We Told Indian Jokes In Front Of Indians

What happens when you ring your Indian's doorbell? >> What happens? >> A ring ding ding ding ding ding ding [laughter] ding. >> All righty, guys. Today we're going to squeeze out the racism. Today we're doing Indian jokes, the most offensive we can in front of our panel of Indians. Give us a head wobble, guys. Hey, we're on here. [laughter] Our rules are simple. If we make our panel of Indians laugh, they've got to do a hot sauce dab on our Dorito chips. It goes from mild to extremely hot. And if we don't make them laugh, we're racist. So, [laughter] the stakes are high. Also, if we don't make them laugh, we'll also have to dabble in hot sauce. The hot sauce is going to be hot. And we do have some milk. We wanted normal white milk, but we got the Indian version. >> Chocolate milk. [laughter] Not you shaking it. >> Are we all up for this, guys? Are we going to have fun? And we we're we're you guys agree to this? [laughter] >> We did. >> I'll start it off with a with a light one. Are we ready yet, Matt? >> Let's go. >> All right. I'm going to start pretty strong here and I apologize straight away. Um, Ranjit, the Indian wife beater, punches his wife every night at 700 p.m. on the dot. Oh my [ __ ] GOD. >> OH MY GOD. >> He went straight for it. [laughter] >> This is going to be rough. [laughter] >> That's a lot. That's a long after. [laughter] >> Okay. I've got a phone. Are >> you sticking, man? >> I'm I'm nervous. I don't like chili. >> You don't like >> That's the MILDEST ONE. >> INDIANS. [laughter] THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T HAPPEN. [laughter] >> I love this guy. >> That's good. >> That's good. >> That's good. >> You're out [laughter] of here, buddy. >> Thank you, Ganesh. >> It's so much worse that he's white. [laughter] >> I KNOW. I KNOW. >> I KNOW. >> Oh my goodness. He's turning his back on him. [laughter] >> Thank you, Ian. OKAY, [laughter] >> we can organize one if you want. >> I will laugh then. [laughter] >> GET HIM. GET HIM. INTRO. >> That was Yeah. >> Get him out of here. >> A. >> So, do I give you my credit card details now? >> Okay. [laughter] Yeah. Okay. >> Okay. He hasn't sold you solar panels yet. >> Solar panels. >> Ben asked me to prepare a bunch of Indian jokes. But I've got none. [laughter] Oh, nice. [laughter] >> Help. >> You go from south to eight. >> Okay, we're having a crema maka. [laughter] Crema matcha. Sweaty heaps. >> Somebody is. It stinks in here. [laughter] >> Holy [ __ ] Oh no. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> That was all the chili oil. >> You meant to shake it up. >> Oil. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Do I have to put the chili? Oh, okay. That's not the hot bit. >> No, that's the hot bit. >> No, the seeds. >> Oh, is it? I was like, the oil is surely the hottest. [laughter] >> Thank you. [laughter] >> What do we What do we say? >> I hate this. >> What's the cheers thing? Salam. >> Salam. [laughter] >> Jesus. >> Ben, >> this is going to do wonders for your hemorrhoids. [laughter] >> We got the comedy, baby. [laughter] >> Just want to joke. >> I'm going to get up if you want me to. >> You got You got to have hot sauce. >> You got to have hot. You got But no, you guys have to start on the other side. [laughter] >> That's a That's got That's a >> What? >> That's got kicking it. [laughter] >> Second one. >> That's That's probably my limit, dude. >> You better make him laugh then. [laughter] >> He's coming back for >> We did with some awkwardness. No, I am. >> Yeah. >> Woohoo. >> Beautiful stuff. [applause] >> Get him. >> I'm actually going to be >> This is like inception. [laughter] She's looking into the future any harder than I thought. >> Okay. I am nervous, [laughter] but here we go. >> And the future is wide. >> All right. [laughter] >> Okay. >> No sh order. >> Okay. >> TV wouldn't have said that. >> Okay. I'm half Indian, so I feel like I got some