'm mad for her, too. Being an older sibling is videoing your little sister's crush outs, >> [ __ ] God, stop. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. That is not just a video. >> Poor guy was just in the way. just got used as like a propelling device. I don't even think she was mad at him. How do you make your sibling crash out that much where they just want to rip your head off? I wonder what would happen if she got to them. She probably would just smash him off. That's a that's a goblin right there. Sometimes you just got to read your mom's texts. Okay. Dear Sanja [music] and and Striker, you know, Appa and I are not strict parents with a bunch of rules for you to follow. And goes without saying that you are very good children who don't need constant polish policing. However, I'm going to lay down one rule. That is, you guys have to watch the reels we share in the group and respond to it. Don't care how busy you are. You have to watch it at the earliest available free time and respond at least with emojis. [music] We are sharing things very rarely and that to only what we find funny or if we think it will bring awareness. So, please don't ignore things we share. Respond after watching. That's how I You know what? I'm going to copy and paste that to all my friends. I only have one rule. If you want to be friends with me, you must reply at least with an emoji. Be a decent [ __ ] human being and drop an emoji in respond to my reals that I'm sending you. Please. It is actually worse than someone farting in your actual face. If they don't respond to a real or Tik Tok you send them, even if they're your kids, cut them off. Sometimes you need to read your dad's texts and worry for the rest of your day. Do you know what's funny is that these texts are all the all the same. And I'm still struggling to read read it. Good morning. Going in surgery. Everything will be fine, but just in case I don't have a will. So if anybody asks, you get everything. The only thing that gets distributed is the bow fishing boat goes to my friend in Missouri, Dwight Stevens. Weird text, but I thought I would do it. Love you. [snorts] That's [ __ ] hilarious. Everything goes to you except for the bow fishing boat, which goes to my friend in Missouri, Dwight Stevens. I'm sure. Yeah, I know you've never heard of him before, but he is a good friend of mine. I met him on Rocket League. [laughter] Do you know what? I don't have a will either, and I'm going to say it now. If I if I pass away, everything goes to Dwight Stevens in Missouri. He seems like a he seems trustworthy. So, he can have my stuff, too. Just kidding. Cuz I actually don't have a will. So in case they look back at this or Dwight Stevens finds it and it's like he did say Dwight, you get nothing. I take it back. None of that was real. Okay. What's this one going to be? What's mom saying now? Okay. Close my door. Please don't text me to close your door ever. You said [laughter] it. [snorts] Responding to herself. Remember to take your dishes down. Don't you [ __ ] dare tell me to take my tiss dishes down after I've eaten. I'm your mother. YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER. I'M YOUR MOTHER. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. Endless man. [laughter] You're replying to herself every single time. But I feel like she would just work herself up so like get herself so worked up with all these messages to the point where she just kicks the kid out. And the kid's like, "No, mom. You just been responding to yourself. It's all you." And she just wouldn't believe you cuz she's so angry. She's like, "Get out." Yeah, get out. So, what does it mean when your own grandpa tries to unsubscribe from your text? Happy birthday, grandpa. Hope you have a great day today. Love you. Stop. >> [laughter] >> text stop if you want. Oh, to be fair, birthdays sometimes do be like that cuz you get so many messages. You're like, "Okay, can't say thank you to everyone." So over stimulated. I'd rather just not have a birthday. And I think it just gets worse as you get older. So another one. What's she saying? I'm going to go out now. I'll be back soon. Kill yourself. What? No, not a field. Keep yourself safe. [laughter] She I mean she must know what she's doing cuz no one has ever abbreviated keep yourself safe. Why she Although mom's ever I saw someone who was it? I think it's Tommy Solomon made a video of uh why why do parents always say the most terrifying [ __ ] over text? Cuz they have no idea really what they're writing and it scares the [ __ ] out of you. Like they're on a flight and they're like plane's gone down instead of plane's landed. I'm landed safe. Plane's going [ __ ] down. Oh, you're landing. Okay, good. We're just going to take our pasta and put it in the pot. What we're going to do is if you just wait like, you know, 5 seconds, it's going to soften. >> The silence is so loud, it's almost not silent. >> Sometimes you got to help it along a