Gaining BILLIONS of CALORIES in Roblox...

Sir, I'm quite hungry today. Oh my gosh. We have eaten a total of five calories. That is not enough to keep us energized. A full day of playing video games. Okay, looks like we got a common egg. One in four. Um, of course I want to eat this. Yoink. Okay, sell your calories to the monk. I look like a pregnant. What is this game? What have we found? Okay, Mr. Monk, please take my calories. Okay, it looks like my stomach has gone down. Oh my gosh, did y'all see that? Okay, return to my table. It looks like I'm only allowed to eat a certain amount of food if I have the money for it and if it's good. Okay, let's just keep eating. I think that's the the the moral of the story. Keep on hawking today. What is this? You get 1,000 calories, 3,000 cash. Um, I'm good for now. Let's just keep on hawking this common food. Can we get something rare? A one and two is not rare. You know what? Until my budget won't let me. We're going to keep hawking. Mr. Cool Kid, what is it, Sire? What is What is it? What do you need? I'm trying to eat food here. I'm trying to eat an electrified uh is that a word? Carrot. What? Look at that guy's bell. Bell bell. Okay, we have $40 left. Um, can we eat this? No, we can't. Not enough cash. Okay, let's sell it back to the monk. Monk monk. Hello, squire. Mr. Monk, wait. So, we eat more calories. We get paid to eat. What is this? Steel fish. 700 calories. This is so much. How do I get this steel? What? Oh, we can upgrade the table, which gives us uh a 0.25x calories. Not bad. or increase the luck. Oh, I see. Okay. I think I should keep on eating as much as I possibly can. I wish I could see my balance. Oh, wait. The balance is down here. Okay. $80. Keep on eating until we have nothing left in our stomachs. This is so weird. I feel WEIRD DOING THIS. WHAT? Krusty 1 in 256 chicken. This is $2,000. I have to pass it. I'm sorry. No, I slapped it across the table. Wow. We are actually a a certified Big Mac. I'm not going to lie. Do I have enough money for this? No, I don't. Oh my gosh. Okay, let's fall over here. Oh my goodness gracious. Did y'all see that? How did you have so much? All right, sir. Our goal is to try to get on this top cash leaderboard today. I don't know if it's going to happen or not. We're about to find out. There might be some serious grinders today. Like some serious hawkers. I'm trying to be like that one day. Okay. Tons and tons of calories. Dude, we're so broke. Why? I guess we're making more and more slowly but surely. I guess I should increase this table. What? It increased the size, but not much more. Hey, look. It's a squire. Hello, squire. Let me eat in peace. Oh, we can see what's up next. Okay, we can keep on eating. Why do I have like $500 out of nowhere? I don't know. Oh, wait. We can actually pass stuff. Oh, citrusy. Okay, that's like a mutation, dude. A one and 256 is crazy. How did we get that? All right, keep eating this stuff. Oh my gosh, I can't even see what I'm eating. A rare hot dog. Dude, I got to get that. I got to get that. Let me sell this. Um, don't mind me, bro. All right, how much do we get? $700. I love your videos, Otter. Thank you, sir. Oh my gosh. A ser is going to watch me feast. Okay, let's eat this. This is a a really, really expensive hot dog. Worth it, though. Oh, and next is the Oh my gosh, the pineapple. That's $800. I got to sell this. Like, I straight up got to sell this. I'm sorry, Mr. Monk. Please take my calories from me. I'm going to get this table. Please. Okay, we got the table, but now we don't have enough money for anything. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mr. Pineapples. I feel so bad. I think I should just go for this cheap stuff just to make money. I think the more you eat, you get a multiple of that regardless. So, it's good to eat regardless. We're again, we're just trying to hawk as much. Oh my goodness gracious. At at some point, this becomes unhealthy. Like, it surely does. Eating a burning egg that can't taste good. I'm just going to say it. That's probably diabolical. It's probably nasty. Okay, our budget is slowly but surely getting spent. Oh my gosh, I can't even see. Enlightened pickle. Bro, look at this. Look at this guy. He can't even see anything anymore. All right, Mr. Monleys. Here we go. The frost weather in 2 minutes. $1,000 for that. Low key. Let's increase that. Now we should get more and more mutations. I'm already seeing enlightened. Okay. Uh, common egg is not good. That's fine, though. I will take this stuff. That was good. Calories for cheap foods. We have a $1,000 