credentials. >> Top or bottom? >> So, it's okay. But I'm going to start off with some trivia. >> So, what's the most played indoor sport in India? Get him. [music] Get him. >> Domestic violence. >> Jeez. I saw that one. Damn, this one's hard. >> She didn't laugh. You got to take the >> Did I laugh? >> No, [laughter] >> you still got to take >> Oh, I still got to do it anyway. >> Yes. >> You got to be funny, Bosch. [laughter] >> Jesus. >> No, just my >> Can I start? >> No, I've got to go on to the third, don't I? Oh, you guys have [ __ ] me over with this. [laughter] >> I told her to start with that one. >> Did you really? >> That one first. >> This is [ __ ] man. I I can't do more than the third one. >> I'm I'm so >> At least Ben's feeding us. [laughter] >> How's that? [laughter] >> Oh, really? >> It's getting It's starting to get tangy. >> Oh, you're out. Oh, am I up? >> Nice try. Nice try out. [applause and cheering] >> Hello everybody. >> It was a bold move to start off with that topic. [laughter] >> Hello. >> Thank you guys for coming. Um, >> we're getting >> Stop trying to butter them up and just do a joke. >> Butter these nuns up. >> Butter them up. I didn't mean that. [laughter] >> My heart is like pounding out of my chest right now. Oh my god. >> I think more the hot sauce. I'm like probably the >> I don't give a [ __ ] about you guys. [laughter] >> Um, okay. Uh, why are cows so sacred in India? Cuz they're the closest thing to white American women. >> Why' you say it like a dictator? [laughter] >> They're the closest thing to white American women. >> White American women are beautiful. >> The bigger the better. >> Look at me. I'm like shaking. Four. >> Number four. >> I'm actually That'll be mine. You think it would have been mild? Is that okay? Can I do that? >> Have any of these been funny to you? [laughter] >> I think they've heard this in primary school. [laughter] >> That's hot. >> That's really hot. >> Okay. Thanks. I'm going by by sick one. [laughter] >> You better make them laugh. >> You You [ __ ] better make them laugh. I just realized I'm number 10. though. [laughter] I'm like, >> "Be funny, Cat." >> That's really hot. [ __ ] >> I had a really good joke, but it's too much. >> Um, what's the difference between an Indian wedding and a startup launch? [sighs] The Indian wedding has better ROI. [laughter] >> That was close. >> Yeah. >> Damn it. >> What the hell does that mean? >> Damn it. >> I don't get it. Oh, >> return on interest. You get more money out of it. >> Yeah. >> Oh, the star. >> We got a stoic crowd. >> Did you get an Indian guy to pick up the jokes? [laughter] >> I'm not a finance bro. I don't understand that. >> What's Roy? >> Really? I thought ROI was like a common term. >> Yeah. No, it is. >> What's Roy? Who the hell is Roy? >> Where is Roy? >> What is a Roy? >> Roy. >> Oh, it's Chimmy Chury. >> Oh, can I? >> My mouth is still on fire. Yeah, >> mine was chill. >> Yeah, you had the best. [laughter] >> Yours had sugar in it. >> Mine was like coffee. [laughter] It >> sucks. >> You basically had barbecue sauce. >> Guys, we're going to lose cuz we need to say something funny. >> Pat's got him. >> Tangy. >> Pat's got him. >> Come on, Pat. >> Pat's got bangers after bangers. >> What happens when you ring your Indians doorbell? >> What happens? >> A ring ding ding ding ding ding DING DING DING. [laughter] >> [laughter] >> THAT'S SO CHEAP. >> Oh my goodness. >> Very jealous. >> That's [laughter] my favorite joke. >> From Mumbai with love, baby. Let's roll. >> How? >> Mumbai. [laughter] >> I'm so nervous to laugh up here. >> That is not enough. [laughter] >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. >> Yeah, man. You [laughter] got to do way more than that. That's crazy. Look at this. >> No. >> Enough. >> Yeah. Okay. That's >> You want screen time, honey? [laughter] >> You want screen time, honey? [laughter] >> You best eat that goddamn chip. [snorts] >> We are Indians. You see? >> Oh, that's what you guys are. [laughter] >> Oh, you can handle that. That was fine. >> Yeah. I'm okay. >> I'm still feeling the effects of five. >> Great stuff. Thank you. >> I'm so Okay. Okay. Okay. Here we go. >> You seem like a laughy kind of operator. >> Go on. [laughter] Go on. Go on. >> It's good. >> Let the team down. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Go easy on them once in a while. >> No, no, no. She She went enough easy. [laughter] >> What do you call an Indian man uh that's done everything? crotch. >> You dirty D. >> Been there, done that. [laughter] >> That was That was [ __ ] >> That was good. >> Hot sauce. >> Good luck. >> She's not going to laugh. [laughter] >> Finish it. >> Oh my god. >> Finish it. >> That wasn't enough, by the way. >> Wait, what number is that? >> Mod. Mod. >> A little more. I went to Chennai one time. >> It was a stopover. My gosh. >> Okay, here we go. >> Leave some in the bottle. [laughter] >> Oh no. >> GET IT IN YOUR MOUTH. >> IT'S ALREADY ON FIRE. I WAS ALREADY IN YOUR MOUTH. >> SHE LAUGHED. SHE LAUGHED. >> Thank you very much. >> You were coming down with me, [ __ ] Let's [laughter] roll. >> There you go. Oh, that's a bad move. >> I'M CHUNKING IT ON MY >> FACE. >> Come on, Pat. >> Teeth are getting in the way again. >> How [laughter] does he eat nachos? >> I took out two Indians. [laughter] [laughter] >> Drop your pants. Make a laugh. >> Look, look away. [laughter] >> What the >> How come How come Indians can arrange a marriage but not a shower? When you guys get married, do you guys avoid the bridal shower? >> Jesus. >> Oh, Ian. Ian. >> Yeah. It's so much potential. Oh, we were doing so well. Were we? [laughter] [laughter] >> She would have laughed you dropped your pants. >> You should >> just take take the sauce off him and cover the chip. Just cover. >> Just drink it from the bottle. [laughter] >> My face is on fire right now. >> Yeah, I was going to say I can smell that. >> Yeah. >> Okay, that doesn't count. >> We got a YouTube channel to run. [laughter] >> Can I just take the chocolate milk with me? >> Yeah, you might. >> You wish. [ __ ] >> Take the whole bowl, too. >> You should have bought him. [laughter] >> Oh god. >> Are you okay? >> NO. [laughter] >> Oh man. Really? >> No. No. No. No. >> I feel like I should feel bad. Hopefully we don't get killed. >> Okay. >> Some ice cream. >> Have some. >> We've done too much to this poor guy. >> I feel like I'm kissing Alexis again. [laughter] KISS. >> Shout out Alexis. [laughter] >> I don't know what that means. >> He going to go see a goddamn doctor about it. >> No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. [laughter] Get some people going. [laughter] >> Well done, Ian. >> Ian. [applause and cheering] >> Oh, debut at the table. >> Debut. >> Wait, why are we applauding Ian? That was a horrible joke. [laughter] >> It's true. You're doing really great. Hello. I'm Tuck. >> I'm Avani. Lovely to meet you. >> I assume you're a doctor. So, I'm just going to ask you, can you check this rash I've got? No. [laughter] >> Welcome to the show, Tuck. >> That was a joke. >> I didn't laugh. Okay, >> I feel like that counter as your joke. This number [laughter] >> doctor's orders, baby. >> What do you call an Indian with a low phone battery? George, [laughter] [groaning] >> get that chip, brother. [laughter] >> Get that chip. >> This episode should be called YMA gets clogged by Indians. [laughter] >> Tuck. >> It's just paste. It was nice knowing you, brother. >> Oh jeez. >> Oh no. [ __ ] >> His hair sets on fire. [laughter] >> It already looks like it has been. >> Just drum. You hear drums in [laughter] the background. >> Is it okay? [snorts] >> Is it creeping up on you? >> Oh no. >> Glad to have another round. >> Yeah. It's like a volcano from Moana. >> You're not that sorry. [laughter] >> Yeah. Not that sorry. >> Are you all right? It's okay. [laughter] >> You're brown and you're going red. That doesn't happen. >> Brown going red. >> Yeah, Tucky. Great. Great. >> He going into silent mode. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Look at this abomination of >> Oh no. Don't. That looks nasty. >> He actually will get me. >> I'm nervous for him. >> Whoever's number 11 should absolutely have to lick the plate. >> Oh jeez. >> So bad. >> I've licked worse. >> That was like King's Cup. [laughter] chilling. >> I've looked worse. >> Uh, do I start laughing? >> Oh, that's a giggle. >> That is a Okay, that was all right. Okay. >> Just warm up. Vocal V. >> What did the Hindu priest say to the Swiss cheese? >> I'm holier than you. That doesn't >> That doesn't count. >> Bad joke. That doesn't count. No, I have this one. >> Oh, they are winning. >> That's what I had. It was >> welcome. >> Let's make these curry munches curry laughers. [laughter] >> That was good. That was good. get more jokes and then we won't get >> I'm going to say that joke again cuz it deserved more. >> Okay, >> hold up. >> Let's make these curry munches curry laughers. >> Great. It's funnier on the second part. [laughter] >> All right. All right. >> Wait, aren't you allergic to this? >> Wouldn't that be funny? [laughter] Imagine. >> Thank you. Thank you so much. [cheering and applause] >> Wow, that's the one I had. and Pikas. >> Lovely to meet you, Pika. >> To meet you, brother. >> Pikachu. [laughter] >> Pikas. Pikas. >> Pikas. >> Yes. [clears throat] >> Okay. >> This guy looks like an easy laugh. >> My Indian girlfriend told me I could. Let me start that again. [laughter] >> That's it. You have to have the chip. >> That's a lie. >> My My Indian girlfriend told me I could finish on her face. >> I nearly Sorry. I didn't get the point. He's laughing at his own joke. >> Oh, that's what I do. I don't know if you've watched the show. [laughter] That's my thing. >> My Indian girlfriend told me I could finish on her face. I nearly came on the spot. [laughter] [laughter] >> One for one. >> No. Keep going, Seth. >> Yeah, that one. Nice. [applause] >> Seth, does that not mean you that you need to have 10? >> I don't know. He's saying >> I'm making these [ __ ] last. >> Okay. [laughter] >> Oh [ __ ] Arch rivals again. >> It's all right. It's not that space. >> I'm so white. >> So then everyone does a 10. You know what I mean? >> Why do you make that stuff up? >> I'm going to shoot myself. [laughter] >> I just don't want to be the only person dying. >> I got a job at uh Indian supermarket. [laughter] Finally got my 9 to5. >> I beg your pardon. [laughter] >> Freedom and weep, Raj. [laughter] >> That was that was the I should use my >> I think you're out without >> Oh, really? >> That's three in a row. >> Hell yeah. >> Yeah, you got to rotate as well. >> You [ __ ] You're on. >> Oh, god. Wow. >> I'm so happy with that. >> Hello again. >> Hello. >> This is a nice little Jackson Pollock of death. >> Look at this. >> You smell the Jesus. That's hot. >> He's done. We killed him. >> I will. This is your big chance, brother. >> [laughter] >> Tuck is already replaced by >> We've lost him already. >> Outsourced it. >> Tuck has only lasted one and a half episodes. >> The bigger they are, the harder they fall. I'll tell you that much. >> We've got some chalky milk. >> Oh. >> Oh no. >> Okay. It is getting hot. Jesus. >> I'm [laughter] going TO DO THE 10. >> Oh [ __ ] Okay. Are we up to 10? >> I'm going to be funny. >> I'm going to be so funny. I'm going to be so funny. I'm going to be so funny. Yeah. >> Wait, Seth, you did this. >> Yeah, he didn't have that because he got called out. So, he hasn't lost the point. >> You're at nine. You're at nine. You're at nine. >> You didn't do it. >> You all right, Doug? >> You all right, brother? >> It took him out. [laughter] It took him out. Level seven took him out. >> You're at nine. >> My god. Okay. >> It truly is a very painful thing to do. So, I hope we get [laughter] >> a massive amount of views on