Disney Adults Obsession With Giving Birth At Disney

Um, excuse me. What the actual [ __ ] you doing? >> Oh, I'm just trying to give birth at Disney because I heard that they're giving away a free burrito if you give birth at Disney. So, I decided to pop one out. There's worse things that I could have done, honestly. like I could have murdered a child, but no, instead I decided to just give birth to one for a free burrito and I didn't get the burrito. So, I have learned that Disney adults exist. Like, they're actually a thing. And yes, I'm late to this because I'm not chronically online like some of y'all. Like, what do you think I do? Like, I spend my entire day on the internet? No, of course I don't do that. But yeah, for the past years there's been a rumor that if you give birth at Disney, you get a lifetime pass where I don't even know what that means. Like you can go to Disney for free, like no nada money, you know, like you don't need any money. So people have been trying to give birth at Disney. Like they time it so when they're ready to give birth, they go to Disney. POV trying to give birth at Disney so my daughter can have a lifetime pass. What if it's a son? You don't know that it is not even born yet. She is Asian. >> You don't know that. She could be Korean. >> Wait, is that like a birth exercise? >> If you do that, does that help you to give birth? What was going on with the little toy there? Is that like a black magic that if you do that, it it lets you give birth? And for all my mommy viewers out there, is this a thing? This helps you give birth. Oh my god. This kind of feel like it's spreading my ass. I don't know. It makes me feel vulnerable. The craziest part about this is that this was just a rumor. People have been trying for years to give birth at Disney to get a free lifetime pass just because it was a rumor. Like, who is out here spreading rumors and believing them? Because personally me, I've never spread rumors or like believed rumors because I like I do my research. You know what I mean? I'm not out here believing everything that I see on the internet cuz I'm better than everyone else. While some people are trying to give birth at Disney, the rest wanted to be proposed at Disney. And that's what this next couple did. This guy went on stage with his girlfriend to propose to her until a Disney employee ruined their entire proposal. They're taking their sweet time. Just propose to her already. >> He was He was running. >> She said, "Yes, that's great. It's over here. It's going to be even better." >> What do you think, though? Do you think the Disney employee had every right to do that and interrupt the proposal? Or do you think he was being really harsh? And it's like, why would you interrupt it? I know they're not allowed to be on stage, but come on. It's a proposal. It's supposed to be a sweet moment. Why interrupt it like that? Well, if you paid attention to the guy who was proposing to his girlfriend once they get down, you can hear him pointing and saying, "Yes, that's great." because apparently and allegedly he had already asked for permission from another employee if he could do it and he said he got the green light from him. That's why he was proposing to her on stage. So I'm guessing this employee was not informed that he got permission from another employee. So then Disney sees this and apologizes to them and they said Disney said they apologized for the incident and they want to make things right with a couple involved. We offered our sincere apologies and we will do everything we can to make this up to them. And Disney actually offered them a free weekend at a Disneyland park and hotel of their choice. However, he doesn't plan to accept it. Ooh, the bird. Honestly though, even though they ruined it, you might as well take it. You got nothing else to lose, dude. Just take the free weekend. So, he was just upset that they interrupted his proposal, which I totally understand. But, uh, I want to know if you would have taken the free weekend because personally, even though they did that to me, I still would have taken that. I'm sorry. Okay, that's actually nothing compared to what we're going to talk about today because there was a Tik Tocker who her husband lost her job and she also didn't have a job, so they basically had no income. And she says that me being a little dulu, vacationing at Walt Disney World every day as if my husband didn't lose his job, us having no income, but still running off faith, trust, and pixie dust. Is that all it takes to faith, trust, and pixie dust? Why am I lowkey jealous of her though? To be this delusional? Let's go to Disney and spend all that we got. This looks crazy dry. Is this the Disney food? Oh my god. And they give you like a greenie in there. No, this is definitely not for me. First time seeing Cinderella's castle in Magic Kingdom. Okay. What's going on? What did she see? Like the the castle. Did she see Mickey? Mickey snorting crack. What did she see? She saw people. What did she