balance. Oh, wait. There's also like daily quest. That's why I got the money. Open three lucky blocks. Um, I don't know how to get a lucky block. Oh, wait. There's pets. Wait, hold up. What? Have I been playing this wrong the whole time? Sell this. Okay, thank you, Mr. Monk. The arrows are pointing me to the promised land. Where do we have to go? Okay, we get pets from these. Let's open three because we'll get the quest regardless. Give me something good. Uh, box. Okay, that's not bad. Let's open one more. Actually, two more, I guess. Let's see what we get. Mr. Emerson, what do we get? Elephanta. Not too shabby. One more. One more. Okay, we got the quest. Thank you for the money. Give me something good. Not good. But our pets give us I have no idea. How many can I equip? I don't know what these guys do. They give me more cash and more calories. Okay, I kind of wish I did that before. I'm not going to lie. So, let's see if this actually does work. Let's keep on hawking. Can I like increase the speed I eat? That'd be kind of nice. Oh yeah, this mutation extra luck. Definitely showing. We're definitely getting a lot of mutations here. A hot dog. Citrus. 1,000 calories. Oh my goodness. It's so cheap, too. What just happened? Is this my Oh, I am literally the size of a giant table. Wait, this is a player right here. Oh my gosh, an event. I don't know what this event does. I honestly don't care. Let's just keep eating. This might just be the weirdest game I play in 2026 the whole year. Not going to lie. Let's sell. It's getting harder to walk. This guy just said, "I'm so fat." No, you're you're just fun size, bro. Okay. All right. Let's increase the luck here. And then also, let's make the table larger. I feel like the table is actually super super necessary. The larger the table, the better. Are we catching up to these guys? This guy's got literally $200,000. He's rich from eating food. He's a professional eater. Your bell pepper mutated to frozen. Oh, that's why you want a big table so it can mutate. Yeah, look. All this stuff is mutating. Okay, well that's good. Now look at my little pets. Should I try for better pets here? I don't know. Or should I go for upgrades? I'm scared. Well, that was $4,000. I think luck again and then table size. I just spent so much money on this. That was maybe not the wisest choice. Do I care? No. I'm hungry. You know what? I'm gonna spend the entire budget here. We're going to just spam click eat until I have no money left. Do y'all hear me? This is very serious. I take this very seriously. Okay, at the end, I wonder if I could get this entire map to go crazy. Like, my belly is the size of the map. That was that was not an invented sentence until now. No one has said that sentence ever. What is that? What is that? Is that a watermelon? No way. No way. How expensive? $55. What? I'm broke, dude. It literally says it's $55. Are you lying to me? Let me sit down. Oh my gosh. It's $1,000. Wait, we can definitely get this. We can definitely afford this. Yoink. Okay. 3,000. Dude, look at all the calories we just get from this one watermelon. Insane. Look at this. It is the size of my entire table and um spawner. I wish this would update. Like it only says water de la melon. Why? I don't really appreciate that. Another watermelon. Are you kidding? Can we afford this? Oh my gosh. Oh. Oh my gosh. Squires. I'm sorry. I am actually sorry. Oh my goodness gracious. Do you see what I see? This poor guy. We got to sell. Oh, rebirth. What? Do we lose everything if we rebirth? You know what? We have $11,000. Let's get some eggs and then we'll rebirth. We only need 1,000. What does this give me? Oh, 1.4x cash. That's kind of good. Let's get two of these. Why not? We are going to get the snake. 45%. Not bad. What else do we got here? Please. Something good. I beg you. I BEG YOU. PLEASE. PLEASE. THE DRAGON. WHAT IS THAT? What is that? What is that? How rare is that? The index. Go. Go. Go. Where's that? Pets. Oh my gosh. It's a legendary. Oh my gosh. I'm rich. Okay, we're going to get rid of one of these guys. Um, the foxes I think stinkly. Yes, they stink. We'll put the dragon and the snake. Perfect. Okay, now we'll rebirth. Bang. Wait, our table. What? Our table stays the same. So, there's literally no point not to do the rebirth besides um being broke at the start. This is not a problem. This really is not a problem at all. Like, we're going to make this back in a matter of seconds, especially with all these mutations. Are you kidding? Look at that. That 60 calories was 200. Yoink. Grab that. A nice fish. We can't buy that, but we will be able