this. >> Go on, Matt. You can't do it. [laughter] >> Oh, T, you're back. Just take the chip. Shut up. Okay. Okay. Hi. >> Hi. >> How do you warn How do you warn your Indian mate Jai that his girlfriend's a [ __ ] >> Oh my god. >> J. [laughter] >> [laughter] >> You need to run these jokes with Indian subtitles. It says you brother. >> No, no, no. I got to take that one. I got to take I got to take that one. >> No. Who did the one before? >> I did. [laughter] >> Oh, he's back. >> Where did you come from? >> Oh, great. Karma source. [laughter] >> It all comes back, Maddie. Yeah, >> I'm scared. >> I don't know what you did, but you deserve it. >> Yeah, you'll be hurt. [laughter] >> I think I jihoed too hard. >> I know what he did. >> Oh god. This is your fault. This is all your fault. You could have You could have just laughed along at my little jiho. >> My little >> I' I'd laugh at my Jiho. >> Then you don't taste this. >> Oh my gosh. What are you doing, >> buddy? >> Oh my >> Going to make these [ __ ] laugh. Oh my >> The morning after is going to be challenging. I thought you just >> No. No. No. >> Mad. >> No. >> Did you die? >> Do it. >> Is this what you want, Ben? [laughter] >> Is this what you want, man? >> He dies. >> IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? PEOPLE SITTING ON YOUR LOUNGE. [laughter] >> WANTED TO SEE ME CRY AND SPEW AND DRIZZLE THROUGH MY YEAH. ANYWAY. >> NO. >> Oh my god. >> No. Matthew. >> What? >> Matthew. Oh my god. >> Someone needs to call my parents now. [laughter] >> Your fault. >> Milk. >> I'm sure one of these guys can organize an Uber. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> I'm sorry. Tell a better joke. I laugh. >> I'll tell I'll tell you another joke. >> You want another [laughter] joke? I'll give you another joke. Can I tell her another joke? >> Yeah, guys. How? >> She laughed. >> No, she wants another joke. >> No. >> OH [ __ ] >> HOLY [ __ ] >> I'M so scared. Do you do you guys you guys you of course you guys like cricket jokes? [laughter] I got I got Hey, what's an Indian's favorite insect? Cricket. [laughter] What's an Indian's favorite vegetable? Koli flour. [laughter] What's an Indian's favorite dog? A border kohi. [laughter] Thank you. [cheering] [screaming] >> OH MY GOD. >> HEY, WHAT'S AN Indian's favorite Mexican [laughter] dip? and guacoli. [cheering] [laughter] >> What's the Indians? What? Why was the Indian cricket team [ __ ] themselves? [laughter] >> They had eoli. [laughter] This is a horrible cry. >> [cheering and applause] >> Oh my god. >> No, no, no. You have seven. >> Are you okay? >> Yeah, I'm fine. It's not even [ __ ] hot. >> Don't cry, man. [laughter] >> Someone get him some tequila. >> Just I wipe my eyes. I should have done that. Oh no. >> Here you go. Happy. >> Yeah, you have that. >> Oh my god. >> That's the hardest part of this. >> Tomorrow morning, >> don't just use tissue. Use some water as well. >> I will. >> Oh my god. I'm going to try. [laughter] >> I'm sorry. We're in this together. >> That's good. >> Racism soul. >> Oh my gosh. >> Yeah, man. Done it again. [laughter] >> We saved the day. [laughter] >> I have a 10. [laughter] >> Do you have the 10? This is our most well-trained member of Yeah. Matt to take down number 10 that [clears throat] >> culturally. Yeah. [laughter] >> Sitting here in mad spit. >> What about the first time? >> Are you crying? >> Stop. >> You want to do that? I got a little Oh my god. I'm not going to die. >> You were such an emo. [laughter] When I was order [laughter] boy, >> my father took me into this place. So, can I have some more? >> You got this. >> Oh my god. >> Good luck. >> Chocolate milk [snorts] was a great decision. >> That was number nine. >> That was number nine. >> Nine. >> Nine. >> Where's number 11? >> Okay. [laughter] >> 911. >> Please laugh. >> Oh my god. What do you call an Indian tradey? >> A disappointment. [laughter] >> You're kidding. [laughter] >> She's like, "That