Wait, was it like the the the view? But she saw and she was crying. She got so emotional. Me, when I see that there's a new fast food item, I lowkey get so excited when a new fast food item drops. You know what? I'm not even going to hate on her. If this is her thing that she likes going to Disney and she gets so emotional, good for you, because my ass will get out of the bed at 10:00 p.m. to find a fast food item that I saw on Tik Tok hoping that the fast food place has a 24-hour drive-thru cuz I am not waiting until next day to try it. Apparently, this is like a really big thing to go to Disney and look at the people walking, which I get because you don't see a lot of people walking in America cuz people don't walk here. they drive cuz everyone here is mostly a badass. Understandable. So when you see people walking for the first time and you're like, "Wow, is this Europe or am I actually in America right now?" And there's a lot of videos of Disney adults just going to Disney, seeing it for the first time, and crying like crazy. I promise you, I'm not going to laugh at this next one. >> Okay, I'm sorry. I know. I promised I'm going to go laugh a [ __ ] You can't be serious. >> Girl, it's not that deep. I don't care that you're going to Disney or you're going to see God. It is not that deep. Disney is not paying your bills. Sir, this is Wendy's. Did she think the castle died of CO? RIP to that castle? Mhm. I heard that the Mickey Mouse castle caught CO and unfortunately passed away. I don't even think I've seen people be this surprised on their knees to cry like that when their parents pass away. And you know this was timed, right? Because there's no way she walked from all the way to I don't know, Portugal there with her eyes barely closed. Like she she was walking blindly and whatever. And at the end, honestly, she was walking like this. She was like, "Oh, hopefully I don't step on anyone. The acting could have been a little better. It is simply not that deep." You know what's deep though? this mom's [ __ ] >> This couple that spent almost 2.8K just to have Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse. Is it Minnie Mouse? Minnie Mini Poo. Minnie the Tiger at their wedding for like half an hour and it cost them like 2.7K. Dude, I am laughing at this cuz this is like an hilarious situation to me. This is funny as hell. When I see people spend their money like that, what do you want me to do exactly? It's already spent. The money is gone. I'm not going to pull it out of my ass and give it to them because I feel bad for them. I'm going to laugh. >> How to have Mickey and Minnie at your Disney wedding. It is not included. It is an additional charge. I believe it is around like 25. >> I love how she's giving this as a tutorial as the rest of us. We're looking at a tutorial on YouTube like, "How do I have Mickey Mouse and Minnie on my wedding? How do I spend like maybe 2.8K or is it double like $5,000? Like $5,000 for two. Really, you didn't have to make this like a tutorial voice over cuz no one was looking for a tutorial to begin with. How to spend $5,000 $100 to have the both of them. It is for a half hour. So, at our reception, they did the cake cutting and dancing. And then I had them also come to the lunch, a separate charge for just photos and hanging out. And I got to pick their outfits for both events. >> What outfit did you pay? Oh, these outfit. Oh, see, I like that the fact that she gets to pick the outfits cuz I would be a little upset to be honest. Like, oh, I'm paid this much money, but I can't customize their outfit. You know what I mean? Like, could you also customize them as an individual? Could you give Mickey Mouse like a smaller nose, bigger cheeks, some Botox on top? Like, could you customize No. Like what about a BBL or something? >> The lunch a separate charge for just photos and hanging out. And I got to pick your outfits for both events. >> Oh my god, look at the face of the husband here who's like, "Yeah, we just spent like 2.8K with my credit card, by the way. There was a couple that during their wedding they did the same thing that hired Mickey and Minnie I believe and they actually didn't offer food for their guests because their entire budget went on hiring Mickey and Minnie. Dude, I can't make this [ __ ] up. I'm going to I'm going to show you the story right now because this is real. This is what happens when you give adults adult money. And I see why my mom was stingy with her money when it when I was a child. Cuz imagine if I told my mom, "Hey, mom, could you like give me 2.7K so I could see Mickey?" And I would have helped my mom beat my ass. Ida for not having catering at my wedding. My female 28 and my fiance male 30 just got married 2 months ago and we had our dream wedding. Everything was perfect and I mean everything. My parents and his parents helped us pay for Oh, okay. Obviously, when they give you money, I feel like it would be perfect. Especially if this was like a a threesome a throple marriage, might