When You Order the Entire Menu Except a Salad

Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy. Scientists found a new What are you doing? Touching grass? That's not grass. That's snow. Anyways, they just found a new talk. A new talk? That's impossible. I found all of them. It's called Japanese Cheesecake. Wait, why is your back so big? Big up. >> You know what time it is. Every time we do one of these big bag videos, I like to show you guys what kind of creamer I'm drinking. And for this month, we have a chocolatecovered strawberry creamer. Chocolate plus strawberries. 9.9 out of 10 on this one. And I got to say, this has to be my favorite flavor. But anyways, while I was in Barcelona, there was a trend that started on Tik Tok called the Japanese no bake cheesecake. You [ __ ] vacuums. Oh, y'all took a a minuscule [ __ ] snack and y'all made this high qu high calorie extra extra strawberry puree, extra biscoff, dairy, like 3,000 calories. It was supposed to be a light snack. Japan. >> So, this happened while I was away. And do you know how I felt? I felt like the cool kids were celebrating without me, knowing that I couldn't eat this cheesecake that was everywhere. My entire for you page was just this no baked cheesecake while I was trying to enjoy my vacation in Barcelona >> because this better be good. I don't even do trends like that. But this b >> Yeah, me neither. Scoff Cheesecake been all over the timeline. So now I got to see if y'all really know what y'all talking about. >> Oh my god, that looks the way y'all hyping it. I need to see is it really worth the hype. >> Thank you for working with Philadelphia no baked cheesecake. This my first time trying this cuz I make some good cheesecakes from scratch. I got some of the strawberry pie filling. Again, I make this from scratch when I do my strawberry stuffed French toast. So, you know, we going to see. I'm mixing it all together, you know, to give it like that strawberry cheesecake base cuz I didn't just want it on top. I went it all through there and then I stuffed a bunch of Biscoff cookies on in there. That's what y'all was doing, right? >> Why did she open it like that? >> What was like why did you make it attractive? >> Good so far. I wonder how it tastes when you eat it crunchy though cuz y'all see it refrigerated overnight. So I um put that strawberry on top filling. >> Then I warmed up the Bisoff cookie butter, drizzled it all on top. You know, I'm doing it exactly how I seen y'all doing it in the videos, just like it. After that, I just put the remaining cookies on top. I crumbled some of them up to make it look good. And then I drizzled some more um Biscoff cookie butter right on top of that. And let me tell y'all something. All our backs going to be big this summer. We all know better than this. Backs just going to be big spread wide. But this how it look. It looked good though. But I wrapped it up in some plastic wrap after this. >> Give it to me. Put it on my hands right now. Give it to me now. Why is there a a picture of a dude measuring someone's dude's back? Oh, I [ __ ] love this trend. So, for all of you wondering what is a no baked cheesecake, Japanese baked cheesecake. Basically, it's a Japanese. Okay. Basically, people are taking the Philadelphia no cheesecake bakes. So, you don't have to go through the struggle of baconing baconing of baking the this cheesecake. All you have to do is add the Biscoff cookies with the Biscoff sauce and the Biscoff drizzle and the Biscoff nizzle and the Biscoff creamer and the Bisoff milk and the Biscoff this. And then it's going to be a Bisoff. No, Biskoff. Biscoff. And you add some strawberry pie filling on top there. And there you have it, a no baked Japanese cheesecake. And people are actually upset on Tik Tok and you're wondering why the [ __ ] would they be upset about a no baked cheesecake? Well, this is because this was originally a healthy cheesecake from Japan. And instead of doing the Philadelphia one, no baked cheesecake, they made it with yogurt, which made this dessert a lot healthier. But this came to America >> and we decided to make this on a 3,000 How did you go from like a It's supposed to be a really healthy one, you know, like maybe 300 calorie or 200 calorie dessert and then America takes this. Hey, you know what? At a zero at a zero behind that, yeah, 3,000 calories. I mean, I love America, though, because I don't want to eat a light yogurt with two cookies in there. Who? That's not a dessert. That's just