Weekend Update: Punch the Monkey and His Mom - SNL

-Well, the Internet has fallen in love with a baby monkey named Punch... [ Cheers and applause ] ...who was being -- he's being bullied by other monkeys after his mom abandoned him. Here with her side of the story is Punch's mom. [ Cheering, booing ] -Oh! Oh, y'all don't know me! You all don't know me! You don't know me. You don't know me. But you, fella, you could get to know me. [ Laughter ] Hey, you like my body color? [ Laughter ] -Uh, I think -- I think I'm good. But everyone -- everyone is wondering, you know, why did you abandon Punch? -Oh, I had a really good reason. -Okay. What is it? -I didn't want him. [ Booing ] Oh, shut up! Shut the hell up! You shut up! You shut up! Shut the hell up! Why is everyone so mad at Punch's mom? What about Punch's dad? -Well, who is Punch's dad? -Well, how am I supposed to know? I'm like a public "libary" -- anyone could come inside. [ Laughter ] Oh, shut up! I've been with all the A-list monkeys. I been with King Kong. Something you might not expect about him. His penis is actually huge. [ Laughter ] I also slept with George. For someone so curious, he sure had no interest in finding my bean. [ Laughter ] Oh, and let's just say, I was Harambe's last meal. -Oh, God! Boo! [ Booing ] -Shut up! Shut up! Shut the hell up! Kiss my ass! Kiss my monkey ass! [ Laughter ] Kiss my ass, Colin. [ Laughter ] You like my body, Colin? -All right. You know what? You know what, Punch's mom? We actually have a little surprise for you. Let's bring him out. It's Punch! [ Cheers and applause ] Surprise! ♪♪ -Hi, everybody. [ Audience "Awws" ] -Aw, hell no. -Aw, come on. How could you not love a face like that? [ Audience "Awws" ] -Wh-wh-- Wh-wh-wh-- Why won't you "wuv" me? [ Audience "Awws" ] -Aww. You're breaking my heart. How about you get your mama a hug? Aww. -Aww. Aww, man, look at that. Oh, it's a reunion. That's so sweet. -Colin, now I want another baby, Colin. [ Laughter ] Come on, Colin. You know we share 98% of the same DNA. And all I'm asking for is a little bit more of yours. -[ Laughing ] Oh, God. Punch and his mom, everyone. [ Cheers and applause ] God. For Weekend Update, I'm Colin Jost. -I'm Michael Che. Good night. ♪♪

Punch the Monkey’s Mom (Sarah Sherman) stops by Weekend Update to talk about her son (Marcello Hernández) and why she abandoned him. Saturday Night Live. Stream now on Peacock: https://pck.tv/3n1IyzK Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUsXwM Stream Current Full Episodes: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live WATCH PAST SNL SEASONS Google Play - http://bit.ly/SNLGooglePlay iTunes - http://bit.ly/SNLiTunes SNL ON SOCIAL SNL Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbcsnl SNL Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/snl SNL Twitter: https://twitter.com/nbcsnl SNL TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nbcsnl GET MORE NBC Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: https://x.com/NBC YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nbc NBC Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbc #SNL #ConnorStorrie #MumfordAndSons #SNL51