to. Yep. $2,000 already. Easy. Oh my gosh. And the fish mutated. It's over. What is that? Enlightened rare hot dog. I can't believe this game even exists. I I'll be honest. Like, it's a little scuffed. Like, it says fish, but look at this. Look where we're at already. Okay, just keep eating everything. Just keep porking, please. Down the hatch it goes. I got to get a conveyor just like this guy. Look, he's got the ying yang. I feel like that's the last thing you can get. Let's sell. Okay, 13,000. Oh my gosh, he's actually walking around. Look at him. Oh my gosh. Let's uh upgrade this. Yes. And then we will upgrade this. Yes. I feel like the next step is get all really good pets. I have one really good pet right now, but I need two more. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What did I just eat? This guy's got three dolphins. What are the dolphins? Is there like a pet index? Um, no. But there is like better things. So, pineapple. The rarest thing is the burger. The mythic. Wow. That is uh serious stuff right there. Okay. Sell 8,000. I feel like I get more out of that. Like 80% luck boost is okay. What else we got out here? I really haven't been keeping track. What was the most calories I ever had? So, I don't know. Oh my goodness gracious. Squire is like literally half the map. I'm not even kidding. He just sold half the map in calories. How did Bro actually accomplish that? I'm actually slightly impressed. Not going to lie. Gosh, you know, this weather event that happened before was actually really good. Look at this stuff. 1 and 12, 1 and 2, 1 and 7, 1 in4. Am I a joke to you game? How'd you get more lucky stuff, please? Oh, dude. One in four enlightened isn't going to cut it. Is it faster to pass? Like, is there a point to pass other than not being able to afford it? Okay, here we go. We got some good stuff coming. A rare fish and a hot dog. Watch us not be able to afford this hot dog here. No, we definitely can. Oh my golly. Gee, this is this is this guy right here. Oh my gosh. All right. Sell $12,000. Low key. M. More luck or more calories? More calories. What? Why is this over so long? We have the stinky table apparently. Let's get double calories. It's scumbag time. If we want a chance in this game, it's scumbag time. Also, 7 minutes of Wait, what? 10 minutes of luck? I'm confused. I assume it activated, but who knows? Like, with these games, who who actually knows? We might just be getting scammed. I want to get all the different ingredients. Like, I want to see the burger for sure. All right, keep on feasting, Squire. We can't really see the calories. Okay, there we go. Oh my gosh. Okay. What is that? Oh, it's a pepper. I thought it was something insane, but those citruses like look look. 600 400. All really good. Cheese. Legendary. Oh my gosh. How expensive are you, Mr. Cheeseley's? How expensive? Oh no. Am I going to be able to afford this? Please tell me I can. Hold up. Step off. Sit down. Why am I so large? $2,000. $9,000. Please, bro. Please. Oh, I'm begging you. I'm straight up begging you. Please. Yes. $21,000. I can afford the cheese. Eat that cheese. Eat it. Look at this. It's literally the size of the whole map. I can't even show you the scale of this thing cuz it's so hard to like get a good perspective. It's the size of the map. It's literally the size of the entire map. Look at the calories. 30,000 calories is diabolical. Let's sell this. We got to sell this right now. Mr. Monk, how much? Sir, imagine getting paid to eat foods. Okay, let's upgrade this. Upgrade it again. We got guap on guop. Let's not Let's not lie to ourselves. Upgrade this table. And I think that's all we can really do for now. I think we should rebirth. Not after we open a bunch of pets, though. Obviously, we're not done. We got to minmax this game. There's also this scumbag lucky block. Um, what does this do? Let's see. Like, how rare was the thing I got before. Can you turn back? Okay, it's going back. Hold up. Let it let it let it cook. Um, it doesn't even tell me. It's like it straight up like doesn't exist. I don't get it. Okay, let's just open this again. The glitch, please. Something good. Oh, 16%. Oh, we want the dolphins. Those are 4enters. I see how it is. So, he got all dolphins. Crocodile might not be bad. I'm going to be honest. Crocodile's not too shabby. Oh, dolphin. Oh my gosh. I got dolphins. I got dolphins. This should not be as exciting as it is. Okay. Uquip and unequip. Dolphino. And then, uh, is the crocodile better? Um, yes, he is. Wait, is the dolphin better than this? Oh, yeah. The dolphin's the best, bro. The dolphin's