like a healthy snack. I don't want a healthy snack. Give me the 3,000 CALORIE ONE. >> YOU [ __ ] VACUUMS, >> DUDE. The comment section though, posting big back pictures. And some are actually upset. Hey, isn't this the whole point to be healthier? That's why for Japanese cheesecake, it's Greek yogurt. Okay, leave that to Japan, though. Does it look like we live in Japan and we have to eat a healthy dessert? Go back to Japan. Go to Japan. The [ __ ] Yeah, give me this Japanese one. Oh, like people do not understand how good Biscoff is and for them to have a sauce. If you have never tried Biscoff cookies, you run. Don't walk. Oh my. Wait, did she use the cherry one? Yeah, you're supposed to put it in the fridge for a day. Why did she use her phone? The Biscoff sauce. The Biscoff sauce. Oh my god. >> Give it to me. Give it >> This looks absolutely delicious. >> Jazz and Cam, y'all are geniuses. >> Give it to me. Why is it so smooth, though? >> Mhm. That is insane. >> So, is that why it's supposed to sit in the fridge for a day? Because it's going to get smooth like that. And you know, I have to do this because I want to spare you guys. And summer is just around the corner. Do you really want to go outside, go to the beach looking like a big bag when you can have me take the hit? So, let me take the hit for you guys and uh sacrifice myself again and eat this for you guys. The things that I do for you guys. Like, y'all owe me. Y'all owe me something for this cuz I keep taking these hits. We got them. Big bag. Oh, I almost dropped the [ __ ] Big bag. Big back. Yeah, my back is loaded up. It's like I'm holding my children right now. You know, these are my children. So, it's been a couple of days actually since I shot that video because I could not find this Philadelphia cheesecake no bake anywhere. So, I was finally able to find it. Had to fight a couple of big bags. This is huge, by the way. No wonder why it has over 30,000 calories. So, let's open it up and we're going to prepare it. M. Oh my god, it actually smells like cheesecake filling. Holy [ __ ] that smells good. And I also got the Biscoff cookies. Airline size. Actually, I think this is a family size. Uh, yeah, I'm a Oh, it says extra large right there. Yeah, I'm a family of one. I got to open all these. Really? I thought this was a no-baked cheesecake. What about a no open packaging cheesecake? This is already too much work. If you have never tried Biscoff uh cookies, oh my god, do these smell bomb. Okay, wait. They broke. They broke. They broke. What the hell? What the hell, Leonte? Okay, now let's put these in. I don't remember seeing the videos of these sticking out like that. Were they sticking out in the videos? Oh, maybe because this goes up. Oh, I could think I got it. This cheesecake goes up the more I put in there. So, I think I'll be able to cover all these. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got it. I got it. Look at me being an expert at making a cheesecake. Y'all probably thought that I would never make a cheesecake. Huh? What am I doing here? H I am so good at this. This is all it takes to make a cheesecake. And cooks say they're tired. Imagine I say that in front of my mom. She would smack my ass. Next up is the Biscoff cream cookie butter. Now, when I open I've never had this, but I know I'm going to like this. Ooh. Oh my god. So, I saw a trick and we're going to do this trick. So, instead of just using this thick sauce, what people were doing, they were putting this in the microwave for a few minutes. So, in it turns into like this liquidy sauce. Yeah, this is too thick. Makes sense. That's That's what we're going to do. We're going to put this whole thing in the microwave for a few minutes. Damn. Look at that sauce. Look at that sauce. Look at that sauce. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, this looks so good. Oh my Wait, can you guys see this? Look at how good that looks. O, look at this. Oh, I'm about to destroy this. I'm going to destro Wait, I don't want to spill it though. Oh, I'm scared. Now for the final step, the strawberry fruit filling or topping. And obviously, we got to rinse the top off. Wait, is this Oh my god, it's dripping. It's dripping. Why did no one tell me that it was dripping? Oh no. Oh no. It's dripping. It's dripping. Ooh, damn. This looks good as Why does everything look so good? Oh my god. Look at this. Jesus Christ. Lord have mercy, guys. I'm sorry, but this looks too good. Like, if I saw this anywhere, I would immediately buy it. Oh my god. I think I make a mess. Oh no, it's going to It's spilling everywhere. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's spilling everywhere. It's spilling everywhere. Well, that's nice. That is nice. Lovely. Don't look at someone. Block that camera. The biscoff sauce, the strawberry filling, the biscoff. If you've ever watched me do anything, you have got to try the Biscoff cookies with the Bisoff sauce. The Biscoff cookies are a must. My mouth is so watered right now. I'm not even kidding. We got to crush these. And there it is, ladies and gentlemen. Diabetes in a cup. No. This looks so bum. The problem is we can't even eat it right now. We got to wait 24 hours. Who came up? Maybe because the cookie has to soften up. I'll see you in 24 hours. It's the next day, people. Fridge has been smelling so good. So, we couldn't record in the kitchen because my mom had class and I know I was going to get horny and imagine her during her English class. They hear a Also, before we try the cheesecake though, someone sent me this Dubai chocolate. I don't know who sent it to me, but I'm obviously going to try it. Dubai chocolate style. This is not a part of the video. $5 for one. Look at how small these are. This is too expens. Okay, it's good. But $5. I mean, someone obvious obviously sent this to me. Now, the moment that you all have been waiting for. I feel like the top part is going to be the worst part cuz it's going to be a little hard and the one inside is going to be the best part. So, let's give it a go. Okay. Oh, don't make a mess. So, it's really good. I'm tasting the strawberry jam. Tasting the cheese. Did my mouth just make a like a Did it just squirt? I think it needs more biscoff sauce. And I'm not even kidding. Wait, there's this part here. Let's get this part. Do you see this part right here? Oh, there's some biscoff sauce right there. Let's grab this one. Yeah, that's the spoon. It's moist. It's tasty. There's strawberries. It needs more biscoff sauce. It really does. I realized that I had the biscoff sauce from yesterday. So, I'm like, why not just use this one? Who ate this? My mom. It was her. I'm pretty sure it was her cuz she was messing around with this yesterday. I told her she couldn't eat the cheese, so she just probably went with this. Okay. With the sauce. This is what I'm talking about. 10 out of 10. Oh my god. God bless America. It's too good. I'm sorry. >> America, I love you. My mouth just squirted again. >> Someone broke it and finished my entire cheesecake. Talking about Big Backs. Remember a couple months ago where I made a video about this Tik Tocker who was eating an insane amount of Oreos with milk? He had like a couple of bowls, I believe. And I honestly thought that he was just joking for a video, like he was maybe rage baiting. And I thought it was really funny cuz no one eats like that every day, right? Well, until a video of his came on my for you page and I didn't even know this guy was actually a popular Tik Tocker. He has almost a million followers and his name is James Ebola James Bola. and a video of his drops on my for you page. And I'm like, isn't this the funny guy who was eating the crazy Oreos with milk and he was going viral on Tik Tok for ordering a $100 worth of food from Domino's for breakfast? And you're probably all wondering, $180 from Domino's? What the [ __ ] did he get? The whole menu? Like what? The whole menu. Moody, guys. I just woke up. I'm going to order some Dominoes. I'm so hungry. >> Oh my god. Starving. >> It's Monday morning and I'm order a lot of food. >> I know. >> Well, thank you for choosing Domino's. Will this be carry out delivered? >> Delivery for sure. Yeah. >> Going to be a delivery. >> Um, can I get two large pepperoni pizzas? >> Okay. 7:00 in the morning. >> Two large pepperoni pizza. Okay. >> And then can I get two uh thin crust large? Can I get one with jalapeno and pepperoni and just one pepperoni? >> Okay. Okay. Uhuh. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> And then can I get an order of your 16 piece wings? >> 16 piece. >> Uh okay. Uh what flavor? >> Uh buffalo. >> That's the right flavor. >> All right. >> And then can I get um do you guys have any new like appetizers? >> Me when I pretend that I don't know the whole menu. Like, uh, I come here every day. Like, I literally know your entire menu. Uh, but, uh, do you guys have any like new drinks? No, you don't. Okay. Just give me something else then. >> Appetizers at the moment. We just have a like salads. We That's new. >> Oh, okay. No, no, no, no. Never mind. Uh, can we get >> No way. That salad was dismissed so quickly, dude. His face. his face reaction as soon as he heard salad. Do you guys have any have anything new like on the menu? >> We just have a like salad. We That's new. >> Uh, no, no, never mind. Ew. Ew. Oh, the sword. Oh my god. Please do not mention that ever again. The sword. >> Order of your cheese bread. >> Yeah, the cheese bread is third. Yeah, >> cheese bread. Okay. >> And then, um, can I get an order of your cinnamon twist? This is literally the whole menu >> with the um glaze on the side. >> Uh-huh. Uh-huh. >> On the side. Okay. >> And then can I get an order of your lava cake? >> Okay. >> And then can I get an order of your um pasta? The uh >> I thought we we were done with the with the desserts. >> What are they called? I'm so sorry. The Alfredo. The Alfredo one. Alfredo one. >> Yes. >> Can I get a large diet 2 L diet coke? >> I was going to say this order is kind of crazy though. Like I mean to order the whole thing you start out with the appetizers then you order your entree you order dessert and then once you order the desserts obviously you got to go back to the entre but then I was like this is like way too much but once he said a 2 L diet coke then I understood like that [ __ ] cancels out. Didn't Tammy from 600 lb say that diet coke cancels out all the sugar? So it makes sense why he ordered a 2 liter diet coke. me when I order so much [ __ ] from Taco Bell, but then at the end I'm like, uh, can I get a Diet Coke? Yeah, I don't [ __ ] with those calories. >> Oh, no. And then can I get one more large uh pizza? >> I thought we were done with the pizza. How many pizza? >> Will that be pepperoni? >> Yes. >> Or >> pepperoni, jalapeno. >> Okay. >> And that'll be it. Oh my god. >> That'll be it. All righty. And I do have your number. It pops up here. Um, is it for James? >> Of course. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> All righty. Your total will be 178.60. >> Okay. >> It's 7:00. >> My final answer would have been that girl. That's it. And uh, we have your name here for uh, Lazy. Yeah, you do this [ __ ] every day at 7:00 in the morning. So, yeah, we got you. Being out of breath making a phone call is genuinely just sad. I mean, it was a a 17 plus cuz that [ __ ] is heavy. Yeah. Have y'all had a normal 17 and you're like, "Oh, this is not a light phone. They're getting a little heavy." And then you add the the 17 plus there, you're like, "Oh, shit." Her perhaps a salad him perhaps not. Good call of the diet coke. I was just waiting for a second. Okay, so this dude's diet is actually diabolical. I honestly thought at the beginning he was just eating for a video like, "Oh, here's a fun snack that I'm eating once in a while for a video since it's fun, right?" But then as I scroll through his entire TikTok, uh, would you believe me that he's doing this [ __ ] every day? Every single day, there's like a hundred something dollar mukbang that he does on Tik Tok. Not like every other day or every Thursday. Oh, once a month. Every single day there's a Tik Tok of him doing an insane mukbang. Look at this. Okay. Posted an hour ago. It hasn't even been 24 hours since you did one. Oh my. He's not even waiting 24 hours. Literally 22 hours and an hour ago for these mukbangs. And we thought that girl Jelly Bean Sweets was doing crazy mukbangs because she was slurping her food. Well, at least she wasn't doing $180 worth of mukbangs for breakfast at Domino's. If you're not on TikTok, there was this trend going on a few months ago where you would go with your child and you would pick your favorite snack that you would have for a movie date night. You know, just like this fun trend where you pick an item and you both get to decide on what item you're actually going to buy for the movie night. And he did this with his sister. And judging by the video, I am a,000% sure that it was his sister who convinced him to do this trend. So, she picked >> drinking that juice. >> This is good. Fruit juice. >> It's green juice. Bro, this [ __ ] is bomb. >> We have to pick mine. I'm not drinking that. >> Ew, smoothie. >> Okay, that has a lot of sugar, too. >> But this is good for you. Please. >> No, we'll pick mine. >> The way he saw that smoothie. He was like, "Girl, what the [ __ ] Are you trying to kill me? We're not drinking a smoothie. Diet Coke. >> Oh my god. >> We have to choose. I am not eating veggie