was my best one." >> You're kidding. You're kidding. [laughter] >> That's also just facts on them. So, it's like so funny. >> Can I try another one? >> Yeah. Hey, try another one. Try another one. >> Okay. >> Oh, no. To the sauce. >> This is hard. >> Just rapid fire. >> Okay. Dad wrote my sister a poem for her 30th birthday. Roses are red, violets are blue. There's an arranged marriage waiting for you. [laughter] >> Isn't that common? Arranged marriage. >> You got to stop telling facts. [laughter] >> Yeah, she's telling facts. >> It's supposed to be jokes, not facts. >> I'm just saying facts. Timmy does that. >> I'm gonna have to do this. >> You're doing amazing. You're doing amazing. [laughter] >> Bring it. >> So good. You're doing so good. You're so funny. >> I'm here for you, people. I'm here for you. >> So here you went to put the chocolate. >> This is like >> He's like, I forgot how to do this. [laughter] >> It's okay. >> He's losing motor function. >> How much? >> Not a lot. Not a lot. >> Yeah. Okay. >> More. >> She's like, put it on. >> Okay. >> More v [ __ ] ass [ __ ] Yes. >> Give us one more before you eat. >> Such a >> Oh, crispy. >> I can bunch after you do it. Tell us the joke again. >> Give us >> Oh, [laughter] no. Bunch. >> Yeah. Tell a joke. >> Really? >> I can't feel it. >> Oh no. >> Still feeling it. >> My tongue is numb. >> Oh no. >> Oh no. >> Oh no. >> Oh no. [laughter] >> Oh no. >> Do we want more jokes? >> Yes. More. One more joke. >> You seem like you're handling it fine. So [laughter] >> yeah. She's like, "Do you guys want another job?" >> It's just spicy, but I've got it. I think we need more chocolate milk. >> I've never seen so much panic in somebody's eyes in my [laughter] life. >> Cuz she doesn't give off panic anywhere else. >> So composed. You need to do it. >> Can go get [laughter] >> Oh, help yourself. >> Yeah. It become milkshake. I need it. >> The milk makes no difference. >> It hurt. [laughter] >> Are you going to eat it with a chip? >> She's like, I'm desperate. I'll do anything. >> Okay. So, we've all heard once you go black, you don't go back. [laughter] >> But personally, once you go brown, everyone else lets you down. >> What? [laughter] >> The way he said that, >> nobody else down. >> She sounds like she's melting. >> [ __ ] what's he figure? [laughter] >> Everything hurts. >> Everything. >> You got to do another job. >> Panic is so interpreted. >> You sound like Dr. Evil. [laughter] >> Where do cauliflowers hang out in in the Gobi Desert? >> Like Alug Goi. Goi. >> No, I'm out. [laughter] [laughter] >> Okay. All right. >> Then again, don't laugh. Please >> get the white. I have the hot sauce. >> It just burns. >> Yeah, it just burns. Just burn. >> Hey, Payton, >> just just be funny. You'll be fine. >> Yeah. >> Like I like I was. Yeah. >> Okay. >> [laughter] >> P's going to give the worst one yet. >> No. Okay. Um, what's the best way to stop diarrhea in India? >> A butt plug. [laughter] >> YES. THAT'S A LAUGH. THAT'S [screaming] A LAUGH. [laughter] >> I don't know if I can. Oh my god. >> No, you don't have to. >> It's time to go do that. >> I don't know what to do next. It's all right. >> It's all right. >> It's all right. >> You're crazy. >> Are you really good with spice? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> That flatline duck. >> I'm not very good with spice. >> It's okay at the start. >> No, it gets worse and worse. >> Yeah. >> It's getting worse. >> Hi, Quain. >> Hi. >> Hi. [laughter] >> Number four took me out. We're in the same >> Oh, I know. Literally, I was I died as well. I was like, I'm dying. >> That's good. >> What is the number one search title on India's Pornhub? >> Butter chicken on Cat's Tits. How did I get burnt by this? [laughter] >> That is the most out of pocket. That is so out of pocket, >> dude. That's a hate crime. [laughter] What the [ __ ] >> Cat's got like big tits and everyone jokes about it. I was like thinking like a cat. [laughter] >> Oh god. I'm st >> I didn't get it, but I would. >> That's okay. >> If I Is this the one? That's the one. Yeah, we're staying on. >> My tongue's still I'm panting. >> The last dab. >> Get a closeup of that. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Um, yeah. Don't put too much. >> If I put a fair bit on. >> Yeah. Don't put too much. >> Do you want to make the chip red? >> Do you want this to go viral, Ben? >> [ __ ] send it. >> Oh, you're so white, too. >> Can I do that? >> I'm so white. >> EXACTLY. >> YOU'RE SO WHITE, TOO. >> What is that? A a >> Is that chili sauce for ants? [laughter] Eat it, >> guys. >> Nothing there. >> Ah, come on, P. >> Nothing there. You >> fine. [laughter] >> Fine. Are you sure? >> Nothing. >> Are you sure? >> What the [ __ ] bro? That is [laughter] insane. It's bad. >> It's not even like black. It's just like full like like a volcano in my mouth. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. >> It gets worse. [laughter] >> No. This is bad. Wait. >> No. No. It's bad. >> Get her ice cream. >> Ice cream? >> No. No. No. >> No. [music] >> Ice cream. >> I don't know how to help you. >> No, I'M [ __ ] GOOD NOW. >> [ __ ] OH MY GOD. >> I'M READY to go again. >> I'm ready to go again. I got more jokes. >> 11 out of 10 heat level. Give me one more. Give me one more. >> What did one curry say to the other curry? It's a bit canoe in here. [laughter] >> [ __ ] done with this. [laughter] >> No. Like [ __ ] burning. We got a laugh if we actually [laughter] leaves it on a food joke. >> Thanks. >> The jockey milk. >> This is f guys. [laughter] >> While you're there, can you just give us a [laughter] topper up? >> What the [ __ ] >> Thank you. That's it. That's all I need. There's not much left. >> This is going to be >> rough. >> We're both We're both going down. One of us is going down. That was me 5 minutes ago. >> Who's [laughter] after cat? >> No, like I actually >> Okay, that'll be the last one. >> I think we're good after cat. >> Can I have the ice cream? Like that's [ __ ] Like I'm not kidding. [laughter] >> What the hell? Per speaking. >> Filling me with coffee. >> You're [ __ ] EATING THE >> NO, I WANT TO EAT IT AFTER [laughter] double lips. [laughter] >> Summer time's not over, girl. This is not okay. [laughter] >> Dairy Queen. Okay, that's enough of that. >> Can we get Seth to cover a chip? [laughter] >> I'm working with these. >> It's still burning. >> I'm sure. [groaning] >> This is so They need to laugh for our survival. >> Let's Let's >> There's so much at stake now. I'm not sure I can be funny. >> No, like I'm not like this is not like a comedic thing. This is actually like [ __ ] burning my tongue off. >> Oh, yeah. No, it is. Oh yeah, >> you got milk and you lose. >> I don't [ __ ] care. >> Oh crap. Um, [laughter] >> why don't Indian parents ever retire? They're too busy managing their children's lives. [laughter] >> Like it was it's cute. >> It's kind of accurate, >> but it's factual. IT'S ACTUAL. >> IT'S TOO ACCURATE. >> TAKE THE SAUCE. >> OH, IT'S TOO ACCURATE. >> They need to be jokes, not facts. >> This is Indian jokes. [laughter] CAT, YOU GOT TO do it. She did it long. >> Like I had to ask my mom like, "Can I go?" >> What did she say? >> Yeah. No. [laughter] >> I was like, "No, no." >> What did you say? >> Don't get over the house. >> Take the chin. >> Okay. India has a god for almost everything except premature ejaculation. But don't worry, it's coming soon. >> That's a laugh. >> That's a laugh. >> That's a laugh. Yes. >> Does that MEAN WE GO DOWN TOGETHER? >> WE SO STRESSED. SHOULD WE GO DOWN TOGETHER? >> YES. [laughter] >> Cats are just summoning a laugh. >> Oh my god. >> That makes me laugh. I didn't >> premature ejaculation. It's always [laughter] like >> I didn't even get the joke. You were just so >> Well, whatever it is. >> No, I'm just going straight. >> I think it's good with >> Yeah, I bet you do. How How much >> like