just the best. It's the best in the world. We want more dolphins, please. No, not the snake. I don't want the snake. One more. One more and we'll have to rebirth, please. Something good. Come on, man. Don't do me dirty. Okay, that's crazy. Rebirth time. Bing. It's worth it. Trust. Okay, even though sire is slapping these meals to the side. Like, can I pick them up for free? Like, why do I still have to pay for them if they're like literally slapped on the ground? Whatever, dude. Just whatever. We need another cheese. How rare was the cheese before? Oh, the cheese legendary. There's breadc cake and obviously the burger we want. and then I will feel complete. I have I've eaten every single food in the game. Oh my gosh, I just ate one thing and we have no cash. This is sad. Oh, we got cash again. Okay, pineapple. Eat all this stuff. Spam the button, please. Please, please. Oh my gosh. I'm I'm shocked I can still afford this stuff. Like, it says I have $60. What is happening? I guess I should keep this open, right? I do have 50 cash. Thank you. Oh my gosh. This is just multiplying faster than I can even I can even think at this point. Like we could rebirth a gain for more, which is probably the smart thing to do. What does this sign say over here? It's like a little mailbox. Leave feedback. No, I want to leave dolphin. There's another dolphin. Oh my gosh. Okay, we need one more. One more. And I don't need to open these ever again. I really don't. I don't even want the rainbow lucky blocks. I don't care about them. They're probably really bad. You know, I'll be the I'll be the evil sers and check it out for y'all. Watch it be terrible. All right. Please be good. Please be good. Come on. A spider. Wait, that's a 30%. That might be good. It's not the red, but it's fine. Okay, spider is actually OP. Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, that's fine. We just scumbagged. And now we have two dolphins and a spider. Nice. So, we should just rebirth max as much as we possibly can. Oh my gosh. No cash. How do I play this? Oh, I have to pass on the food until I can eat it. Oh, all right. Well, that's fine. Oh my gosh. Look at all the calories we're getting from a pickle. 600 calorie pickle is diabolical. Dude, if this was the current state of my life, I would be 10,000 pounds, probably dead. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna be real. I'd be dead. Oh no. Oh no, guys. We're eating like five foods and we're covering the entire map. I'm nervous for the monster. I am becoming watermelon. Wait, is that is that rare? It is. It's epic. Okay, let's eat this, sell it, and then get max upgrades on our conveyors and stuff. I feel like that's what's holding me back right now. Okay, let's try this out. Bing. 90,000. We could upgrade this, which looks cool, I guess. Balance $40,000. Do y'all ever bring $40,000 into the grocery store? Um, you know, whatever. You're just like for just for like the week, you know, like that's just that's enough groceries for the week surely. Okay. Oh my gosh. Watermelon coming in hot. Here we go. Here we go. Let's see. Two days expanding. Holy smokes. The rain event. It's going to help me so much. This one's not the frost event. Um, this will just make the food soggy. No, and wet and nasty. Stinky. An egg mutated to wet. Bro, that is disgusting. Like, this is just vile now. Your carrot mutated to wet. Okay, that makes sense. What is that? That's a hot dog. Oh my gosh. I have yet to see anything cool. I'll be honest. What is that? A chicken? Oh my chicken. Hello, Mr. Full Chicken. It's a chicken rotisserie. I will be gobble gobble. Here we go. 5,000 calories right here. But we'll get more, right? Yep. 10,000. All right, I got a genius idea, aka scumbag idea. We sell this 300,000. That's something light. And we could rebirth a bunch. I want to get two more of these scumbag pets. This is how we get to we're going to maximize the game. Okay, even if we get something kind of like mid, it's fine. It's going to be better. Okay, Owl, I'll take that. Anything but a purple. Anything but a purple, right? Here we go. Thank you for your support. Happy face emoji. Chicken. Okay, we got a purple. Chicken's got to be good though, right? The owls are definitely better. So, I'll put the owls on. And the chicken is also really good. Oh my gosh, the team is actually lit. Not going to lie. All right, 100,000. Increase the table. It's still not the rainbow one. What about this? 120. The office. Dude, this gets so expensive. I can't believe this. Wait, what is this? What the Yang de Yang? What are you doing here? Wait, there's two Yang de la Yangs. What is this, guys? What is going on with my table? Why is your table on fire? Pardon me. My table was never on fire. At least I don't think it was. Your croissant mutated to wet. Ew. Oh my gosh. Burning watermelon. 