Microsoft Reacts to MacBook Neo

Hey, who just released this $600 laptop? Apple. But that can't be. They charge more for a set of wheels. Oh, hi there. I'm Sam Tucker from the company that sells a worse version of everything that Apple does. >> Oops. Excuse me, just a second. >> But still somehow is in the $3 trillion club. But for how much longer? As you may have heard recently, that Apple just announced a brand new laptop, but accidentally put the decimal point in the wrong place. Oh, only $600 for a MacBook. Now, what runs Windows in that category? Lenovo. We're screwed. And we're not the only ones screwed at this price as at this price is starting to get into Chromebook territory. Yo, Google, aren't you worried about this new MacBook? What if it eats into your education market? Hey, you think parents are going to buy their kids a MacBook for how much? 600. Oh, can't get a Chromebook for that price. You can get two. Well, fair point. But, you know, if people with no money get a Chromebook and people with some money get a MacBook, then where's the room in the market for our hot pile of I mean, Windows machines? Apart from gaming, price was the only reason people bought a Windows machine over Apple. And so, maybe we're just going to have to release our own Neo. It'll be just like the MacBook, but with the power of co-pilot, the reliability of Windows, and the feeling and smell of stained car seat. And hang on a minute, didn't we release our own Neo a while ago? That's right, the Surface Neo. Why did that fail? To find out, let's have a look at our promotional material. Okay, so our Neo had Intel inside. So, there was our first problem. And while the MacBook Neo doesn't have a backlit keyboard, our Surface Neo didn't have a keyboard at all. Oh no, wait. We did have a keyboard. It just falls off. And hold on a minute. Is the market saying they don't want a screen with a big line in the middle? All right, I've seen enough. The all new MacBook Windows killer. We won't sell any more Windows anymore, but hey, no one was paying for it anyway. >> Subscribe today. Hey everyone, thanks for watching the video. So, the MacBook Neo is almost out. Are there any Windows users out there tempted to switch? Even Linux users, is it tickling your Linux little members? Let me know in the comments below. Sam Time out of here. I didn't get very

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