as well make it a quadruple marriage. So, you have the quadruple of the budget. Helped us pay for a great chunk of the wedding so we would be debtree. [ __ ] why would you have a wedding where you would go in debt just for the wedding? Are y'all Oh my god. Oh my god. Why get in debt for a wedding that's going to last a day? Take not even half of that money and go on a on an emoji vacation with your partner. No. Instead, let's have an expensive wedding where most of the guests are going to complain that they don't like it. Let's do that instead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The issue aroused about a month and a half ago when my aunt started posting on Facebook. not surprised about how disappointed she was with the whole ordeal with a few guests sided with her. Also, they were siding with her. The drama in the neighborhood started. The issue was with our decision to not offer catering service, bar services at our wedding due to routing the money towards having a wedding. Minnie and Mickey make appearances at our special day. The cost to have both Minnie and Mickey for a good chunk of time, 30. This is a good chunk. 30 minutes. Oh my. I would have asked like 3 hours. 30 minutes. >> Do you know you have 30 minutes? >> Are you kidding me? >> Was almost exactly what our parents allow allowed allowed for our catering budget. So, we scheduled an appearance during our first dance and our wedding photos for going served food. Though there were plenty of facilities at the venue where people could eat. My parents were still very supportive of us, but everyone else is being passive aggressive about it on Facebook. To those who are asking if the guests were warned, we clearly outlined in the invitation that there was food available at the venue. We didn't exactly spell out every restaurant's menu, but it was certainly mentioned. There was also vending machines available throughout vending machines. Wo. Okay, so at least they were they cared about their wedding guest and they're like, "There might not be food here, but uh there's vending machines somewhere." Yeah, vending machines exist. They were invented, by the way. This is wild. Starving your guests just so you can have Don't invite them. Don't [ __ ] invite them. If you just want to have Mickey and Minnie, don't have a wedding at all. Honestly, just spend the whole money on Mickey and Minnie. Give Mickey and Minnie your entire paycheck every single month so you can feed their coke addiction. Yeah, this lowkey reminded me of America when someone from someone that I knew who knew someone invited me to their wedding, which I was like, "Oh, I'll come." Until they sent me the invitation that looked bougie as hell and they're like, "So, we're actually going to have this wedding at a different country." Uh-huh. So, the ticket is going to be really expensive and also the gift that you got going to get us, you have to get us a gift for my wedding, obviously that you're going to have to pay as well. Um, yeah. So, it's going to be like $5,000 for your tickets and for the gifts that you're going to get us. But yeah, you're welcome. Now, what do you guys think happened? It's a real story, by the way. I'm not making it up. Do you think I went to the wedding? Mhm. Yeah, of course I did. Yeah. The moment of the grand opening of Epic Universe. >> This is it. >> What's going on? Is there a shooting? >> Wow. >> Oh, there's got to be a shooting. Oh, it's America. I am not surprised. Yeah, >> they're running from a shooter. There's no way. >> Wait, actually, these are all adults, by the way. There's no >> Oh my gosh. >> What the [ __ ] >> Wait, did anyone see me spit there? That was nasty. I'm sorry. >> Oh my god. >> Oh, he grabbed her hair. He grabbed her hair. >> Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. >> No way, dude. Look at them. >> But like >> madness. >> It's It's still going to be there though. It's like going to going to run. >> These are all adults. Oh my god. Someone fell. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. >> It's still going to be there though. Al. So, where are the children? >> Wow. >> Where are the children? >> Wow. >> Oh, we have a girl. We have a little child. is crazy. >> I don't get it though. >> Oh my god. >> Whoa. >> Why can I not be this delusional? Like why can I not be this clueless in life where this would be my ultimate goal? I am jealous of every single person that you saw in this video because I really wish to do like why couldn't I be like this where my biggest problem was to go to uh Universal Studios and I would lose my [ __ ] if I saw Universal Studios but instead I decided to be a minor inconvenience stress kind of guy. like the smallest thing that I have to do during the day, it stresses me and I have to think about it for hours until I get it done and then I stress about the next task that I have to do. Ignorance is a bliss. You know what's the main reason that I don't like Disney adults? Cuz you're probably over here like, "Wow, Lazy's a