chips. Bro, I have not eaten all that [ __ ] >> Mom, where did you pick your coke? >> No, we're choosing these. We're choosing. >> Wait, didn't you pick the Coke? Oh my god, they picked his chips. The Coke won. Okay, you won the Coke. At least give something to your sister. You're reminding me of that mom who went with her son and she didn't let her son pick a single thing. And keep in mind, they're actually supposed to pick this together. They're both supposed to agree on something. You know, it looks like this entire video is going to be him being like, "Oh, we're picking mine. We're picking mine. We're picking mine." Is the sister going to get to pick something? I mean, healthy options aside for a second, what about the sister? You know what? I I I can't Jonas, delete what I just said. What about the sister? I am not letting my sister pick [ __ ] Her I wouldn't trust her. You know what? I I regret what I just said and I'm with him on this one. Like, her gusto sucks. Does anyone know that word gusto? That means like flavor in Italian or some [ __ ] >> Bro, what is that? >> Bro, mini corn dogs and some fries. >> This is supposed to be healthy. James, you're supposed to be healthy. >> They're mini. This is healthy. >> They're mini. >> I'm not for one for you. >> For the entree. We're going to eat a salad. >> Please. >> No. >> Wait. So, she's not going to pick anything? >> No. Please. Look at it. Smoothies and fruit. It's supposed to be dessert. >> It's supposed to be packed with sugar. No, I think mine's better. >> No, please. >> So, she didn't pick a single thing. >> Please. >> No, >> mine is better. Mine is better. Wait, it's supposed to be a fun like >> lunch with each other. >> Good though. >> They're choosing everything healthy. >> I can make everybody's smoothie with this. >> I wonder why she's picking everything healthy. Like, I wonder if she's trying to tell him something. Hm. Could be, but I don't think so. Nah. Why do people keep posting pictures of Big Max? Hey, if I was doing the show with my sister, I would definitely not like her options because I like my options better. But in this scenario though, at least pick some one, dude. Not a single option that your sister picked. I mean, the smoothie look I am I'm a big smoothie person. The smoothie look really Come on. I like most of her options, by the way. But veggie chips, I'd rather die. Veggie chips. The [ __ ] do I look like a cow? Veggie chips? Give that [ __ ] to to to an animal who eats veggies. If I'm trying to eat veggies, I'll eat veggies. What do you mean veggie chips? I'd be offended. It's reminding me of that meme. >> What's good? What's low fat here? >> Yeah. What's low fat here? >> Low fat? I would recommend the summer salad. That's usually what I have for lunch. Can I have a cheeseburger? Medium well. >> The way she looks at her at the end, she recommends a healthy option after she just asked for a healthy option and then she hits her with a I'm just going to have a cheeseburger and she gives her the dead deadly look like you just you just asked me for for a healthier option, [ __ ] the amount of times I've actually tried to order something healthy at restaurants cuz I don't always order junk. Like sometimes I really do try to order healthy stuff and once they hit me, oh, we got these like healthy salads and immediately after I see the burger menu, I'm like, I'm going to do the burger instead. I am a sucker for burgers. Maybe she just wanted to know so she can avoid ordering it. Understandable cuz what if she's like severely allergic to salads and like she accidentally the waitress accidentally brings her a salad and [ __ ] kills her. She's just being precautious, you know? Like she doesn't want to die from a salad. So you guys know that I like to watch mukbangs when I'm eating my lunch. And I feel like a lot of you also do that cuz I'm like why would you eat your lunch alone when you can also have someone else eat it and it feels like you're eating lunch with a friend or such as me? Please tell me some of y'all do that as well. And I was watching this mukbanger eat her food and in the middle while she was preparing our food, she accidentally finds a a a piece of hair, maybe her own, probably her own hair in there. And uh what do you think she did when she saw the piece of hair? >> We're making spring rolls today. I'll start with some lettuce. I'm making two today, y'all. This is what the dumpling looks like. No, let me actually And now y'all, this big ass hair, we're just