little bit and you always want to keep track of which side was sticking out because at the end we're going to compensate. I remember when I was a kid growing up, my friend Justin and I wanted to make a roller coaster. So, we started saving money by putting our lunch money in a shoe box. And after about 6 months, we had a couple hundred in there. But it turns out that my friend Justin's sister's boyfriend had found the shoe box and he stole the money to pay for an abortion. Okay, this is looking just about ready. >> I just wanted I just wanted to know how to make a nice bolognese. What the [ __ ] trauma dump for no reason. Why is that? Why is the soft side of pasta remind reminded you of that? How do you jump to that? Oh, speaking of soft pasta, I want to talk about abortion real quick. That really is family drama, though. And that's not even your family. You got hit by got hit by Justin. Justin's family. Caught up in the middle, my boy. Okay. You know, I knew there was going to be Monopoly in here. And this won't be the last either. I've had family games of Monopoly that has ended with Well, I used to have 12 brothers. Let's just say I killed them all. Let's just say that without admitting to it. Let's just say if someone else buys Park Lane and won't sell it to me as the owner of Mayfair, I'm going to kill Let's just say that. [laughter] I won't charge you at all. >> Make a deal by >> I won't charge you at all. Mom, I won't charge you at all if you land on any one of my properties. I won't charge you. Let me just make this [ __ ] trade so somebody has one opportunity to win the game. Holy [ __ ] Well, we know SOMEBODY HAS AN OPPORTUNITY. >> MOM, YOUR PROPERTIES GIVE YOU LIKE 200 each >> each. Trying to >> Are you kidding me? >> He's extorting. >> I'm not EXTORTING YOU. THAT'S A FAIR TRADE. YOU GET A MONOPOLY. STOP RECORDING ME. YOU GET A MONOPOLY. [laughter] >> I get a monopoly. And maybe >> just puts the camera below and he's butt naked down there. [gasps] >> Stop recording me. Okay, I'll go down there. [ __ ] No, not down there either. Even your dick's yelling. Relax. [laughter] [gasps] It is I'll be honest though, it is annoying when you're playing Monopoly and people refuse to make deals. Like, come on. Why are you playing that? I'm trying to cut you a deal. You're going to be bankrupt in a couple rolls. Come. I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to keep you alive a little bit. I'm playing with my prey. I'm playing with my food. >> MAYBE SOMEBODY STOP REPORTING ME. And >> at least he's kind of joking though. There's There's some kids who just get genuinely pissed off and they're their like aggressive side comes out and they're like, "Mom, I'm going to actually smash your face up, mate. Do you want to live to see tomorrow? Then give me [ __ ] Marley bone. Actually, that's a good point. Is Is American Monopoly different to English Monopoly? Cuz ours is just London places. Do you have different places? I'm going to find out right now. American Monopoly board. No, I mean, I can't tell. You guys are going to have to let me know in the comments. I want Bro in jail before 6 p.m. today. [crying] >> Get him. >> Nolan. Nolan. That kid is a gun. That greedy ass kid. I've actually never seen that before. I didn't know kids could like had that in their head where they're like, I need [ __ ] more milk. Two bowls. I didn't know kids could comprehend the idea of drinking two at once like that. That kid's a genius and a glutton. That's hilarious. That's like a dog stealing another dog's food bowl. But when dogs do it, they go back and forth like taking from both bowls thinking they're getting more, but really they're just they're eating just the same amount at the same time. This kid's a genius. Two at once. That other kid crying. [crying] >> That's crazy. >> That kid, that's not a kid. That kid too conscious. That kid is way too conscious to be in there. Guys, this is a perfect time to exercise drinking both the subscribe button and the like button at the same time. See if you can do that down in the comment section and make everyone else cry. >> Huh? >> No, not in the Well, make everyone in the comment section cry while you do it. Nanny's first time at Topgolf. >> There you go. Oh, Nanny down. >> No. Why did you laugh? Wait, why did you laugh? That's terri. Nanny down at Topgolf and you're laughing from summer beaver. What's funny about that? I didn't think I was going to see Nanny down like that. They I got to say nannies love a quilted purple jacket or red. They love it when there's a little bit pop of color and it's quilted. It's theirs. This feels lower today. Maybe I'm getting taller. Maybe I'm finally getting taller. Maybe I'm finally finally over 5'2 now. Everyone, I love kids. Can't wait to have some of my own. Me. >> You're going to have a child. >> YOU HAVE ABORTION. >> NO, YOU TAKE ONE. >> When you think birth control, when you think you're going to have a child, you take one to see if [laughter] >> everything abortion, birth control, plan B, please. I don't want pregnancy test. To be fair, I'd probably think the same thing. I think this is just a [laughter] This just shows like at what age you are. It's like if you're ready for a kid or not. If you're ready for a kid, you'd be like, "Ah, pregnancy test." But if you're not ready for a kid, you probably would be thinking, "Uh, gun or something to get rid of it." I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. Um, a flamethrower. No, I just throw myself into the ocean. Is that what it's written up there? >> Me fat? >> Yeah. >> They're saying I'm fat. Me? They heard they you they you you heard them say it was me. >> Yeah. >> What did they say? >> Like your mama's so fat that something something. I don't know. I can't hear him. >> What' you say? >> What did you say to offend me? >> How do you know about that? [laughter] [gasps] >> The classic your mama jokes. I didn't think that the your mama jokes would get back to the your mama at some point. And your mama would be like, "Oh, thank god it's just a your mama. That's fine. It's not specifically about me. Don't worry, kid." And the kid's like, "How do you know? How do you know my mama fat? How did you defend me?" I said, "How do you know?" That's what I said. I said, "How did you get that correct information?" That's what I said. Pranking my dad that I cooked this 400k fish. Who has a 400k fish? What do you do with it? It's going to die surely. They die anyway, don't they? [music] Platinum arowana fish. A plat. It sounds expensive. Look at I know this guy don't play his fish either. I know he doesn't. You put my platinum arowana back, you [ __ ] You know what that is? That's a platinum marijuana. [music] He called it shortcake. I thought for a second he was like that looks I was about to say that looks nothing like shortcake. His platinum arowana is called shortcake. Wow. >> [music] >> Brain dead [ __ ] That's my fish. Do you have any expensive? How expensive? How expensive? What? Empty him into the sink now. [laughter] [gasps] What do you What do you Why would you not say put him back? What do [laughter] you mean empty him into the sink now? Drain him in a colander now. You piece of [ __ ] Honestly, you're the biggest mistake of my life. I love Shortcake more than I ever loved you. I could tell from the fact you named it Shortcake means you must have really loved it. That is such a loving name to give to a fish. Shortcake. You should meet his brother Long Cake. You should meet him. One, there's a lot that parents when it comes to AI, you're going to get them. You're if you change any image with AI, they're going to believe that's real. A glitch that hasn't been patched yet, and I don't know if it's fair to exploit. Why do you have a fish that's worth £400,000? That's You could have so much fish in weight for that amount of money. Instead, you've got a very little amount of fish for that. Oprah meets the girl with the longest name in the world. >> Like anybody else that makes >> What is her name? What is your name? Vision Latvante Jess Park. My middle name is >> Wait, you didn't even get to the middle name yet. I would forget my own name. Also, that just makes everything so difficult. You would your passport will have to be a couple. You would have two testaments. You'd have multiple parts. You have ch you would have chapters in your passport. >> Please. Okay. Go on. You're done. >> My middle name is Kungan Scott after I should come and my last name is Williams. [laughter] >> The idea of the last name just just being William. That's hilarious. And the middle name just being one name as well. Why didn't the mom not think I'll split them? I'll split those names up. I'm just think I'm just here thinking why, but I'm also thinking why not do that? Because you could just shorten it if you want if you want it shorter. I'm not even going to press I can already hear this video before I hit play and it looks like carnage. >> Why are there three drum sets? >> You know what? These kids are musically gifted. It's a bad day to be a symbol. A good day to be a drum kit. Cuz they're not even touching that. They're just picking the loudest one and they're going, "Yeah, let me smash that over and over and over again. >> I mean, that is just hell. That's like top 10. Their biggest regrets of all time is getting their kid a drum set like that." That's why those electric drum drum kits became so popular cuz parents were like, "Oh, just get him one of them." cuz he could just hear it through his headphones. But then you do just hear and it doesn't even sound good cuz it's just like just someone hitting a desk over and over again. >> Nana and papa eating Korean food. >> Nana and papa eating Korean food. >> Can we be proud of y'all? >> This is better than coochie. >> Well, this is better than coochie. I'll tell you that much. That is the highest order of compliment. That really is. I mean, that just insults every