7,000 calories. Oh my gosh. That's like 3 4 days of eating food. Oh my gosh. Okay, we got to sell this. This is too much. My belly is a a server mutation at this point. 400k. That doesn't even get much. That's rainbow. Is that maxed out? No. Straight up. What is the max? I'm scumbaging this. What is the max here? Bang. Okay, that's the max level. Wo, look at my table. This is like evil. This is like actually kind of scary. Look, my my thing's almost into this pay to win thing over here. Who would do such a thing? Come on. We got to see these last fruits or foods or whatever. The burgers. I'm actually shocked we haven't seen it. Your egg is wet. Stop. Look at these pineapples now. 3,000 calories for a pineapple. I don't care about the calories. I just want the legendaries. Please, please. What is Sire doing right here? Bro is just staring at me hawking all this food. I don't like this. I am quite concerned. Please, actually. Okay, this has got to be the one that we can get the max upgrades for everything. 400k, please. Are we done? 500. The game's getting greedy. Oh my gosh. What is that? Is that a pizza? A pizza pie. No way. No way. No way. No way. Please tell me this legendary. Please, please, please. I beg you. Epic. Have I had the pizza yet? Wait, Cyrus, did I have the pizza yet? I got to know. Wait, did I actually eat the pizza? Am I over daily reacting right now? I feel kind of bad if I am. Oh no. Please don't make me look like scumbag. Oh my gosh. Wait, we haven't had the pizza yet. This is new. 18,000 calories. Oh my gosh. 46,000. I'm literally changing the light of day with how uh large a squire is. This should be it. Please tell me this is enough. We're maxed out. We're literally maxed out. So that means our luck is at max. Okay. Wait, hold up. So now we should just rebirth a bunch, right? I'm going have to pass this, aren't I? Yep. No. No. I don't want to pass that. Oh no. This is bad. I need to hope for the egg otherwise I can't rebirth. Thank you. What is that? What is What is uh coming over toward me? Is that Thanos? The Thanos seir. Like these mutations are diabolical. What is that? It's on eggs. Verarant eggs 400 calories. Dude, some of this stuff does not look healthy to eat. I'm going to be honest. Wow. I've never seen that mutation. That's got to be the rarest one in the game, right? Okay. Getting 10 minutes of 2x luck. If I don't see this rare stuff, it's it's just not meant to be. I'm sorry. We were not meant to eat this much today. My pets are like honestly they're like starving over here and I'm just eating everything. I'm sorry, guys. If I could like hawk faster and eat faster, we could probably get somewhere. If I could just go bang bang bang like eat everything. Oh my gosh, this game would be so easy. But no, it takes like 10,000 years for it to go down the conveyor. Do I have to be sitting in the chair to eat it? I do. H, that's tragic. Oh my gosh. Are you serious? Look what's coming up next. Cheese again? Really? Okay. Well, let's just eat this. Dude, look at all the calories we have. Let's sell this. How much are we ending up with? 1.9 million. Did we end up on the leaderboard? Um, absolutely not. We just have to sit here for another 10,000 years and we'll get it. So, I'm going to have to do the things that I never thought I would have to want to do. The things that the Just Just let me lock it. Okay, just let me lock it. Burning cheese. Um, let's see how many calories that is with the multipliers. 200,000. Okay, that's something light. Oh my gosh. Diabolical food rotation. Look. Venerant hot dog. Burning legendary bread. Oh my gosh. Yoink. Thank you. And then look, a pizza, too. We have 500,000 calories. I don't know if we're going to get those other things. What do we end up with? Index, dude. Cake and burger. I don't know if they're possible. Like, I mean, they're probably possible. They're just really rare. Okay, where's my belly at? I can't even see. I'll be honest. It's just that large. That's why the whole map is misty. Okay, sell 97 million. We need at least 100 million to get up there. Moment of truth. Sell 132 million. I'm rich. I'm kind of wealthy. Which puts us right there. Oh my gosh, we are so cool. Well, sir, we did it. Um, our belly has shrunk, but our pockets have widened. Smash like. Smash subscribe. Bye-bye.

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