going to leave it. I forgot my name on. So >> So yeah, she found a piece of her hair in the food and instead of being a normal person and throwing it away, she throws it back in her food. Girly, are you okay? Why did you throw that [ __ ] back in your food? And I really think at the beginning I thought this was going to be rage bait. Everything on the internet nowadays is rage bait. And I'm like, there's no way she's actually going to eat that. She cuts the camera, takes that [ __ ] out, and actually eats her food. But instead, you can actually see the hair inside her food when she eats it. Oh my god, that is a lot. That's definitely her hair. Listen, I know I'm big back and it takes less than a second to throw that [ __ ] away. Why throw it back in your food? People are going to call me crazy for this, but I feel like I have a superpower and I'm not even being sarcastic. I have this thing where my eye is really good at catching a hair in my food. I'm not even kidding. I have this like really sharp eye. We can be having lunch together and I I can prove it to you. I swear to God, it's so good. It's so weird that it happens to me. I just I'm just I'm not crazy. I That's literally my superpower. >> What is going on? >> Just driving home. >> You got a bowl of banana pudding, vanilla wafer cookies. >> Yes. Off that dispatch. Stand by. >> Okay. It took me a second cuz I thought this wasn't AI. The talking was so good. >> Just driving home. >> Holy [ __ ] AI is getting too good cuz this almost got me. And then the fart at the end. Banana pudding looks really good. But why the cookies though? If it's a banana pudding, why do we have cookies? Also, if you've received your merch, please send me a picture on my Instagram cuz I want to put them on a video. And these are going away March 1st. So, this is your last chance to buy this. It's 100% gone and it's so good for winter. Trust me, it's really warm for winter. >> Like, you don't know what is going on. There's a simple simple math which part of this very hard to understand that she's eating at least four time of what she should be eating. Oh my god. Why did she make that face? I felt bad for her. I really did cuz the doctor was telling her some terrible news. I I mean terrible news. I mean, he told her what she was doing, but still. I mean, it's bad news to hear that you're eating four times a day. No, to to hear that you're eating four times the amount that you should be eating. But for her to crack that face, why did she do that face? Like I was getting ready for a sad situation. Also, I've never watched the sub episode before. That's why I wasn't expecting that [ __ ] That face. >> But she didn't overeat. >> Oh, what happened? >> You want to argue that with the scale? Don't argue with me. She argued that with the scale. >> She couldn't overeat. I gave her portion meals and it's the same as I've always given her. Wait, so you're saying you give her portion meals and you're surprised that she didn't lose weight, but then you're saying it's the meal that I've always given her. Unless you cut that meal down a little, she's not going to be losing weight if she's eating the same food that she always that she was always eating. >> She quit eating the vinegarette and ate honey mustard dressing. >> She eat with the a gallon of honey mustard. That damn honey mustard is good though. That has to be my favorite sauce. I knew it wasn't the amount that she was eating. It was that stupid honey mustard. Cuz I've had this and it's practically finished. You can tell that this is a really good sauce cuz I'm almost done with it. I've been destroying this by the way. And this was the reason why she couldn't lose weight, not the amount of food that she was eating. >> Dude, why did she say it like that? As if like her switching out sauces was the reason why she couldn't lose weight. What? The a gallon of honey mustard. >> Now, I don't know how much she put on her salad. >> The two cups. >> But I can tell you that's the only difference. >> Wait, she's getting from thin air, right? >> Well, I don't know how she done it. >> Okay, I feel bad for her. But hold up. Did she say two cups of honey mustard? Like a small prepackaged honey mustard, or is she talking about actual two cups of honey mustard? Because if she's talking about two cups, this is like almost half of this bowl. There's no way she was talking. This [ __ ] is huge, by the way. There's no way she's talking about two cups. And she is probably talking about the small