Korean cuz it's like your food is just about better than coochie. I'll give you that much. and insults grandma cuz it's like that my coochie isn't as good as Korean food. So it's really pleasing no one with that. >> Whatever that raw >> Oh, sushi. [snorts] He just said coochie thinking it was sushi. Coochie raw, too, bro. I mean, [ __ ] You talking about sushimi or coochie? I can't tell. Grandpa, girl, you can't take grandpa anywhere. Damn, that's better than [ __ ] I know. Okay, so you did mean coochie the whole time. Yep. And this dessert better than [ __ ] >> When your wife is excited, so you need to be excited, too. >> Did you know they're bringing Cava here? >> Yeah, >> they're going to replace Burger Fine. >> Did you see that? >> Why are you not excited? Did you know they're bringing kava here? >> Get the [ __ ] out. >> No [ __ ] way. >> Oh [laughter] [ __ ] Going to be that every [ __ ] day. For real, man. Like when we got to hit that [ __ ] up. >> He kind of saved it with the with the reenactment at the end. [laughter] It to begin with he was just miserable. He's like, "H, yeah. Oh, god forbid someone starts a conversation in the car. [laughter] What are you [ __ ] talking about now? I'm trying to be alone with my own thoughts here." When you're aloping at one of the most popular cliff jumping beaches in Greece. What does aloping mean? I thought it wasn't I just assumed that's how like antelopes and [ __ ] ran. That was a name for it. Like a gallop. >> [laughter] >> He could have at least jumped and then just made the perfect heart shape right above their head as he just before he came into land, you know, and went. >> But that's a real moral dilemma, guys. If you're a cliff jumper, do you let them do their thing or do you say, "No, this is public space and I'm going to cliff jump still." Moral dilemma. >> Yes, I talk to it every morning >> and it's 4 ounces of water once a week. [laughter] [gasps] >> What? discovered my aunt takes screenshots of my stories. I'm going start sending her photos. I love her a lot. [laughter] You'll go around your nana's house and be like, "Oh, there's not many photos of me here. There's a lot of photos of other people here, not me." And she's like, "Cuz you don't give me any photos. What am I supposed to put up? I can't just make one." And I forget that they of course they can't unless unless they you just want some AI slop of yourself working different jobs all over the walls. She'll make an astronaut version of you, a Roman Emperor version of you. So then this aunt's just out here taking screenshots of the stories. X for looks. Who's up? No replies. I'm not in the mood. Just [ __ ] like that all over the fridge. Kendall Jenner standing behind Louiswis Hamilton. Her ex who's now dating her older sister. I didn't know they were dating. While dancing to Bad Bunny, her other ex accepting the 2026 Grammy for album of the year from Harry Styles. Her another ex is a level of multiverse chaos we were not prepared for. I didn't know any of this. Wait, so they genuinely are an ex and now they're dating. There's only so many famous people though. There's only like 10 of them. So, they've got to date and they got to date each other. So, my grandson came out of the closet 2026. >> I'm gay. >> Oh, I already knew you was gay cuz you be squishy. Yeah. >> How? >> Cuz he'll be swishing his legs around when he be walking and he always in the kitchen cooking something. That's why he always singing in the church choir. >> Yeah, I already know. Cuz your legs be swishing. I already knew. And she's like, "Yeah, that's why he's always singing in the church choir." >> Wait, hold on. I singing in the church choir. What that mean? >> Are you disappointed in me? >> I got to love you though. I'm I'm I got to love you though. >> That's for God to judge you. So don't be ashamed. >> Right. >> But he don't need to go to church with that though. >> Church >> with all that singing in the choir and gay. >> He What's wrong? I mean he should maybe he could get that spirit off him. I don't know. Maybe I mean >> maybe if he believe establishment with all that. >> Come as you are though. Come as you are. That's got to be a skip. That can't be a [laughter] real reaction to someone coming out. Come as you are. I like that. [laughter] Come as you are. Come as you are. I just want to use that out of context. Come as you are. People like, why the [ __ ] It's smart casual. Why are you dressed like that? Come as you are. As the Lord once said. No. Dude, you're [ __ ] naked. Put some clothes on. Come as you are though. Deleted Stranger Things scene. It I I was thinking that. Why does this look like Stranger Things if it was a whole different cast? My husband is fighting for his life while our son is fighting his last brain. [crying] [snorts] >> Kid reveal. [music] [laughter] Someone flick it over for him, please. Oh, that's me turning up to the yearly school nativity just to see my kid playing the rock again. And not