that? And then just [laughter] >> how dad >> babe it's [ __ ] Whatever you do, you're going to be [ __ ] [laughter] >> Number nine. >> That's plenty cat. Trust me. >> [ __ ] >> I know what you're going through. >> Like it's still hurting. >> Okay. Cheers. [laughter] >> I'm just shaking. >> I quit. >> Ice cream. >> Oh, hasn't hit you yet. >> How much you get? >> No. No. It's not like it's just spicy. Like it hurts. >> It's not going down. >> Yes. >> Everything hurts. >> It's not going in my mouth. >> I can't take it down. >> The chips are going to help. >> Good luck. >> Wash it down with some hot liquid. [cough] >> Get the ice cream out quickly. >> I think the ice cream. >> We need a We need a [laughter] spoon. >> We need a spoon on with the ice cream. >> It's getting bad. The only thing that will help girls is to kiss. Like a three-way. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. [laughter] >> It's like the Indian god of kissing. It's three mouths together. It's like eight arms. [laughter] >> V. Get in there. >> Two girls, one girl. >> That's two girls, one car. >> No, there's three girls. >> Three girls. >> Can we do this? Can we film this in slow-mo? Thank you. [laughter] These [ __ ] >> Can we get a Yeah. >> Bro, that sauce is nothing, man. It's nothing. >> I got more Coley jokes. >> This is [ __ ] >> Thank you. I come again. Okay. Anyway, I'm just Let's go into the >> You're spitballing. You're spitballing. >> I'm spitballing now. >> I'm not doing number 10. >> Holy crap. >> Oh, there's more of them. >> You hiding these [ __ ] >> [ __ ] [laughter] >> Oh, yeah. They put >> this hot ass making me make me black. >> No. No, no, >> no. I was just saying I was saying hi. >> Yeah, I'll try. >> I was saying hi. This [clears throat] is disgusting. >> Okay, I'll try. >> It's absolutely disgusting. >> Yeah, I want to I want to see what all the fuss is about. [laughter] >> If you have negotiated a laughter, ask for some money. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So mean. [laughter] >> You got this, brother. Don't laugh. Don't laugh. >> The ice cream helps. >> No, ice cream doesn't help. >> Having a good time, brother. Let's do it. >> We're good. Let's go. >> He's trying to bribe you. Take it easy. >> Whereabouts in India are you from? >> I'm actually from Nepal. >> From Nepal? That's not India. What the hell's going on here? [laughter] >> Cut that. >> It's going to be part of India soon. >> Okay, [laughter] >> here he is. >> Uh-oh. >> Don't you mean Riverston? >> What kind of chai do Indian women never get to have? >> Safety. >> Oh my god. That's That's a good one. That was a laugh. Kind of. >> Did you just >> call him a good one? >> Yeah. [laughter] >> That was a laugh. >> I said that was a laugh. >> Kind of. >> Oh, thank God. >> Have the ice cream, please. >> Wait, >> I didn't. That's good. Yeah. India team one. GRAB THE CHIP. >> EAT THE CHIP. >> Eat the chip. Eat the chip. >> Eat the chip. >> Here we go, man. Let's do it. [screaming] HE MISSES. [laughter] >> WHAT? >> Stay on camera. >> YAY. [cheering] [applause] >> I got a little bit of sauce on me. I'm sorry. Hold on. >> Oh no. >> It's bad, isn't it? >> A little bit. >> Oh no. >> Oh no. Oh, it's everywhere. I'm I'm actually seeing colors. I'm seeing I'm seeing >> Hey, those are the Indians. Okay. [laughter] Okay, I'm seeing spots right now. I'm seeing >> drag this. This is the antidote. >> Oh my god. Oh no, it's getting worse. >> I'm seeing brown. >> OH GOD. >> BROWN EVERYWHERE. >> It's been an honor and a privilege. Thank you so much. >> Really great. >> There's a fan. [laughter] >> Oh yeah. >> Well done. Oh, it's good. >> Oh my god. >> I don't like this. [laughter] >> You see how I took that nine, baby? We're going to take that 10 now. Let's go. >> The side of my tongue hurts. Holy [ __ ] It's a delayed run. >> I was about [laughter] that. That was so wrong. Yeah. [screaming]

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