cups, right? >> No, I'm not getting up. And I promise you that. >> Oh, she's not getting up. >> Went wrong. I don't know. >> Did you quit exercising during the day? >> Keep eating five to six,000 calorie a day. >> Damn. I wonder if she tried the Japanese no baked cheesecake. >> I'm curious. She probably did. >> And don't come and tell me what you're eating. You want to argue all that with the scale? Be my guess. Okay. If you're not losing weight, she's in too much. >> Oh, this was a no BS doctor. The fact that he said you want to argue with the scale, go ahead. Jokes aside though, best of luck to this girl. I hope she figures it out. Maybe it actually was this damn honey mustard sauce. >> Which one do you want? >> The apple. >> This is apple. This is caramel. >> The apple pink champagne Oreo. >> I want the apple. >> That's the apple. This is strawberry. >> I think he wants the apple. >> The apple there. And this is the banana. And this is the uh this one is like the chocolate uh cupcake. >> All right. >> Hostess. >> I want the apple. >> Girl, I have a feeling that he wants the apple. You can tell him all the flavors that exist in the world, by the way. Like 10,000 flavors that exist. And I think he might still want the apple. >> No, I don't want that. >> That is apple. Which one? You want this one? The pink one. >> The apple. >> It's right here. Do you want the banana one? >> Girl, give him the apple one. Even after she says, "Oh, the apple's right here, by the way." But uh have you seen the the banana to the side and the strawberry here? Here. It's W. The strawberry right here. It's winking at you. It's flirting with you. The strawberry is actually flirting with you. Do you want to get the the the strawberry one instead? I want the apple. His patience is top tier. Keep trying him though. I'm just going to go on a limb here and say that he might have hinted a little bit that he liked the apple. >> There could be a slight chance I might be pregnant now. >> Oh, >> really? And why do you say that? I've been craving weird things that I'm not >> normally craving. Oh my god. >> And now you crave it. H >> like water craving water. >> Water. Like does she never drink water? Oh my god. Don't tell me that she never actually drank water before. Oh my god. I need people to understand like let me put this in perspective for you Americans. As a fellow American, I'm going to say this. This is what the rest of the world thinks America is. Because the fact that she just said, "Uh, I feel a little weird lately, like I might be pregnant because I'm craving water." This is the weird thing about Here's I'm going to say something else. I know that there's probably going to be viewers of mine that say that they don't like water. What the [ __ ] do you mean? You Here's the thing. I'm going to say this. What do you mean you don't like water? 70% of our body is made out of water, right? Dentist, please confirm that. This straight up sounds like a clip out of that dumb movie where this American goes like a hundred years or something in the future and he finds out that America has been even more dumberized. And at the end of the movie, he ends up planting a a plant because Americans didn't know how to plant a plant. Oh my god. The the doctor was speechless. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] you ain't pregnant. You're thirsty. You're just thirsty, [ __ ] Drink you some water. >> Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I like her sister. That's her sister, right? No [ __ ] right there. Just [ __ ] you're not pregnant. Just drink some water. The fact that she said, "Wait, hold on. Are you watching this video while laying down? Get your big back up. Your big back up. Get your back up. >> Anyways, if you did enjoy this big bag video, you know what to do. Like, subscribe, and become a member if you want to watch my videos a day early and add free plus sponsor free member shout out. Thank you. Sour, Ero, Aiden, Yu-Hang, I love Lazy, Zoe Does Art, Mel, Bails, BKZ, The Nerdy One, Illegal Trash, Darth Krogan, Pieces of Plate, and Starling, Darling. Okay, she's a little chill today. I'm going to go throw that cheesecake away cuz you guys obviously know that I'm not finishing that. We We can cut the cameras, Jonas. We don't have to show them. We don't have to show me the entire thing. Turn off, Jonas. Also, Jonas, you can leave as well. I want to be alone right now. Why are y'all still here? Cut the

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