hater." Lazy is not a hater. Lazy is an innovator. Because instead of spending 5K to see Mickey and Minnie, give that 5K to me and I can do both. I'll put on a costume and I'll be there the entire day, not just a 30 minute session. But my final straw with the Disney adults would have been I go there for the first time and the whole place shuts down because one of these nasty mother decides to release a gas bomb that would kill the whole studio. And that's what actually happened. I don't know what they're eating at Disneyland. Someone farts at Disneyland and the whole place evacuates. Disney ride is shut down after a man farts on it. This wild event took place on Living with the Land yesterday. The smell was so nauseating, guests got out of their boat while it was moving. This forced Disney to shut down, evacuate, and restart the ride for the full. How deadly was that gas? I fart all the time, and I'm sorry, I do fart, especially when I get nervous. And they are deadly sometimes. Yeah, but I can tolerate it because it's my fart. But if I was there and one of these nasty people farted and ruined my whole experience, I would have been so mad. I would have been so mad because for a day I decide to be the main character and they ruin it. I was really hoping that this was a joke and this wasn't real. But it's real. There's an article that says, "Why was the Disney ride shut down from afar?" The moment guests started getting out of their boat, Disney had hit the emergency stop button on the ride. What was the announcement? >> Attention Disney guests. Someone released a level five dragon level of toxic gas. And uh yeah, we got to shut this down. And no, do not blame a person for this. Blame their hole. Disney needed to stop the ride immediately. The moment guests got out of the boat, they were put in danger. Like in danger because they got out of the boat or in danger because the fart was that toxic. POV, you're a white gal who got overwhelmed by the power of Polynesian culture while watching Moana 2. This is actually relatable because I see myself in this. Usually when I'm at a Mexican restaurant and I'm eating Mexican food and while I'm eating their food, I get overwhelmed by the Mexican flavor. So sometimes I just like yell burritos, tacos, locos. There's no way these people are real. Like they have been made up by the Matrix for me to make a video about it. I see you Matrix giving me video ideas. And when you have fans that are this obsessed with Disney, one of these is actually going to do something crazy. And I'm not talking about the fart guy. A Disney fan decides to break into Disney and he says that, "Oh, they actually left the door open." Like, it was accidentally left open and I and I went in just like that girl who accidentally sucked dick. >> Did you do suck dick on? >> What? >> Suck dick on accident. >> How the [ __ ] do you suck dick? >> This dude accidentally went in. Guys, you're not going to believe >> what I just walked into. I can't Listen, I live at Disney basically. I come here all the time. >> Listen, I did not know they just leave the doors open like this. Look at this. >> Wait a fairy tale weddings. >> That's crazy. >> You know, I'm walking into wood. >> Oh, it's open. >> Wide open. Why? >> I don't know. >> Why would you leave this wide open, Disney, for me? Thanks. I appreciate it. Look at this >> main character moment right there. This is This is where Disney took place. Unbelievable. >> Just broken. >> You can't really see it, but in the background, you can see the cows are right there during the day. You could definitely see it. >> Oh, I don't think I give a [ __ ] but thank you. >> Wow. >> They didn't leave the door. >> I know. We're breaking in. You break into someone else's house and you're like, "Well, this door is only locked with a key and not a padlock or any other types of security. So, that just means they left it open. So, I uh kind of just broke in." But not really, though, cuz it was actually open. And he decides to try water everywhere in Disney Springs from the fountain, which I looked it up and you're not supposed to do that by the way. >> From everywhere in Disney Springs, >> which is because it's nasty. >> The main water fountain. One out of 10. >> Exactly. >> Store. >> Thank you. >> Five out of 10. The AMC water fountain. >> That's nasty, dude. >> 1.5 out of 10. >> I wonder how this story is going to end. I just got banned by Disney. I'm going to try to explain Adam very quickly without yelling or crying. So, I'm going to grandfather to get food. >> How could they ban him? Their number one fan. All he did was drink water from where he was not supposed to drink it from. And he broke in. But not really though. He didn't break in because the doors inside weren't locked. The one the one outside was, but that doesn't count. So they banned him. Dude, why are you so upset that you broke the rules? They banned you? And he's like, they banned me. Good. Okay, well that's a wrap. 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