the rock as in Dwayne Johnson, just a rock. All the other kids are like, "Oh, you got three wise men, you got Mary, you got Joseph, my kid, the rock just lying there." Oh, poor kid just trying to get that [ __ ] out of his face. [laughter] Rumor has it he's still going to this day. Sometimes you got to just read your mom texts and move on with the day. Happy Thanksgiving to all. Happy Thanksgiving. Lol. Well, you realized there was a wheelchair and pregnant. No, Lal, I will fix. How did she just put herself in a wheelchair and make her pregnant? How did she not realize? Sometimes you have to read your dad's text and move on with your day. These are [ __ ] great. Blah blah blah. Appointment. Nor. Can you pick me up at 2? Why? Uh because I don't have a ride home. Y equals yes. [laughter] That's to see that's longer than just putting yes. Stop abbreviating [ __ ] I'm surprised he just didn't do the thumbs up emoji. Actually, that would have had it done. I didn't know dads could actually write texts. I thought they could only respond with emojis. Oh, we got another one. Okay. What's he saying? This is Jennifer. She is my age. Very cool. I really like your legs and boots, which makes me want to grab them at the ankles. Remember, I'm not for it, but I ain't against it either, and you definitely qualify. Luke, I thought I was texting her. Sorry, son. [sighs] Oh god. He just hopped back into the text messages and saw a photo of Jennifer and just thought, "Yeah, [ __ ] it." Oh [ __ ] Sorry, Luke. My bad, bro. But come on. Look at those legs. Can you blame me, son? Oh, this one's a brother edition. I'mma have I'mma have my friend make it seem like he's trying to rob the house, and I'mma pretend to hit him and scare him off so mom can unground me. You're lying. [laughter] He's really thought about it. He's gone to one of his boys. He's like, "Bro, I need a favor." So, you're going to do this? You think that's going to make your mom unground? You just [laughter] hit him and scare him off. Mom, I'm sorry you had to see that. No, you know what, son? You're ungrounded. Really? But honestly, I was just doing my duty. [ __ ] I'd be doing that. Not even to get ungrounded, just to be a hero. Okay, sister edition. Let's find out what the sister is saying now. Did you take my silver earrings? Why would I take your silver earrings? Cuz I can't find them. Then maybe you should ask if I have seen them. Have you seen them? I haven't. I just love it when people are awkward and passive aggressive. It is early though, unless you've got a 12 hour clock on, but I'm gonna assume I'm g give you the benefit of the doubt. I'm going to say you got a 24-hour clock on. It's 9:00 a.m. They're like, "Actually, it's 911." They're probably not in a good mood. Oh, sometimes you got to read your dad's birthday text and go about your day now. Birthday wish for daughter chat GPT. So, he's just shared it straight off straight off the website itself, so she knows. Happy birthday to my beautiful daughter. You're the light of my life and the reason I smile every day. Watching you grow into the amazing person you are has been the life's greatest gift. Keep shining bright, dreaming big, and being exactly who you are because you are perfect. I love you more than words can ever say. I was going to say, "Oh, it's thought that counts." But there is no thought. The thought isn't his. [laughter and gasps] Oh god, that's that's terrible. That really is terrible. Not a single word has come from him. [laughter] It can't be that hard to be like, "Love you lots. Very proud of you. Happy birthday." Ch. Write some [ __ ] up. Don't make it too loving. And make sure you put a thumbs up in there somewhere. My little sister was pretending to speak Chinese and I told her I had a friend who kills people who pretends to speak Chinese when they don't actually know it. And this is her freaking out about it. >> Stop. >> I might have to call him. >> No, please. >> I might I just might call him right now. >> Please. No. >> I don't know. >> No, please. Blakeley, I promise. >> She's never speaking Chinese again in her life. Or she's hopping straight on Duolingo and learning it before that guy arrives. I know [snorts] this is a joke, guys, but is that guy real? Is that real? Genuinely, I need to know. Okay, that's the end of the video. And you know what? This is perfect because in the outro of my videos, I always tell you guys to share this to your family group chat. And this one, you really can. You really can. And I was pretty normal in this video, too. So, they'll they'll be like, "Oh, I quite like that man in that video." And if they don't respond with at least an emoji and watch the whole video, then you need to lay down the ground rules. Thanks for watching, guys. Like, comment, share, subscribe. Subscribe is an important one. And I'll see you in the next one. Or in your nightmares. That's that goes for you as well, Mom and Dad.

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