Apple Just Released Their Laziest iPhone Ever

All right, everyone. A brand new iPhone has been created. So, how much time do we dedicate to its release? Only 1 minute and 13 seconds, but that's the same amount of time it spent in R&D. Oh, hi there. I'm Sam Tucker from the snooze department. And you may have heard recently that Apple has just announced their all new iPhone 17, a low price and loweffort entry into the iPhone lineup. You see, Sleepy Tim asked us to make the best new phone we could without spending any money. Because spending money is what the customer does, not us. And so the 17 has the exact same shape, battery, and screen as last time. And heck, it even retains the classic 9-year-old notch on the front. But the screen does have the new ceramic shield too on it with an anti-reflective coating, which stopped us from reflecting on the other design choices we made for the phone, like saying that it takes better shots even though it seems to have the same cameras as before. But apparently portrait shots should look better because of a new image processing pipeline. Well, what was clocking the pipes before? Innovation effort. Well, we certainly got that out of the system. Inside the 17 has the updated C1X modem and now comes with the A19 chip. The very same silicon that powers the better iPhone 17, but just with a couple of less GPU cores in it. See, we're able to call it the same thing, even though it's much worse now. Sort of like Apple as a company. Out of the goodness of Apple's $3 trillion heart, we're doubling the starting storage from not enough to bare minimum. And we'll be adding back Mag Safe charging that should have been in the last one, but we had to take it out then so that we'd look like heroes this time. You're welcome. Although, we do have to make up that cost somewhere. And so we were going to make the phone red, but Tim wanted to save on the ink. I mean, if you think Apple math is expensive, you should have a look at HP math. Anyway, Tim insisted that we print the phone in economy. And so instead of product red, it's product pink. Barely pink. The all new iPhone 17. A new phone for the new year. It's the least we could do. Seriously, we couldn't do much less than what we Subscribe today. >> Hey everyone, thanks for watching the video and sorry I used some of 16 E's footage in this one because they look so similar. I guess the E stands for exactly the same. Anyway, subscribe to the channel cuz there's going to be new Apple products apparently. They may have even been announced by the time you're seeing this. So subscribe.

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